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2020-09-27 at 5:43 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
Originally posted by Erekshun Not even a cup holder? Couldn't cost that much more.
$200...
I set my glasses on a table.
My living room shouldn't feel like a baseball game with cup holders in the seats.
Anyways I am heading to Goodwill to find something to sit on until my new couch shows up.
Wish me luck.
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2020-09-27 at 5:36 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
Originally posted by Misguided Russian I got two nice leather couches for free, both are recliners, one of them electric. Both came from clean homes, too.
How do you plan on moving your new couches once you move? Do they recline electronically or pull handle? What material are they made out of?
I literally bought new couches for the free delivery part because im too lazy to move my old couch.
Then the person came for my old couch and brought 2 filthy crack heads to move it for him.
I feel kind of stupid for this whole damn thing now.
I got cucked into FINANCING a God damn cushion and then got self-cucked into losing my Imperial to some junkies.
Now I don't have anything to sit on.
And my new couch wont even be here for 2 or 3 months so in the meantime all I gots is a camp chair and a yoga mat :/
You can find my new couch easily by sorting by price low to high on Morris Home Furnishings. (I didn't know I had financed the cheapest one until I came home and looked it up this way)
It reclines with a little pull tab thingy on the side.
https://www.morrisathome.com/item/stark-stark-reclining-sofa/1206616811
I personally think the picture I took of it is better than the picture they took of it.
I hope I get it paid off in a year. -
2020-09-27 at 5:06 PM UTC in DumbestOP is the dumbest.
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2020-09-27 at 5:02 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood You've literally talked about nothing besides COUCHES all weekends. Are all Americans this distracted by material possessions?
I don't think i've ever thought about a couch for longer than a few minutes in my entire life. You are a boomer, i bet you put plastic on it and yell at the cat and whenever people come over you constantly tell them not to spill things on the couch
You don't know what it is like being a couch owner. -
2020-09-27 at 4:07 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
Originally posted by stl1 How old are you?
Old enough to make my own informed decisions and not be swayed into being a liberal turd by mainstream jedi media.
Is Kameela Harris going to let you kiss her feet or do you have to kiss Joe's feet?
Go draw some more posters and cry about how black murders shouldn't have to fear for their lifes.
^These commies didn't even have any black people to protest for their BLM hissy fit show so they just drew black people on their cardboards. -
2020-09-27 at 4:02 PM UTC in Why do pavement apes dehumanize themselves?Hiki, sooner or later someone is gonna get you.
I hope it is me.
I'd break into your house while your mom is at work and while you are still passed out from the night before.
Imma creep into your room and start beating you in all the ways that leave marks.
Ill break both your arms and then cut your fingers all off with pruning shears.
Im going to pull out all of your teeth and punch your cock nose off center.
If your lucky you might still have some vision out of one eye but youll really not want to look into a mirror.
If you have any pets I will kill them after I am dont torturing you.
No one is going to care either because your a self proclaimed wanna be kiddy fucker.
I might stick around to stick your mom too.
She can't be a good person either.
Anyways, Ill kill your ass if you don't just agree to meet me at the border. -
2020-09-27 at 3:55 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020I think Chell is selling my couch for $75 right now.
But that is okay because I just bought a new one that does the same thing for 2000% more than that.
I fucking hate my life.
brb guys, I have to go hide under the kitchen sink and smoke my marijuana. -
2020-09-26 at 11:21 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
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2020-09-26 at 10:48 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020
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2020-09-26 at 10:30 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020I feel really stupid for financing but I do plan on staying at the new place for a lil minute (hopefully).
In comparison, I paid $50 for my car. I could have got 25 cars for the cost of my couch.
But my car is old and my couch is new so if I take the original price of my car which was $21,360 and then multiply the percentage of that onto my couch it would make it $541659.696
And that is why America is so great.
I might not be able to afford a bag of blood but I can get financing for a half million dollar couch and not have to put any money down.
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2020-09-26 at 10:24 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020So here is the gay part.
Apparently my couch is made to order and built in Italy by seasonal workers so I won't even get it for 2-3 months at best.
In the meantime I can't just take my old couch because that defeats the point and the point is I can't carry my couch.
I can lift it but I can not carry it.
My hip won't feel good if I try.
That being said, Chell and I still need something to sit on for a couple month.
She wants a bean bag chair and I want a rocking chair but the only thing I can find to sit on are didlos wrapped in razor wire.
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2020-09-26 at 9:53 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020Im fucked up in the head how I can fuck Chell in a public restroom but I can't try on clothes because all the dressing rooms in the state are closed due to corona.
How the fuck am I ever going to get anything that fits me other than by pure dumb luck.
So for the rest of my life I have to look like a fucking dumbass but whatever cuz Ill be laying on my reclining sofa.
Get fucked haters, you all can sit on a another stick. -
2020-09-26 at 4:20 PM UTC in Bill Krozby is mad i mailed him some weed and he didnt recieve it.
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2020-09-26 at 4:17 PM UTC in Bill Krozby is mad i mailed him some weed and he didnt recieve it.
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2020-09-26 at 4:14 PM UTC in Bill Krozby is mad i mailed him some weed and he didnt recieve it.
Originally posted by CASPER posting in a family feud thread
Well you shouldn't be.
Remember that time you was going to mail me computer parts so I was like "Thank you so much" but then just ended up waiting and waiting and waiting until I wound up buying a used Nvidia GT 730 off a lady in a Target parking lot?
My whole Month of May was spend hearing you says over and over again that you was going to send them but then you couldn't find them and then something else and something else.
You and that Jiggaboo guy probably brothers. -
2020-09-26 at 3:12 PM UTC in Fona 9-26-2020Happy Saturday morning everyone.
My plan had been to wake up and go into work and make some extra money today but I stayed up until after 2am last night playing Minecraft and then I slept in until 10:30.
I could still do in but really I don't want to.
Chell said she might be getting off at noon today and I want to go furniture shopping.
Yes, that is right folx.
Fona might finance himself some furniture today.
Anyways, I still got a little to do around the apartment before I move out of it.
And honestly I don't NEED the money super bad or anything.
Not at the moment anyways and I don't actually make enough that me working an extra day is going to get me anywhere but more tired.
So today my plans are to get my office stuff ready to move.
Go look at massaging recliner theater sofas.
After that I need to hit up a clothes store and buy something to wear to a wedding but I suppose I got tomorrow to do stuff too.
Best of luck to ye.
I must go now. -
2020-09-26 at 6:14 AM UTC in I still don't know what Juneteenth is.
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2020-09-26 at 6:04 AM UTC in I would make a good gorlId make a nice looking whore.
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2020-09-26 at 5:58 AM UTC in I still don't know what Juneteenth is.Is it Pagan?
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2020-09-26 at 2:43 AM UTC in The Minecraft Fonaplats Army
