Fona 9-26-2020

2020-09-27 at 5:09 PM UTC

#21

The Self Taught Man Black Hole

I got two nice leather couches for free, both are recliners, one of them electric. Both came from clean homes, too.

How do you plan on moving your new couches once you move? Do they recline electronically or pull handle? What material are they made out of?

2020-09-27 at 5:09 PM UTC

#22

I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

Oh look Fona is doing his nitwit thing again

2020-09-27 at 5:36 PM UTC

#23

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Originally posted by Misguided Russian I got two nice leather couches for free, both are recliners, one of them electric. Both came from clean homes, too.

How do you plan on moving your new couches once you move? Do they recline electronically or pull handle? What material are they made out of?

I literally bought new couches for the free delivery part because im too lazy to move my old couch.
Then the person came for my old couch and brought 2 filthy crack heads to move it for him.
I feel kind of stupid for this whole damn thing now.
I got cucked into FINANCING a God damn cushion and then got self-cucked into losing my Imperial to some junkies.
Now I don't have anything to sit on.
And my new couch wont even be here for 2 or 3 months so in the meantime all I gots is a camp chair and a yoga mat :/

You can find my new couch easily by sorting by price low to high on Morris Home Furnishings. (I didn't know I had financed the cheapest one until I came home and looked it up this way)

It reclines with a little pull tab thingy on the side.

https://www.morrisathome.com/item/stark-stark-reclining-sofa/1206616811

I personally think the picture I took of it is better than the picture they took of it.

I hope I get it paid off in a year.

2020-09-27 at 5:40 PM UTC

#24

Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

Not even a cup holder? Couldn't cost that much more.

2020-09-27 at 5:43 PM UTC

#25

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Originally posted by Erekshun Not even a cup holder? Couldn't cost that much more.

$200...
I set my glasses on a table.
My living room shouldn't feel like a baseball game with cup holders in the seats.

Anyways I am heading to Goodwill to find something to sit on until my new couch shows up.
Wish me luck.
Thanks

2020-09-27 at 6:16 PM UTC

#26

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

2020-09-27 at 7:18 PM UTC

#27

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

I did not find a couch

2020-09-27 at 7:33 PM UTC

#28

Bugz Space Nigga

Originally posted by Fonaplats

Man fuck you.
I know you don't know anything about owning stuff but my luxury couch was a very expensive peice that ill never find again.

I see shit like that in Berkeley Stores. You're near a College campus aren't you? Fucking kids split in Mid may, they sell shit or give it out for free. I see shit all the time on the curbs around May. not this year but every year prior and most likely next year. or you prolly have some kind of used or consignment stores which sell unique shit

2020-09-27 at 7:43 PM UTC

#29

Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

O'Charlies catfish dinner with loaded smashed potatoes.

2020-09-27 at 8:55 PM UTC

#30

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Originally posted by Bugz I see shit like that in Berkeley Stores. You're near a College campus aren't you? Fucking kids split in Mid may, they sell shit or give it out for free. I see shit all the time on the curbs around May. not this year but every year prior and most likely next year. or you prolly have some kind of used or consignment stores which sell unique shit

Yes yes but I wasn't about to take it to the Gamestop of couches.
It is all over now.

2020-09-27 at 9:25 PM UTC

#31

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

Well we didn't find something to sit on so Chell and I moved the bed into the living room.
Now I can lay in the bed and play computer while watching 3 tvs and having my baby ride on top.

2020-09-27 at 9:33 PM UTC

#32

Indiana-Is-Eternal African Astronaut

Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Well we didn't find something to sit on so Chell and I moved the bed into the living room.
Now I can lay in the bed and play computer while watching 3 tvs and having my baby ride on top.

Why are you dating a methed out trailer rat who is twice your age?

2020-09-27 at 9:38 PM UTC

#33

rabbitweed African Astronaut

Fona I don't get it. I used to be poor and what not too. So once I got a job, I was terrified of being poor again, so I didn't do stuff like buy new couches when I already had one.

Is this all schells fault? Maybe you should cut her allowance.

2020-09-27 at 10:19 PM UTC

#34