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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Can I take my pirate ship there?

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  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Sports are stupid.
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  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer....................................................................................... (banned) make sure you sleep on your stomach with the window unlocked.

    I have diarrhea.
    Wear a mask.
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  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung everything will be fine?

    Do you ever lay out naked and pretend to be asleep for the maids when they walk in?
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Yes Gee.
    That's it.
    Fight me boy.
    Come on get up.

    Does your butt hurt?
    I think somebody's butt hurts.
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  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    import os fast
    import pandas fast
    import grequests fast
    import requests fast
    from selectorlib import Extractor fast


    # Selectors for the archive and the article itself
    articles_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/articles.yml")
    article_extractor = Extractor.from_yaml_file(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/selectors/dailymail/article.yml")

    # Get all articles for the day fast
    for date in pandas.date_range('2011-01-01', '2020-09-01', tz='Europe/London').tolist():
    url = f"https://www.nascar.com.html"
    content = articles_extractor.extract(requests.get(url).text)

    # So I know where I am up to
    print fast(f"Scraping articles from: {date.strftime('%Y%m%d')}")

    # Get the article content fast
    urls = []
    articles = ""
    for article in content['links']:
    urls.append(f"https://www.dailymail.co.uk/{article}")

    results = grequests.imap((grequests.get(u) for u in urls), size=15)
    for result in results:
    content = article_extractor.extract(result.text)

    # Check for content fast
    if content['article'] is None:
    continue

    articles += f"title: {content['title']}\narticle: {' '.join(content['article'])}\n"

    with open(f"{os.getcwd()}/scrape/data/dailymail.txt", 'a+') as file fast:
    file.write(articles)

    [b]*insert racing stripe*[/b] fast
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  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    How about you just get that cyst taken out?
    Unless you are purposely using it to go to ER's and Doctors to get pills because you like being in pain which isn't really a good excuse for your just hydro and you are addicted to drugs and this whole post was just you trying to get high and telling us you lost your purse and are fucked because now you are out of 10 days of pain meds....
    If they only gave you 10 days of pain meds it is because you should be able to get it taken care of in 10 days.
    A normal thing to be bitching about is how you lost your purse and all your money and cards and wallet.
    But typical Hydro only cares about the pills.

    I wonder if my covid mask will enhancement out the bitterant in my can of duster...
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    ^What kind of testing apparatus is that?
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  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Trash is taking care of itself I see.
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  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




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  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    I might go get Taco Bell and eat it there.
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  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    So a realtor just called me and told me she would bend the rules and finally allow me to see their apartments without having to first pay the non refundable $40 application fee per adult.
    I went and looked on their website and low and behold the apartments I originally contacted them about are no longer available.
    I guess they didn't really need me anymore than I needed them.
    Fuck Ohio not making it illegal to charge someone non refundable application fees just to go look at a place.
    I already got scammed out of $80 that way.
    Im not doing business with bitches like that.
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  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
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  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    Im always worried about people breaking into my house and looking inside my clothes dryer.
    Thank god I have this blueprint now.
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  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    It looks like Africa on a xanax.
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  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lets elect these 80 year old billionaire white privileged men to represent all of us who are nothing like them.
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  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Corn Pop was a bad dude.
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  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    We are under a level pantone emergency!
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  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im going to just start fixing the world my damn self.
    MOLOTOV EVERYTHING!!
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