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Posts That Were Thanked by Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth

  1. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    So as some of you may know, I bought a house this time last year. I hated the house, but fell madly in love with the property. I had everything I wanted to have done, estimated out .. the grand total was well over 65k including the high end materials, furnishings etc.

    My partner and I did the whole job (almost) our selves for under 25k including furnishings.

    A lot of money was saved because I paid pennies on the dollar for materials I bought/won at bidfta.com

    The main warehouse for amazon, homedepot, haynneedle, wayfair and a few other online sellers are in or near my state. All of their returns go to that site. It’s an auction site.
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  2. Originally posted by gadzooks Man, it is actually incredibly challenging to convey an idea purely monosyllabically.

    I think I just discovered a way to really put your communication skills to the test.

    meh, thats nothing.

    you have no idea how hard it is to convey your thoughts and ideas in a language you dont even use or speak irl.

    now thats ... the real test.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    also maybe buy out the Make A Wish foundation.

    children are made aware that they have an equal chance of an outlandish wish or a brutal death - upon 'making a wish', a counselor is dispatched and in the presence of the child, a coin is flipped.

    if the child calls it correctly his wish is granted, no matter how absurd or improbable. if the child fails, the counselor is compelled to savagely beat the child to death - bonuses may be granted to counselors who incorporate the child's wish into the beating.
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  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Every thread is an uncle Ted thread.

    Every thread is about Industrial Society and its Future.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dry, thin wood you use to get the fire started
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  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Lanny is a luddite because he lives in silicon valley
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  7. Yup...that's what a man does when his hot 25yr old wife turns into a grouchy fat 45yr old beast.
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  8. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Old women are angry from lack of D.

    Guys have been tryin to fuck them their whole life,then it stops.

    No power. That has to fuck them up. To know you’re useless for the most part (except granny shit)

    Be nice to old women. They are suffering 🌹
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  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    They usually come in three flavors, no matter where you go or where you see them:

    Exhibit A: Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman



    You can literally spot this variety from a mile away, what with their OFFENSIVELY LOUD and NASALLY voices that dominate the entire general area. They also have some sort of flamboyant and bizarre hair style and color, usually some shade of red or purple or an AMALGAMATION of both. They favor pungent, room permeating perfumes of the MUSK & MOTHBALL variety and cover up their VIRGINIA SLIM breath with a horrible candy like WERTHER'S ORIGINAL CARAMELS or generic Dollar Store peppermint. They're known for their flaring, irrational tempers especially when confronted with something they don't understand, and enjoy complaining about literally everything.

    Exhibit B: Senile Old White Woman



    Unlike Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, Senile Old White Woman is awkwardly quiet. She often avoids eye contact and speaks in mumbles or hushed tones. When speaking to this variety, she often replies with "Huh?" or "What?" to the point it becomes maddeningly frustrating. You will find this variety in sweat pants and sweaters, usually, even when it's 100F (37.7C) outside. This variety will also create delusions of what is really happening within her mind. For example, she might come to you to explain that she needs help with her computer because "the alien cows are hacking her satellite television and using it to gain access to her computer to disable her AOL e-mail". This variety is extremely paranoid, suspicious, and can often not be reasoned with.

    And finally...

    Exhibit C: Raging Bitch Old White Woman



    Avoid this one. She can be identified by a PERMANENT SCOWL that has been seared onto her face by decades of rage. She is the most hateful of the 3 primary varieties of old white women. She BEGINS conversations with DEMANDS in aggressive tones and manners and will not work with you on any level. It's "HER WAY or the HIGHWAY", so to speak. Similar to Obnoxiously Loud & Boisterous Old White Woman, she also loves to complain about literally EVERYTHING. She is incapable of achieving happiness or satisfaction. No amount of effort is good enough.

    And there you have it. The 3 primary varieties of old white woman. There are also some lesser sub-varieties than deserve honorable mentions and they include:

    Wealthy Upper Class & Entitled Old White Woman
    Fat & Disgusting Low Class Garbage Old White Woman
    Bull-Dyke Old White Woman
    And others

    Time to die, ladies. Your time here has been long enough and everyone knows it.
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  10. Originally posted by aldra https://southfront.org/the-bowdlerized-bush-obituaries/
    http://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/the-bowdlerized-bush-obituaries/


    Interesting article I came across today. Apparently Bush was one of the few (two?) Presidents who directly fought against israeli lobbying and interference with US policy - the impression I get was not that he was against israel or the jedis on the whole, but that he did not want the US to be subservient to their interests and wanted ground rules for the 'relationship'… They denied his re-election all the same.

    i expect these things from soyaboy.
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  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 3rd of June 1998…

    makes sense does it not.

    so the time is thirty-six ?

    or better when its six-thirty ?
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    https://southfront.org/the-bowdlerized-bush-obituaries/
    http://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/the-bowdlerized-bush-obituaries/


    Interesting article I came across today. Apparently Bush was one of the few (two?) Presidents who directly fought against israeli lobbying and interference with US policy - the impression I get was not that he was against israel or the jedis on the whole, but that he did not want the US to be subservient to their interests and wanted ground rules for the 'relationship'... They denied his re-election all the same.
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost I like his style

    he looks like a suit hung up in the drycleaners, only with the cold, dead stare that only decades of abuse can create
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  14. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    ALWAYS wash your dick after possibly diseased sex. It's surprisingly effective at preventing STDs. Like 70% or something iirc. Not the first line of defense obviously but if you've already fucked up, WASH THAT SHIT ASAP.
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  15. totse3.com Space Nigga
    This happened in Berkeley about 2-3 weeks ago. The date I believe is off about 5 days or so.

    Watch the black lady getting harassed by the black dude and the Paramedics trying to calm her.. she's spinning in circles then walks towards me .. I tried to calm her by saying "The angels want you to be happy" but this freaked her the hell out and she hit me with her jacket and it stuck on my window but the sleeve caught me in the mouth

    some guys were laughing and the Paramedic came to get it.. said he was sorry and I told him "It's not your fault"

    so much for trying to calm someone :( she probably thought I meant fallen angels.. seemed she was seeing demons.

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  16. Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    **** PSA ****

    Hey soy! Play the damn game .. can’t you chat and play at the same time? Wtf 😡

    *** you may resume regularly scheduled programming ****
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Ghost The main hitch in the reproducibility of this plan is finding a weed store that trades a pre roll for canned goods

    I think your problem's going to be more along the lines of a weed store trading 100 rolls for 100 cans
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  18. Originally posted by POLECAT right and they buy the foods that had the essence sucked out of it making the product less flavorfull and cheaper for them to purchase

    Well as a firm bodied female friend once told me...the problem with fat society today is they think food is entertainment..it's not, it's fuel.
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how do you know the prawns came from china ?

    Because they had slanted eyes and no sense of humor.
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  20. GI Joe doll (well in England they called them "Action Man") but I called him Wendy



    "With gripping hands action!"
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