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  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I talk to a grand total of two people on Kik:
    1. GGG.
    2. Ghost.
  2. #22
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Unfortunately I am not available to attend the meeting on Thursday and I am not black or anyone else has heavy metals in your bones where they continue to poison you for the rest of the internet outside of the world to fight for things you can do that you want and I'll believe it when you die he will never be able to stop you from being alone and you will never be able to notice by how much you can be content under your control and your life is strange because you are so closed minded you cant imagine it working doesn't mean you can make assumptions about what you want and I'll try to be a good fit for the position and I look like a good match for the position and I look like I can only hope your experience with the peeps on tonight and your still a faggot for believing the best for you hamp and I hope you can make assumptions about me having a great place to work at 4 I am sure you are literally the most beautiful person in the world which are both rational and oppose yours to the fullest and you are probably somewhere in the middle of the lane dividing line on the right hand side of the road in the same place as Silvestre Stallone and I hope you can find it in your heart to make it work
  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gadzooks I talk to a grand total of two people on Kik:
    1. GGG.
    2. Ghost.

    I'm sorry to hear that.
  4. #24
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Fuck all of you this is infinitely entertaining for me. I'm having a great time.
  5. #25
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by GGG Fuck all of you this is infinitely entertaining for me. I'm having a great time.

    -infinityshock
  6. #26
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Only through active efforts to distinctively synergize accurate "outside the box" thinking can we intrinsically grow strategic schemas. We need to appropriately promote emerging markets by authoritatively utilizeing prospective materials. We also need to appropriately leverage other's top-line process improvements
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  7. #27
    Technologist victim of incest
    What cha on §m£ÂgØL? Share with us??
  8. #28
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Back on topic. What are the meassurments of that monstrosity? Looks super tight at the entrance.
  9. #29
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Back on topic. What are the meassurments of that monstrosity? Looks super tight at the entrance.

    I'm reading about 6 inches.

    A lot of these toys are built for Asian ... hardware.
  10. #30
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If you are capable of seamlessly myocardinating distributed functionalities via fungibly streamlined worldwide systems, you can easily interactively orchestrate compelling systems. Once you dynamically embrace an expanded array of schemas and progressively fashion world-class bandwidth, you can credibly restore wireless catalysts for change.
  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Smoking weed on my balcony

    Be more careful with your mother

    You should be more careful with your words

    You should be more careful with your diet and lifestyle and habits
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Lifestyle and habits can be appropriately calibrated towards dynamic systems that generate profitable schemas. Careful choice of words is vital in order to create substantial synergistic relationships, such as those you can foster with your mother (or father). Cannabis consumption can be intrinsically satisfying if done in a truly systems-rich, dynamic setting, such as a balcony.
  13. #33
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service I'm reading about 6 inches.

    A lot of these toys are built for Asian … hardware.

    Look at the opening, though. Looks like an inch. The entire thing also looks to be made out of solid plastic. Are you sure it's not a castration device?
  14. #34
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    It's also a flip phone.

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  15. #35
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Look at the opening, though. Looks like an inch. The entire thing also looks to be made out of solid plastic. Are you sure it's not a castration device?

    Well maybe you'll have problems using it with your BGC, but as you helpfully pointed out the Irish have the smallest dicks in Europe.

    There are gaijin complaining about tearing the opening on Amazon.com, and saying the Tenga Hole is better.
  16. #36
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm honestly kinda confusedcon how you even put your dick in that sandwich maker.
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  17. #37
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR † I'm honestly kinda confusedcon how you even put your dick in that sandwich maker.

    It does kinda look like it's gonna make a penis panini.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit, that is some impressive, detailed masturbatory engineering:


    I guess we are gonna have to start reconstructing vaginas. Mrs. Potato Pussy.
  19. #39
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Originally posted by ohfralala I guess we are gonna have to start reconstructing vaginas.

    How can women even compete?
  20. #40
    Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Houston [back fudge my lingam]
    Do you even have a dynamic flick orb bro?
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