Posts by Schplew

1. 2019-04-17 at 8:23 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston
   I'm not remembering rx baby... any possible cues you can offer to help unlock that storage locker?
2. 2019-04-17 at 8:12 PM UTC in Anyone that likes flat chested girls
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Ur boyfriend alone but ur looking at me.

   
   lol
3. 2019-04-17 at 8:10 PM UTC in Watch Notre Dame burn live, it's almost completely gone
   

   Schplew Houston
   I'm surprised a bunch of derelicts and criminals care so much about this topic
4. 2019-04-17 at 8:10 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston
   What posters from DH that jiggaboo Johnson wishes were here, that are not.
5. 2019-04-17 at 8 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
   

   Schplew Houston
   Damn I wouldn't have thought they r that cheap.
6. 2019-04-17 at 7:55 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 Those are popular lately.

   
   How much money did you donate to the memorial fund of the people that died from that pontoon boat capsizing on Table Rock Lake?
7. 2019-04-17 at 7:50 PM UTC in I wanna buy some spy mics and cameras but I have nothing good to use them for.
   

   Schplew Houston
   That's what girl's restrooms and locker rooms are for...
8. 2019-04-17 at 7:49 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
   

   Schplew Houston

   Originally posted by 🐿 Who be scarlett?

   
   An insomniac catfish.
9. 2019-04-17 at 7:48 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
   

   Schplew Houston
   From what I've seen, only after a 12 pack.
10. 2019-04-17 at 7:45 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Firekrochfatty pass.
    
    as i always have.
    but will appreciate all the compliments.🤪
    
    OT: off here & to my real- life.🤗

    
    You entered a dream world and the Land of Make Believe when you posted on the internet.
11. 2019-04-17 at 7:44 PM UTC in Attn: Teehee
    

    Schplew Houston
    Can we please trade ohfralala for Taryn?
12. 2019-04-17 at 7:42 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    im hungry for something unhealthy.
13. 2019-04-17 at 7:40 PM UTC in Posting Nudes on NIS really upped my self esteem
    

    Schplew Houston
    I'm glad he posted it.
14. 2019-04-17 at 7:25 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by SBTlauien About a year ago, I switched from full coverage to liability…
    
    No police came because no one got hurt.

    
    Dude.... that was a critical error on your part. I've never heard of police not coming to an accident... but if that's true, you should have called them to the scene. Now you have no third objective Party 2 buffer your story.
15. 2019-04-17 at 7:24 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    I think that's the day I hit the casino breakfast,lunch and dinner buffet.
16. 2019-04-17 at 7:23 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    Look at that symmetrical Roman nose, those thick, luscious lips, and those beautiful baby blues...😍😋
17. 2019-04-17 at 7:19 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by whoami On a scale of 1-16 I would say 14 is best. You should fuck/rape her to teach her that it's not okay to drive carelessly and lie to escape responsibility for her actions.

    
    I want to rape that bitch in your avatar. Can't stand that crazy cunt.
18. 2019-04-17 at 7:18 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
    

    Schplew Houston

    Originally posted by Ajax Do you have comprehensive?

    
    Comprehensive insurance is irrelevant to the nature of the accident.
19. 2019-04-17 at 7:17 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the moment
    

    Schplew Houston
    If my girl didn't know me so well and accept every little part of me, I might have been embarrassed and concerned when we were making out, and I sharted heartily.
20. 2019-04-17 at 7:14 PM UTC in How Pissed Should I Be?
    

    Schplew Houston
    lol... never seen one of those arbitrary scales go from 1 to 16. I like that. Don't get mad, get even.