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  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    https://twitter.com/ColumbusPolice/status/1267568211370934272?s=20

    They came across this bus and I guess it was blocking trafiic. I mean it is a bus and it is big. But the picture shows so yellow road markings or anything. Im guessing it was off to the side in more of a parking lot.
    And they got a search warrant and think they have found all this stuff that is supplies for rioters and are talking about charges.

    Only thing is I know this bus and I know what they actually found.
    First off this bus belongs to a bunch of circus performers who also live out of it when they are on the road.
    The bats and rocks they are talking about are actually juggling pins and juggling balls.
    The meat cleavers are just that. Meat cleavers... they live out of the bus and need to cut meat.
    The axes are for cutting wood for either the wood stove that is also on the bus or for camp fires.
    Clubs and other projectiles could be anything but like I said that bus belongs to circus performers.

    Dumb ass cops.
    I can't wait to hear about how the circus is cancelled because the riot police saved the day by executing a search warrant and confiscating suspisions bowling pins.
    Fucking idiots.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello everyone.
    Welcome back to my Fona threads.
    I know I haven't even went to bed from yesterday yet but I might as well get my post started so that when I get up I won't have so much to do.
    We are due for 88 degree weather today and a 50/50 chance of thunderstorms to go with it.
    Boy am I looking forward to that I tell ya what.

    Things I have planned for today include going to work and today is payday so I get my paycheck.
    I will probably do some scouting over in the other building where I might go work and see what Id be getting myself into.
    Im going to be eagerly awaiting epicgames to release another free download this week. I can't wait to find out what game it will be this week.
    Also I am watching an online auction. There is an item I want. I am not going to tell you guys what it is until after the bidding is closed because I don't need you all bidding it up so I can't get it.
    And I will probably do a few pushups so I can keep looking amazing.

    I guess we will have to wait until after I get my sleep to see what all Imma get into.
    I might wake up and feel like total shit. Who knows.
    I might not even wake up.
    But all I know is that I am grateful for every second of everyday that I get to spend alive and well.

    In other news,
    Im thinking about quitting cigarettes. They are expensive and literally nothing good happens when you smoke them. I am having trouble wrapping my head around why I continue to. I wanna live a long healthy life and they say all over the box how that won't happen if you smoke them. Hopefully I can find the strength and will power to give up that dirty stinkin' addiction.

    Any of you guys want to quit smoking with me?
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hella, how does it feel being in last place all the time?

    How does it feel living in a trailer park with a bunch of bastard children and your matress & box spring sized wife who doesn't love you and doesn't cook for you or put out?

    How does it feel knowing your family is a failure and you are getting a divorce and now your kids won't get to grow up in a 2 parent house hold.

    I mean Im sure you wife will find a new lover if she hasn't already but your looks are gone, your teeth are gone, your hair is leaving and no matter how hard you try you always look homeless.

    Now that I have calmed down and Hella understands he can go be King of the Gutters. Im not going to stop him from doing that. Stupid ass white-boy thinks he is special because he knows how to change the insturment cluster on a 30 year old buick ass mother fucker.
    Suck my dick.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Anyways, my night went really good. It got better when the temperature started to drop after sundown.
    The ice machine wasn't broken either so we even had ice cold water at our disposal.

    I started out on a mission to clean and I got pretty dirty doing it.
    As the senior operator (can't wait to hear hella on that but it is true) I know a lot more about the machines than the rest of the operators and I know parts of it to clean that they wouldn't usually touch.

    I mean is it so hard to imagine me doing decent at a job?

    What the fuck hella?
    If you don't like my threads then don't read them.
    You know when the thread is titled "Fona (the date)" it is going to be a Fona thread.

    Oh but anyways yeah, I cleaned up a bunch of loose plastic pellets and wiped up a bunch of grease. Changed a bunch of buckets out that catch leaks from the machines. At one point I even took the shopvac and was sweeping the top of one of the machines. I then got a bunch of cleaner and rags and got down on my hands and knees and cleaned off one of the platforms that was all greasy and dangerous.
    I don't mind getting my hands dirty. My rule is I won't ask someone to do something I won't do so I make it a point to do what I'd like others to do. but anyways... yeah I kept cleaning for like 5 hours and then I covered machines for breaks and lunch. Helped install a mold and then around 10 I ran a machine for an hour. We had just got it cleaned up and had to make sure it was up and running for 3rd when they came in. It was 88 degrees outside but inside with all them hot ass machine it was easily 100 degrees. The only reason it isn't so bad is because the sun isn't beating down on you. And whenever I am up in the air you can just at an extra 10-20 degrees.

    So yeah, I got a lot done and feel good about it. Everyone was nice when I was interacting with them and I had a good day.
    Now I am home and juming in the shower.
    After I degrease myself Imma make me something to eat and kick my feet up while I watch stuff on my 55 inch plasma screen.

    I hope everyone else had a great and hater free day.
    Did anyone do anything they would like to tell us about?

    Love you guys.
    Ttyl
    -Fona
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hella is just mad he doesn't have his plastics job anymore.
    Enjoy being stung by bees while trying to hang gutters with whoever you got from craigslist to help.

    Originally posted by AngryIVer This is why you're a fucking retard. You lie about the most mundane shit. You're either switching shifts or you're not. You aren't literally choosing what time you start.

    Yes, I can go to whatever shift I want and switch again whenever I want.
    A lot needs done and I am proven to be a hard worker who can get the job done and doesn't need supervision to stay on track.







    Originally posted by AngryIVer Yeah, it pisses me off when people don't do what they're fucking paid to do.


    Also, I could do without the daily update on the hep c patient's life, especially when he finds it necessary to lie about mundane shit like how much pull he has literally anywhere when we all know he's in his 30s with the mental capacity of a mentally handicapped 16 year old. I swear to god he would easily qualify for a handler.

    Im just going to lol at this.
    Is it so hard to believe I am actually a good worker and a good human being (sometimes).
    I take my job seriously.
    It pays my bills so I do the best I can in return.

    Im not going to keep entertaining your delusions.
    I know how hot it can get on a roof.
    I was on one 2 weekends ago.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/54727

    The only thing I can figure is you hate yourself.
    We have a lot more in comon than you think.

    and if you really are masturbating to us in jumpchat could you maybe like not...
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Candyrein should learn how to make corn bread if she wants to get laid.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Its not a show of solidarity.

    It is practice.



    Colin Kapernick Kneels and he is a horrible person too.



    And you got to kneel when you propose to a woman and marraiges fail a lot also.

    Even getting down on 1 knee to tie your shoe sucks because it means it isn't tied to begin with.



    Kneeling bread (I dont even know how that works but 4j worked in a bread factory and he didn't like it).


    My Uncle Neil and my aunt split up and I never saw him again.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Hello everyone
    I dont have anything much going on today except maybe trying to sitch shifts at work.
    Ill get back to you on how that goes.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I clicked this thread expecting a livestream of a actual lightning.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    link?
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I did it once and I re-dyed it like 3 times that day.
    I forget what stupid crime I had commited but I came up with this great idea to dye my hair black and look super cool.
    I dyed it and when I looked in the mirror 90% of my hair was black but there was a big retarded spot of my hair that happened to be righ on the back of my head that just wouldn't take the hair dye.
    I re-dyed it and re-dyed it again but ended up having to just walk around for a couple months with a really stupid hair due.
    Back then I wore a red bandana around my head and drove around barefoot a lot.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Well I am wrapping up my evening and going to bed here in a minute or 2.
    But first I just want to thank you for comiing to my thread and spending my day with me.
    I wirte these threads for everyone including myself.
    Mostly myself.
    And I really appriciate all the hard work that goes into making these threads.
    It is pretty awesome getting to hear about somebodu's day.

    I can't help but wonder one thing.
    You guys now when you are about to do something for the very first time you try and imagine what your senses will feel like when you actually do it.
    And then you do it and from then on you do know what it is like so you can't imagine sensing feeling doing it another way.

    Kinda like when you are about to go somewhere you never been and then you go and see it and then eerytime u think of it you think of how u actually saw it and not just what you would have blindly pictured before you'd seen it.

    I add pictures to my posts and even videos but all that ammounts to a small percentage of some breif moments in time involving my life.

    I try my best to share as much as I can but there are things that happen that are really cool but I just don't get them osted about.
    Kind of have to pick and choose sometimes what to focus on.

    That is one really cool thing. Everyone lives their own life and it is unique in that all they can do is exist as themselves and experience everything in a way that is soley their own.

    For instance Jiggaboo_Johnson's avatar has been the same for so long I will always imagine him looking like that but if I ever see a picture of him I won't be able to remeber him as that avatar only remembering his avatar as being his avatar.

    I dunno what I just typed. Im sleepy. See you guys tomorrow.
    -Fona
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    You should write her.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Cly I'd trade hiki for wariat.

    That is such an uneven trade.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dude that's sick I want to park my van in your front yard board up the windows and then install a big giant duct from the back of the Van Into Your crawl space it'll be like the tubes that rats crawl through and i be like a rat

    It is pretty fucking dirty down there and all the walls and floor leaks.
    It always looks like someone just washed their car down there.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Dude I think I know how Wizards feel now I just like getting so old and like seeing much stuff over the years and just keeps going on Time Marches On and it keeps on going you're just still a wizard

    What do you know about liserd wizards eating gizzards?
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 No I would consider it but I thought you had a basement bud

    It is half and half.
    You would be under my living room.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    You are just typing away.
    I am happy for you.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I just wanna see if I can really use my powers for good and help him get his life started by being his friend.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Have you ever loved in my crawlspace?
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