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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Call the immigration lawyer.
    You can't get in without paying the bribes.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

    ^Technologist


    ^Candyrein


    ^Lala
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Time for Team Fortress 2.
    Come play.
    Im in the discord guys.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Chell called me while I was at work and said the old landlord wanted to meet and get the keys today but she also said the old landlord was talking shit.
    I left work early and met Chell at the apartment to do some final finishing touches (like breaking the supply line to the toilet and busting a smoke detector:/
    but none of that mattered because 2 cops came and the health department had finally answered our calls and had been harassing the landlord and when she pulled up in what looked like a cracked out mystery machine van and she got out looking all pathetic as usual she took one quick look inside and saw the big ass human waste pile in the basement she stuck that deposit right in my hand and I gave her a keys and went on to a better place.
    As much as I wanted to take her ass to court just to put it on a record that she is a piece of shit human being I am glad I don't have to because I dont have the time or anymore space in my hate filled soul to deal with that crap.
    I am much happier being happy and not going around cussing out people and rambling on about how much I hate this or that.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats not a kitchen table, its a dining table.

    a dining fucking table.

    A dining and fucking table.

  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    My lunch is packed up, my coffee is ready.
    All I got to do now is somehow wake up at 4:30am and get to work by 6am.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Bugz its nice fona.

    how much did you spend?

    i bought gigi a round oak table with fold down leaf and two high back matching chairs chairs.

    a breakfast nook because its a small condo. 450 bucks.

    Oh, I didn't pay for this.
    I took it off someone's hands for them.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im no fat ass but I could see how a fat ass would be able to come up with 51 excuses why they are a fat ass so they could keep being a fat ass.
    You can't just make a false statement like "obesity is healthy and normal" to get out of your diabetes.
    Pretty sure you can't just accept your fucked up blood sugar and it be okay.
    Take your insulin and get a Billy Banks workout tape.
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Elaine from Seinfeld or Pam from The Office?


  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im actually looking to get a 70inch tv and a 55 inch tv then the small tv will be in my office.
    I got another tv in my living room right now but it is only 32 inch also.
    I might put it in the kitchen or the walk in closet.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by WellHung lets be honest, here. Fona, You and chell r fostering each other's productivity. You 2 are really making upward strides in your social mobility, of late. You are each other's catalyst toward achieving the American dream. And we are all rooting for you, Fonaplats. Reach for the sky and achieve ur desires, youngster. 👍⚘

    Thank you for such kind words.
    It means a lot man.

    And just so you know I think you are a stand up guy too.
    I really envy how you have maid service and I do not.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by rabbitweed God damn it Fona

    Can you blame me?
    That tv is smaller than the lottery tickets I buy.
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I got a couple chores to do the rest of the day.
    Im going to try and keep it pretty easy with light work.
    Im pretty broke after the grocery.
    I think I should just leave my wallet at home for a while.
    Time to start saving money.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I haven't got around to the water test yet.
    Chell woke up and we pretty much went straight to a laundromat and then drove around in circles while we waited for the cycles to complete.
    Stopped at a pet store and at a dollar store.
    Then we hit up Big Lots.
    We really didn't get much and instead just shopped with out eyes.
    I think we left with a pizza cutter...
    Then we hit up Kroger and got all our groceries.
    Now I am home.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I think I am going to do my water test.
    Probably going to make a new thread for it because I don't want something of so much importance being buried under all of Gee's trash.
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G Fona all that jedielry is about as old as you & definitely worth more than you & Chell's entire legacy, even if she got dental implants.

    jedielry is pretty much worthless.
    It is just something shiny to sell suckers.
    Go put on some lipstick and your ex-wifes clothes and maybe she will come back.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G G wishes Rabbitweed would use his self professed stability to help his struggling family member. He's fond of online fort/community building but seems to neglect it in reality ?!

    Didn't you already tell Rabbitweed and myself to both go do that earlier today?
    Have you run out of trash to talk?
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Lets all go to the pawn shop and spend $30 to look like Gee.
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    And go shampoo your fingers you dirty gorilla.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by G The world needs less mentally ill street people.

    Then kill yourself.
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