I woke up the other day and my cat was watching MTV Jams.
2020-10-14 at 10:55 PM UTC
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Just got a massaging recliner!
Okay guys, as many of you know I work and lot and my brain might have been a bit fried today when I saw this chair on craigslist.
All I read was "massaging" and I got a boner and followed it to this chair.
Chell is real upset at me for even having it out in my car.
And honestly it is kinda broken and I looked them up and it is like a $500 knock off massaging chair.
Like all this shit does is vibrate....
That being said, I am not about to lug it up 3 flights of stairs.
Instead Imma dump it in the creek out behind the apartments.
2020-10-14 at 9:23 PM UTC
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Is Donald a gay?
Post a picture of the money in your wallet you broke ass do nothing cry baby bitch.
(talking to hiki)
All I know is once I get it working Imma have a nive as fuck massaging recliner to smoke weed in.
I used to have to bake my oxy's in the oven so I could pull off the outer coating and I could snort up the good part.
2020-10-14 at 9:05 AM UTC
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Fona © 10-14-2020
Good morning everyone.
How are all of you today?
Boy, am I tired this morning.
My feet just wanna stay off the ground today.
Hopefully this mandatory overtime doesn't stay mandatory much longer.
Last night I might have stayed up a bit later than I should have but it was for a good reason.
I was playing Team Fortress 2 and it is just so much fun especially with my friends.
Hopefully even more of my friends will play tonight.
Yesterday the maintenance guys stopped by and fixed the lock on my door, installed my mailbox and punch out a hole for my washing machine's drain hose to go.
I got an adapter ordered to hook up the power to it also.
And I was scrolling through prime day deals and ordered 2 indoor cameras to hook up so Chell and I can watch our kitty throughout the day when we are away.
Anyways, my goals for today is to get to work and do work and call and change my pharmacy so I can pick up my meds when they run out which will be soon.
What are your goals for today?
Got anything exciting planned?
2020-10-14 at 1:42 AM UTC
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I miss my kitty kitty 😺
I dont care
so long as it dries my underwear.
2020-10-13 at 10:38 PM UTC
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Fona © 10-13-2020
Get on discord and let's play Team Fortress 2.
2020-10-13 at 9:35 AM UTC
in
Did you get Columbus Day off?
Chell did but I did not.
And it seemed like no one talked about it or only to say "Columbus didn't discover America".
I didn't see Columbus Day car dealership commercials like you always see anytime any dumb ass little holiday happens whether it is real or not.
What gives?
2020-10-13 at 9:02 AM UTC
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Teenager wants to kill
That is the final boss of the women's prison.
2020-10-13 at 9 AM UTC
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Fona © 10-13-2020
Good morning everyone.
How are you doing today?
I am good. Thanks for asking.
Got any plans or goals for today?
My plan is to go to work and my goal is to be there by 6:00.
While I am at work today the apartment maintenance people are suppose to stop by and fix the lock on my door because Chell can barely get it to work and I don't have much better luck with it either.
Also they are suppose to pop a cap off of something so I can get my washer the rest of the way hooked up.
We met a couple of the maintenance people yesterday and they seemed really nice.
I can not believe how quickly this year has gone by already. I mean ffs it is already mid October.
Yesterday I was trying to flip to one of my favorite radio stations and instead of the music I was expecting to hear it had all turned to Christmas music already which it is just too damn early for.
That is all for now you guys. If I am going to achieve my goal and get to work on time then I gotta go get ready.
I hope you all have a wonderful day.
TTYL
What the fuck kinda context does this belong in?