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Posts by BeeReBuddy
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2023-02-25 at 9:55 PM UTC in Getting Grey
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2023-02-25 at 8:39 PM UTC in Slaynk...That lamp you have with the really ling cord.
The one plugged into the wall but dangling from your ceiling.
Can I see it?
Who makes it? -
2023-02-25 at 11:18 AM UTC in Anyone have Star Trek TNG they'd like to share?Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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2023-02-25 at 11:08 AM UTC in 🤼MIDGET WRESTLING TONIGHT🤼♀️This evening Im going to go watch leprechauns fight it out in the ring.
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2023-02-24 at 11:38 PM UTC in Anyone have Star Trek TNG they'd like to share?Im in the mood for Captain P.
It costs too much to stream.
Help please.
Receive many thanks. -
2023-02-24 at 4:12 PM UTC in BOTHERSOME BLACKS -- A Soap Opera by Bum E. Meaux PheauxCan I audition for Jacob Bothersome?
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2023-02-23 at 1:41 PM UTC in Fona's pretty dumb Tuesday
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2023-02-23 at 12:18 AM UTC in Fona's pretty dumb Tuesday
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2023-02-06 at 10:50 AM UTC in Fona 2-6-2023My 1st day working 1st shift at my job.
Level of excitement is 1 out of 10.
I'm very pissed at my broken dishwasher.
Also fuck Family Dollar for charging me $2 for using my card without my permission and billing it under "service work".
I slept like absolute shit last night and am running on a few busted ass hours of sleep.
I just want to get through today and go from there.
Hope you all are doing well. -
2023-02-05 at 5:59 PM UTC in Im so mad at my dishwasher #FuckLGPOS came scratch and dent with a warranty but has been nothing but problems.
I'm about to make a room for a service tech to sleep in since I'll probably keep calling him back over and over.
First thing I hate is Joe Biden and his gay dick sucking energy department which have cause drying cycles to not actually dry anymore because EnErGy EfFiCiEnCy.
Nextly the retard dishwasher was leaking out of the door because it was all bent and broke so they replaced that but it still leaks from 2 more places underneath and I just want a new dishwasher now.
Gay AF -
2023-02-05 at 2:14 PM UTC in I'm in a weired spot.
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2023-02-05 at 6:58 AM UTC in I'm in a weired spot.Monday I start 1st shift at my job.
I lose my shift differential which really sucks but the woman needs help and requested it so....
Besides, she makes considerably more money than I do now.
Still though, I have found myself quite torn up at the thought of adjusting.
Also, we bought a Lincoln.
And by we I mean her.
Next week she wants to combine bank accounts.
I'm busy trying to break in Chinese boots and need to find time to clean the piss traps and molest my dishwasher.
I'm looking into home defense options and I can get this for $1600.
I think my girlfriend would look sexy AF shooting people with it.
Anyways, my life is flip turned upside down and if you ever google street view Fresh Prince of Bel-Air's mansion you are sorely disappointed by the shitty as neighborhood and the fact the entire house is blocked by bushes.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Fresh+Prince+of+Bel+Air,+251+N+Bristol+Ave,+Los+Angeles,+CA+90049/@34.0599377,-118.4888877,3a,75y,267.51h,88.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sFeauVNkUj8CAdTDCP2_6Wg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192!4m5!3m4!1s0x80c2a34daafab0cb:0x8b551b5b4dfadb90!8m2!3d34.0599548!4d-118.4893506 -
2023-02-03 at 6:08 AM UTC in I'm being CHASED by ALIENS! Plz hear me Hurry
I'll be gone whether I like it or not so take my last remarks and learn. -
2023-02-02 at 7:26 AM UTC in If someone ate my penis and I caught them do I need a warrant to have it retrieved?Let's say hypothetically I was visiting Florida when a crazy person attacks and not only bites off my penis but swallows it.
I catch the crazy person and the police have them detained but what happens now?
This much have happened before... like legally speaking will the police take the dick eater to the hospital and it be removed whether they agree or not???
If the dick eater doesn't want to have surgery to remove the dick then do I need a warrant to get it back out?
Anyone??? -
2023-02-02 at 7:17 AM UTC in What do you fink of my new boots??
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2023-02-02 at 6:27 AM UTC in What do you fink of my new boots??
The boot store has a 90 day exchange policy that I have abused multiple times over the last 5 months to the point that today the employee offered to cash out my voucher and just give me money so I'd stop pestering their footwear.
It sounded tempting but then I saw these beauties and I just had to take them home with me.
My boots and I plan to live a long happy life together and make a lot of money.
#bootiful -
2023-02-01 at 5:25 PM UTC in How do you pee?Last night I refreshed Woot.com to see what the new daily deals would be and I found these boxer briefs,
I was mere seconds away from buying them when I noticed there wasn't a little curtain to pull your wiener through and pee.
Confused AF I called poison control who informed me that some people prefer to unbuckle their belts, unbutton and unzip their jeans and then pull their wiener over the top.
I've never heard of such crazy shit before and it seems really strange to me.
I wear boxer briefs that kind of look like these,
just mine have a lot more stains. But they make sense because when I go to pee I just unzip my jeans and go fishing for my penis through the little curtain in my boxer briefs and then I pull it out and wizz.
This comes after also finding out some guys prefer to wipe their asses bottom to top but that's a different thread.
Can someone please explain WTF for me? -
2023-01-31 at 12:23 AM UTC in Hulk Hogan is Tiffani NtanosVoluntarily paralyzed.
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2023-01-24 at 2:19 AM UTC in Hot Chocolately Goodness
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2023-01-23 at 7:53 AM UTC in I'm Engaged!
