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Posts by BeeReBuddy

  1. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Solstice Biggest benefit to a partner is someone to flip you over so you dont choke on your vomit in your sleep

    Life alert only works if you are wearing it and can call them.
  2. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Candyrein wouldn't even wear that shit.
  3. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    OP doesn't know our reputation very well.
  4. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by aldra gay

    I was hoping he jumped the wrong pins and made smoke

    Yeah, that's what happened.
    It sounds like a flipped a switch when I went to plug it in out of view but in reality I was just plugging it in and I think the switch was already on because I did see a little spark but I was hoping I didn't see it and I just kept going.
  5. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by the little girl Scron is objectively ugly and Kortz fucks fat hoes.

    Bill Krozby spreads love and you spread hate.
    Id rather be between some thick thighs than lonely masturbating in my childhood bedroom as a 30 year old nobody.
  7. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    You just don't know how to appreciate him.
    The man clearly has signs of exposure going on which means he has had a hard knock life at some point.
    That in itself without even knowing the story is worth +3 points.
    I have been around enough manly men in my time to pick out subtle features that give clues to their way of life.
    Im no homo or anything but as respecting another man for being a man I gotta say I'd entrust Scron with a manly mission way before I'd trust a living diaper boy like hiki.
    Scron would work his way around the world on foot if he had too and he wouldn't bitch about it either.
  8. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Let's assume their innocence and set them free.
    What's the worst that could happen?
  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    Oh wait, this must be a prison judging by their clothes.
    They are obviously criminals.
  10. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]


    This must be the spot everyone like hanging out.
  11. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Can you send a link to the bookstand?
    Ive been wanting something to put my books on.
  12. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Grylls

    That guy is making it!
  13. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Yesterday evening around 7 after we already ate dinner Chell said something about us both sleeping on the couch last night which I was okay with on account of we haven't been sleeping together for weeks.
    But then she said she wanted to sleep on separate couches even though all our couches recline and we could have cuddled.
    I didn't want to sleep on separate couches but I figured at least watching a movie and falling asleep in the same room was something...
    But then I woke up at 5am and she was in the damn bed and my ass was still out on the couch.

    I'm thinking she tricked me to sleep on the couch so she could go sleep in the bed alone because when she first mentioned us both sleeping on the couch I had said we should both just go watch tv in bed but she insisted on sleeping on the couch.

    I would have rather played vidya games all evening instead of falling asleep on the couch watching shitty LMN movies.
  14. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    If anyone knows of a good credit card I can use to pay off my couch with let me know.
    My couch was $1500 and I got it financed for 48 months but in reality I could pay it off right now.
  15. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I have never had a credit card before.
    I hear you can get one and they have cash back or sometimes even will have a 1 time cash bonus of say "$200" after you spend your first $500.
    I already spent money on stuff like my couch but I haven't actually paid a dollar for it yet.
    Anyways, I was thinking about ordering a credit card with a cash back rewards thing and then just using it on my couch or some other purchase that will qualify me for the $200 cash bonus.
    Then I was just going to shred the card and pocket the $200.

    Like I said, I have no experience with credit cards.
    If you could share any useful knowledge I would very much appreciate it.
    Thx.

    -Fona
  16. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S typically a 'pain management' doctor is who you go to for opiate medications.

    you should've gotten the xrays/mri to use for evidence to convince the doctor you're fucked and to get referred to a pain mngmnt doc for an opiate regimen treatment.

    that's typically how it works nowadays… you got to be patient now when it comes to getting prescribed narcotics.

    I know the being patient part so I didn't push it but I made sure it was in the system that I am having issues.
    Anyways I still got the mri orders but I told him I wasn't going to bother with them so long as I could keep doing my job.
    And yes pain management would be next possibly but I'm just afraid of some cunt trying to dick me with a localized pain killer injection that I can't even get constipated with.
  17. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I may be beautiful on the outside but on the inside I am as ugly as they on the outside.
  18. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S I am pretty sure I have 2,699 xanax laying around but I can't remember where I put them.
    FIXED
  19. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    flox.
  20. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Im not ugly. Im just slimey.
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