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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Tonight at work I had to handle some product that is the same reason why I got sick a couple other times recently.
    This product is a mineral block of sorts that even wrapped in multiple layers of plastic will fuck you up even if you wear gloves and will fuck you up even if you breath next to it for very long at all.
    I had to handle 60 of these mineral blocks today and I know already just from doing that, that tomorrow I will be sick.
    Tonight I read the warning label on this product and it says that if it comes in contact with your clothes to immediately remove them and throw them away or at the very least, wash the hell out of them. If it gets on your skin at all you are suppose to wash the area for 30 minutes. If you inhale it call poison control and if you get it in your eye your eye you're blind and that's that.
    I'm really unsure why this mineral block is so potent to humans considering what we do with the damn things...
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Is it painful or just hard to the touch?

    It's not painful but it is hard to the touch.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson $29.99 pick it up today

    https://www.harborfreight.com/power-tools/power-saws/jig-saws/5-amp-orbital-variable-speed-jig-saw-69582.html

    That one doesn't even come with a blade.

    Mine on the other hand does come with a blade.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    https://www.lowes.com/pd/CRAFTSMAN-5-Amp-Keyless-T-or-U-Shank-Variable-Speed-Corded-Jigsaw/1000594669

    ^Same one I just bought but for double the price.

    Fuck you guys, I made a good purchase.

    And I'm not buying power tools from Harbor Freight except for a few exceptions.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Maybe this weekend I'll ask her if she wants to take a slice at it.
    Dang thing showed up a few months ago and I just can't get it out.
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    There is too much skin covering it to just squeeze it out like a zit.
    Sort of feel weird about asking my girlfriend to cut me so I can get it out.
    It's going to require more than a safety pin to remove.
    A small cut will suffice but I'm really wanting to do this with a scalpel or something other than a razor knife.
    IDK... what do you think.
    Here, I tried to take a picture of it.



    Suggestions?
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I bought the craftsman jigsaw.
    It will be more than enough for the little projects I'll ever need it for.
    Only bought it so I can put in a kitty cat door.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You should check out Harbor freight for tools before buying any…assuming you have a Harbor freight near you. They have great prices on all your tool needs.

    https://www.harborfreight.com/

    Their tools are same price or more than the craftsman one I linked.
    I do go there and buy stuff but usually only stuff I don't mind if it breaks.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I was really confused when I came out of addiction and found out about all this shit that happened.
    Kinkou and I some how where talking on FB and she is the only reason I ever found NIS.
    Honestly I don't even know if I knew Zoklet was down or not. I think I might have known but for a few years there I really lost track of everything.
    Zok and I use to talk almost daily on some irc chat and we talked about all sorts of things.
    At one point my hard drive died and I was using puppy linux off a fucking cd and he kindly send me an extra HDD he had laying around. Come to think of it he may have sent me 2 or 3 drives but I can't remember. They all were wiped.
    I'm not sure of all the details of what happened and Zoklet times seem real grainy when I try and think back on them.
    Haven't talked to ZOK in years although I think I may still have his old e-mail address.
    Perhaps I'll send him an e-mail although I'm pretty sure he just wanted to be left alone.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]




    Now I just need to figure out who to sell it to...
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've got to put in a kitty cat door and I need a jigsaw for the job.
    On average I end up needing one practically almost never.
    Back a few months ago I bought one at Home Depot for $50 or $60 and ended up not needing it then so I returned it.
    Today they have a Craftsman one for sale on Woot for $30.
    Should I jump on it?



    https://tools.woot.com/offers/craftsman-5-0-amp-variable-speed-jigsaw-3?ref=w_cnt_wp_0_1
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    What are you building out of the semi trailer?
    Also, do you always trade your snowmobile in for a horse after winter?
    I don't remember you talking about a horse before?
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Back when I was in the nursing home my friend and I were sitting in our wheelchairs hanging around physical therapy killing time until his rent an ambulance came to take him off to a doctors appointment.
    When the ambulance showed up this beautiful blond woman with nice perky tits and long legs got out and began walking towards him from down the hall.
    He nudged his elbow into me and said something like "must be my lucky day".
    As she walked closer a couple red flags probably flew up, for instance she was maybe 6'2" and has slightly more muscle mass than most women but those tits blocked our minds from seeing those red flags.
    I remember she had a choker around her neck and for whatever reason I thought that was a good thing.
    Anyways, this woman walked up to my friend and bent over to talk to him at his level exposing her cleavage and I know his eyes were fixed on her tits and mine were probably too.
    She began to speak to him while spinning his chair around and pushing him out towards the ambulance but when she spoke it was in such a deep manly voice.
    I heard my buddy scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in one long unbroken word the entire time until they finally brought him back to the nursing home where he immediately went to his room and shut the door.
    We could all hear him crying uncontrollably for 2 days.

    Now I find chokers completely unattractive and just assume they all are covering up adam's apples.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    NCAA Swimming Champ Caught In Possession Of Performance-Enhancing Testicles
    Sports
    March 18th, 2022 - BabylonBee.com



    ATLANTA, GA—Celebrations for winning the 500-yard freestyle at the NCAA Women’s Swimming and Diving Championships were short-lived for convincingly female athlete Lia Thomas, as authorities caught her in possession of performance-enhancing testicles.

    “Investigators will need time to sift through the trail of evidence right now,” said NCAA’s Head of Testicle Enforcement, Bob Huevos, while holding up a jock strap, the device suspected to have been used to conceal the contraband from rigorous testing protocols. “We suspect the swimmer used this contraption to keep the performance-enhancing testicles secured between her legs.”

    Blood tests of the disgraced, obviously-female swimmer have led Huevos to believe Thomas had a long history of using testicles to dose with powerful testosterone, perhaps beginning in early childhood.

    “Long term testicle use like this may explain the female swimmer’s towering height, powerful muscles, dense bone structure, deep voice, and bulging crotch,” explained Huevos, “These permanent mutations from testosterone abuse would have given her a lifetime advantage over other female athletes even if she were to quit and go on estrogen. For that reason, Lia Thomas should be disqualified from competition.”

    This may not be the end of Lia Thomas’ story, however. In the name of equity, diversity, and inclusion, the disgraced swimmer has been given a second chance with an invitation to compete as a collegiate swimmer in the NCAA Swimming And Diving Championships For Women With Testicles.

    https://babylonbee.com/news/ncaa-swimming-champ-caught-in-possession-of-performance-enhancing-testicles
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Good morning everyone.
    I slept quite well last night.
    Enjoying my morning coffee as I debate what to do with my free time today.
    Earlier I got a text message saying 15% off everything at the liquidation store.
    Maybe I should do that.
    Or maybe I should order the skill saw I saw on woot today as I need one anyways...
    Could always wander over to the home improvement store and buy something something :/
    The weather is overcast and rainy here so I won't be going on my usual 10 mile jog today.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If I lost my dick I'd probably be very wealthy by now.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Work went well.
    I'm pretty tired after such a long day.
    Warming up my dinner now and going to eat then go to bed.
    I've got probably 100 messages about that tv and my bedroom set, 90% dont go beyond "is this still available and the ones that have said more ask me to deliver.
    Fuck I'm just going to throw the damn tv in the dumpster and keep my bedroom set and move it into my girlfriend's basement so I can sleep down there and eat rats.
    Why not live like I want to?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Wariat Why sell anything for a tenner? Star trek?

    Literally going to either sell it for ten bucks or haul it down 3 flights of stairs just to throw it in the dumpster.
    Some of my shit isn't worth the gas money to move it.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    This place has been good to me and god forbid if something happened and I needed to move again I'd like not to be on bad footing here.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Gas stations only make out 500 money orders here. The bank made me one for a thousand. I don't have time to deal with the dumb shittery of going out for an hour later this week to do it when I was already out today. I made it a thousand because I know ill owe them more anyways...
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