Posts by Schplew

1. 2019-04-15 at 7:46 PM UTC in sophie appreciation thread
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by -SpectraL And if I refuse?

   
   Then he's going to force you to walk the electronic plank... and that means a dip in the virtual ocean for you, mister.
2. 2019-04-15 at 7:45 PM UTC in Are you a geometrist?
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Admin I like math and geometry.

   
   That's great to hear, administrator. That's where the money is. Do you prefer when numbers are numbers, or numbers are letters?
3. 2019-04-15 at 7:44 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Technologist Of course she’d have to be on top, you’d smother her.😂

   
   But Why did you smoke rocks instead of sniffing powder?
4. 2019-04-15 at 7:41 PM UTC in Hello
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Technologist 😂😂😂😂

   
   Why is that deserving of 4 laughing emojis? You got your nose so far up everyone's ass here... that you have lost the ability to smell your own shit... which stinks badly.
5. 2019-04-15 at 7:27 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 Matt's body cannot handle a lot of physical movement on a day to day basis.

   
   I'd love for you to lay on top of me and for us to do a 69 on a daily basis.
6. 2019-04-15 at 7:05 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Ghost I have no hate in my heart, I don't waste time being negative. I just focus on the my Trianglist training and try to find harmony with this world.

   
   That's what I need to make me a better person.
7. 2019-04-15 at 7:02 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Octavian Not as good as church roofs collapsing on worshippers or Mosque massacres.

   
   Is that what you would like to see?👍
8. 2019-04-15 at 7:02 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Number13 Jet fuel CAN burn wooden beams

   
   Thanks for the news flash, Einstein... is anyone's intuition that poor where they would think otherwise? Fire burns wood.. gee, what a fucking revelation! Will you be my fucking fortune teller?
9. 2019-04-15 at 6:57 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by Sophie Why are you so angry.

   Because you ended your question with a period, instead of a mark.
10. 2019-04-15 at 6:56 PM UTC in Next week I will...
    

    Schplew Houston
    Octavian please tell us about the time you encountered the saltie in the Billabong.
11. 2019-04-15 at 6:55 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Ghost lol!

    
    I love your spirit. You're a lot nicer than I am. I want to be more like you.
12. 2019-04-15 at 6:54 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie Get bent, you have zero sense of history.

    
    ooooh....that one sizzled. I better call the Burn Unit.
13. 2019-04-15 at 6:53 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie Screw you. Christianity is part of the history of our people.

    
    The dump in the toilet that I just left is also a part of the history of our people... should I save that too?
14. 2019-04-15 at 6:51 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Sophie Screw you. Christianity is part of the history of our people.

    
    Christianity is a fraud. It's solely used to control the Mindless masses... people like you, for instance. You would have been tortured alive and burned at the stake, you fucking freak. It seems as though your confusion doesn't cease with what gender you want to be.. you don't even know who your friends or your enemies are.
15. 2019-04-15 at 6:47 PM UTC in Yeah, ohfra is totally hawt.
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl okay last question: would you prefer welding metals or painting for a living?
    
    must choose one.

    
    Painting. Welding metal sounds like a nightmare.
16. 2019-04-15 at 6:45 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby this is awful, fuck those greasy pig fuckers, fuck rat bastard fuck

    
    I love to see a symbol of a religious hypocrisy burn to the ground
17. 2019-04-15 at 6:45 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
    

    Schplew Houston
    Jesus Christ... can't anything be an accident anymore?
18. 2019-04-15 at 6:28 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    Octavian please tell us about the time you encountered that saltie in a billabong. How did you escape?
19. 2019-04-15 at 6:27 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Octavian I've had to request a new one, here it's called National Insurance & no longer on a card. Have to wait for a shitty piece of paper.
    
    I'm sure some dumbass has stolen my passport to sell on Darknet, back stabbing faggot so that's £80 for a replacement.
    
    I also need a new driver's license as I lost my old one. Another £20.
    
    Fuck my life.

    
    but you live in Australia. you have every ecosystem available on one big land mass..
    with the coolest wildlife the planet has to offer. You should become a park ranger.
20. 2019-04-15 at 5:37 PM UTC in Anyone who smokes Spice should kill themselves
    

    Schplew Houston
    I'm going to become electronic friends with Rome's first emperor, sooner or later.... we have too much in common.