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Posts by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service

  1. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    I want a gaming watch.
  2. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    My female cousins get some sweet presents from their boyfriends. I've always said (half jokingly) I need one too. I mean imagine having someone buying you cars and phones, and teaching you Norwegian.

    OTOH girlfriends are pure parasites, like a leech that you fuck.
  3. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by GGG Lol what. Was the three just not enough? I feel like with four people you'd basically just be having sex next to another couple.

    They probably wanted some Halal sausage for flavour.
  4. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by totse3.com .. would it be relocated to Atlanta, Austin, Seattle if it were to occur?

    Tel Aviv probably.
  5. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    I've slept 18 hours before when depressed. It's like hydro says, at least you're not feeling sad when you're asleep.

    Also you can catch up on sleep, it's been researched, sleep is bankable as well to a degree.
  6. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Calling someone a criminal like this is illegal under German privacy law.

    https://dailystormer.name/german-police-prevent-mother-from-sharing-picture-of-negro-who-molested-12-year-old-daughter/

    Hypercucks.
  7. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Would you have the quote button be a specific CSS class when it's disabled? Or just for the duration of the ajax request to fetch quote? It is mostly a mobile issue.

    Although then again maybe you don't WANT multiple quotes, although maybe it's funny sometimes (usually not so much).

    Ideally for long quotes when you divide them up with a "return" they should form new closing and opening quote bbcodes. So if I wanted to address a particular point in a long wall text I could just click below it, hit enter, and the /quote would appear automatically.

    I have no idea how to do this, but I've been looking at how some other sites do javascript text manipulation.
  8. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Those that still have them.

    Zero Hedge's is pretty fucking awful.
  9. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Let's do the time warp again
  10. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by Sudo I dunno what it is, something about her that I find attractive

    Her jedi genetics.
  11. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I don’t really see any way they could, if you’re strictly going for maximum physical pleasure.

    Of course some people still enjoy person-to-person contact so there’s that.

    Yeah, cucks. Having a girlfriend is totally gay.
  12. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Do you even have a dynamic flick orb bro?
  13. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I guess we are gonna have to start reconstructing vaginas.

    How can women even compete?
  14. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Look at the opening, though. Looks like an inch. The entire thing also looks to be made out of solid plastic. Are you sure it's not a castration device?

    Well maybe you'll have problems using it with your BGC, but as you helpfully pointed out the Irish have the smallest dicks in Europe.

    There are gaijin complaining about tearing the opening on Amazon.com, and saying the Tenga Hole is better.
  15. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Back on topic. What are the meassurments of that monstrosity? Looks super tight at the entrance.

    I'm reading about 6 inches.

    A lot of these toys are built for Asian ... hardware.
  16. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    LMFAO I like §m£ÂgØL way better now.
  17. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I used to have one many years ago (fleshlight).

    It was great, but at some point I started having some weird reaction to it. It might just have been the lube I was using though. Either way, I associated the discomfort with the whole thing and just threw it out.

    That was like 10 years ago.

    I'm considering getting another one though.

    I ordered a Tenga Flip Zero just now, from online reviews it seems like the shizzit.

    I used to have a Fleshlight™, but threw it away cos I never used it right - with lube and everything.
  18. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Git is giving me a weird error.

    error: unable to create file ISS/static-src/src/assets/gif/pokeme2?.gif: Invalid argument

    Windows users are unable to have question marks in their file names, although of course there are no question marks in your filename as it appears on github. Some sort of weird encoding error or something?

    I've tried trouble-shooting it, I'll just shoah my ISS and start from scratch.

    EDIT: OK the problem was in my fork, you committed with a ? at some stage and I never updated it.
  19. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    According to tracking my delivery of Male Masturbators (three different ones, from China) is in with customs. They probably open stuff like that all the time though.

    Anyone use these? They seem much more sensible than using your hand, as all the damage associated with it (loss of sensitivity, asymmetrical wear, etc) is minimised.
  20. Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Sex outsude of marriage is a sin.
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