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2021-01-10 at 7:14 AM UTC in Supermarket self checkout machinesI use to steal things by not paying for them in self checkout a lot.
You just go on scanning and then pick up an item you don't wanna pay for and just do a really bad job actually scanning it but make sure you say "BEEP" as you fake scan it.
Then just either put it directly back into the cart or if it isn't going to set off a funny on the scale just throw it in a bag and if the computer acts like it wants to freeze up and ask you a question just pick the bag off the scale and set it in your cart and keep on scanning.
If you get caught at any point just play dumb.
This won't work if you are not also actually paying for several other things.
That being said don't go self fake out a bunch of stuff and expect to get off Scott free when you get busted with an entire cart load of unpaid for merch. -
2021-01-10 at 7:06 AM UTC in My neighbor called the COPS on me
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2021-01-10 at 7 AM UTC in My neighbor called the COPS on meSpeaking of which, I am on the top floor so if anyone pisses me off I just wait till the pipes clog up and I can turn my water on and ruin all those peasants below me.
So unless those mud farmers want to be swimming in sewage they better learn their place. -
2021-01-10 at 6:56 AM UTC in My neighbor called the COPS on meI do hear the music now. I think the guy turned it up out of spite on whoever called the police.
It is a shitty hip hop beat that just keeps repeating.
I'm not paying $800 a month to live in a ghetto boombox.
Not trying to snitch or anything but since the cops already came to my door thinking it was me I feel like I should call the landlord and let them know it is someone else but the only thing is I can't tell if it is through the wall or through the floor.
Im assuming my neighbor below just guessed it was above him but since it is not and I cant tell if it is below me or to the side idk...
Ill just file a report about an unknown source of loud shitty music. -
2021-01-10 at 5:30 AM UTC in My neighbor called the COPS on meThe kept knocking so I finally answered but Im really baked and only answering the door because they keep knocking.
Im giggling and asking the cop what he wants and he says,
"Is your tv too loud?"
and I am like
"Dowut?"
so he repeated himself and was like,
"On that back wall is your tv on and too loud?
and I responded,
"The tv in my living room is on but we are in my living room and no it is not too loud".
The cop seemed frustrated that my tv wasn't too loud and left the scene but then my neighbor started hitting the ceiling trying to get me to turn down my tv because he still thinks it is me.
I've been here 3 months and have never heard anything really.
Maybe 2 or 3 times I hear faint music that quieted down quickly.
What a waste of my tax dollars. -
2021-01-09 at 5:34 AM UTC in Taco Bell will be Replacing Potatoes with Plant Based Meat Made from OatmealTaco Bell can not lose money no matter what they do.
There really isn't another chain that is quite like Taco Bell (Mexican) that's as widespread and well know.
With no competition they can sell carrot stuffed burritos and people will still go because they want a burrito. -
2021-01-07 at 5:52 AM UTC in THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPEDThe media has completely cut him off thus silencing him and separating him from the American people.
In doing so they have successfully eliminated the head of our country.
If the president can not speak to the people then what power does he have?
They must be stopped! -
2021-01-07 at 5:46 AM UTC in TRUMP WON! Just Announced! Also Nancy "the cunt" Peloski and Mike "the cunt" Pence have both taken poison
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2021-01-07 at 5:42 AM UTC in TRUMP WON! Just Announced! Also Nancy "the cunt" Peloski and Mike "the cunt" Pence have both taken poisonor at least they should...
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2021-01-07 at 12:06 AM UTC in DONALD TRUMP BEING CENCORED ON ALL MEDIA OUTLETS
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2021-01-07 at 12:04 AM UTC in DONALD TRUMP BEING CENCORED ON ALL MEDIA OUTLETSThey are stealing the election.
Rise up and stop them! -
2021-01-06 at 11:59 PM UTC in I got addicted to CroutonHow the fuck are you getting high on salad fixins'?
What the fuck Bill Krozby, how god damn bored are you? -
2021-01-06 at 11:50 PM UTC in Should I buy bitcoin?Ive been waiting for it to crash but it is not crashing...
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2021-01-06 at 11:43 PM UTC in Preparing for PersecutionI feel like a jedi who waited a bit too long to leave Nazi Germany.
Being in the targeted group for the upcoming holocaust has me wondering "What is my best course of action?".
I know my hep c can make me extra angry but I think given the circumstances I should be even more angry.
Do I drive to Canada and surrender to the Chinese government there or do I try and make it all the way to Mexico and live out my days with the boys in the cartel?
I might be able to get a couple plane tickets but they don't go anywhere anymore.
I can not afford a boat but I can afford a canoe if anyone wants to maybe meet me just outside US territorial waters and pick up my and my woman. -
2021-01-06 at 10:16 PM UTC in What kind of chair do you sit in all day?I went to Office Depot and sat in every chair they had 3 times.
This is the best chair I sat in.
https://www.officedepot.com/a/products/304574/Serta-Smart-Layers-Jennings-Big-And/?cm_sp=furniture-_-304574_304574_-_-brand_serta-sept2020_main_8_9_0&promo_name=furniture&promo_id=furniture-304574-304574&promo_creative=304574_304574&promo_position=brand_serta-sept2020_main_8_9_0
It had great support and a great cushioned seat.
It also rocked back and forth very nicely.
I would have came home with it but I wasn't prepared to explain to Chell why I spent $350 on a chair.
Hopefully tomorrow I will be. -
2021-01-06 at 10:10 PM UTC in This Means WAR!!They deploy the guard to a peaceful protest but they didn't deploy shit when Minneapolis was being burnt down or when Portland was trying to succeed...
They didn't do anything for us guys.
They are attacking our way of life.
Fuck my government. -
2021-01-06 at 6:27 AM UTC in You can be a dignified homeless
Originally posted by Misguided Russian Write about how you quit using opiates. Details on what programs/ meds you used, what withdrawal was like, etc. Post them in threads where people talk of opiates.
I was really fucked up and one night I thought the cops were chasing me so I started running and I went to hop over a fence but it was actually a flood wall down by the river and I couldn't see shit I just knew I was falling a lot farther than I thought I was going to be.
I landed 25 feet below and in a bunch of pain. My shoulder was broken and my hip was broken which really was slowing me down going to get high.
I didn't have any other choice really.
There was just no more getting high.
The right side of my body was out of commission for a while and they kept giving me pretty okay oxys and valiums for a couple of months while I was in a nursing home during which time I was able to think clearer even when I was drunk.
Once I could no longer go get high I just quit thinking about it I guess.
Im sure you have been in jail where you just stop thinking about cigarettes because you just can't get them anyways and how it really isn't that bad.
Speaking of jail I had multiple warrants and time on the shelf already that I was going to be doing the next time I got picked up.
Since I was too hospitalized to be arrested and taken to jail it seemed like a good time to check back in with my probation officer who I had blown off many months before.
But first I contacted a rehab center and arranged to go there after I was out of the nursing home.
I did this for a couple reasons.
- I was homeless and I really didn't want to get discharged from a nursing home in the winter.
- The rehab place said they wouldn't tell the cops I was there.
Then I just camped out at rehab for as long as I could which ended up being 99 days.
After which my Obama Care quit caring and I had to leave but by then it was the beginning of March.
I was so sick and tired of being sick and tired that I took that opportunity without a second thought.
If you are having issues with cleaning up your act because the withdrawals keep you out on the street I totally understand 100%.
I had to get seriously fucked up to the point I couldn't get high anymore to quit getting high.
I would be dead or in prison right now if it wasn't for that fortunate accident.
If you can manage to get into a rehab do inpatient only.
Rehab doesn't work if you are only there an hour or 2 a day.
As far as the withdrawals go you are going to have to do it.
It is unlikely that you will get to use oxys and valium as comfort meds to get sober but they do have some drugs that help take the edge off and if you go that route and it works for you then do it.
Do not use stop sign drugs those are fucking stupid.
As much as I would like to go into more detail and maybe do a better job answering the questions I am suppose to get up for work in 4 hours and I need to go to bed now.
Thanks for asking.
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2021-01-05 at 10:54 PM UTC in What kind of chair do you sit in all day?I did some research on this chair. Turns out it is not even a real Serta chair.
Complete bullshit lie.
Just read the reviews.
But despite the overwhelming evidence that said chair is complete crap stuffed lies, Amazon keeps it up and give it 4 stars.
4 stars doesn't mean shit when 1 person writes 90 percent of the reviews fraudulently by committing review fraud, while the actual consumer contributes just his/her 1 review.
That being said, all of the chairs absolutely suck.
Im almost afraid to order any of them as I think they are just going to be complete crap.
Stupid kids and their fads. I swear this shit is retarded.
Have you ever sat in a racing seat?
They are not even comfortable.
You think I wanna be sitting in a god damn annoying and gay looking racing chair while trying to be taken seriously???
Im very disappointed with the shitty selection on Amazon and I am thinking about canceling my prime membership.
The shit goes deep too.
Just google "serta office chair" and google will bring up this bullshit FAQ shit.
I did some research of my own and found that Serta does not make chairs.
I came to this conclusion by visiting their website, looking around and viewing their entire catalog.
https://www.serta.com/products
Tomorrow when Trump wins and Biden loses I hope all you pussy liars get long knives.
I just want a chair.
If I can fact check a chair then you yourself should be able to fact check stuff too.
Take that lesson and use it. -
2021-01-05 at 3:40 AM UTC in Is it possible to get laid in my place with no furniture & no bed?Wait, did you move?
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2021-01-05 at 3:38 AM UTC in Why does Wellhung want to die?Folx, he sure don't wanna live.
I expected more out of him but the entire time I have been "aware" of him, he has not one single day went to work.
Starting to think he lives in an ABANDONED hotel.
The man is canned ham at best.
