Posts by Anal Turing

1. 2018-10-19 at 12:46 PM UTC in So wait, is RisiR = Darkhunter or no?
   

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   Originally posted by Speedy Parker

   
   Wrong.
2. 2018-10-19 at 6:10 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
   

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   Originally posted by mashlehash Malice wouldn't kill himself…
   
   On a side note, how would you feel if An Official Wrangled a jelly donut around the base of The Phallus, and proceeded to rape you, violently, in front of the dash cam?
   
   
   It's a small town, you can always call a friend.

   
   Brilliant! Now there's no difference between jam and jelly!
3. 2018-10-19 at 5:52 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
   

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   Imagine if the penis is the reason why the races progressed the way they did, via sexual selection.
   
   Negroes got the big cock genes and that was their most relevant feature in romantic encounters, and intelligence was devalued in their selection over someone with the big cock. These two processes simultaneously fed back on each other to develop the mentally tiny but physically well endowed negro. They are like Zerg.
   
   Chinks got the tiny cocks and had to focus on hooking women through their nonphysical attributes: intelligence, prosperity, romantic skills. They are like Protoss.
   
   Whites rolled a pair of 3s and got the +2 jedi bonus so they got medium cocks and medium intelligence, but that was plenty good enough to take over the world we live in. They are like Terrans.
   
   Now what we need is a Mendelian plan to make a superman who is exactly the right 33% of each race, and we will call him Adam!
4. 2018-10-19 at 5:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Yo keep posting these, bro. Lay yourself bare. Lay yourself butt naked.
5. 2018-10-19 at 4:29 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Good shit dude. I always knew Casper was some kind of author savant. Last time he described himself as fat Rambo and said his whole life was a Bad Idea. I knew I had to listen to what the nigga had to say.
6. 2018-10-19 at 4:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Yeah, some good writing. Petered off in the second half, but some great nuggets in there.
   
   "Its like you cant know yourself until youve found yourself in pieces"
7. 2018-10-19 at 4:14 AM UTC in Destroying a crowbar?
   

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   Originally posted by HTS t h e r m i t e
   
   Or like, nitric acid?

   
   I want any purchases I make to look as normal as possible is the thing.
8. 2018-10-19 at 4:10 AM UTC in Destroying a crowbar?
   

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   Want all blood, prints, DNA and bar itself gone
9. 2018-10-19 at 3:18 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?
   

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   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its called having friends.

   
   Maybe in gay China. You have a surplus of 40 million men over women, you are about to have a gay revolution. Lots of assbuddies will form due to sheer drought of bitches.
10. 2018-10-19 at 2:18 AM UTC in So wait, is RisiR = Darkhunter or no?
    

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    Originally posted by RisiR † I do shave my head because of hair loss but women tell me it isn't that bad. Are you into stoic, long haired dudes or why do you care?

    
    He pictured you as Fabio
11. 2018-10-19 at 2:10 AM UTC in So wait, is RisiR = Darkhunter or no?
    

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    He's calling you a baldy.
12. 2018-10-19 at 1:16 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla Imagine being such a faggot you get dominated by your sister

    
    

    Originally posted by Anal Turing

13. 2018-10-19 at 1:15 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Zanuck why did you stop discussing philosophy bro :(
    
    Probably busy with school and shit, academic ass nigga.
14. 2018-10-19 at 1:12 AM UTC in So wait, is RisiR = Darkhunter or no?
    

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15. 2018-10-19 at 1:11 AM UTC in Can a guy be gay but not be into anal sex or sucking dick?
    

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    Go to bodybuilding.com, you will find many such individuals.
16. 2018-10-19 at 1:07 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Grind his face up and down the wall till his nose rubs off red
17. 2018-10-19 at 1:06 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Stomp his little faggot face till he turns into salsa and cries and cries and you keep stomping till he stops
18. 2018-10-19 at 1:04 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Put his balls in a pair of bolt cutters and pressed slowly.
19. 2018-10-19 at 1:04 AM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Sploo cucked as fuck lul
20. 2018-10-18 at 11:14 PM UTC in I'm so glad I bullied malice into killing himself
    

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    Originally posted by -mal- I was just surprised and confused because Ghost seemed to be implying that Speedy Parker was a Lanny Alt. Who knows, I was probably high af. Lol And the V username was Vindictive Vinnie which I suppose is not a speedy Alt…
    
    
    Honestly every person that tells me “I was this on Zoklet/Totse, didn’t post much, now this is my only account I have no other alts” just makes me think they are all the same person that is lying. Like what if all of those people that “had no alts” were actually all sharing a password to the infinityshock account in order to keep up the trolling of Bill Krozby and most of the user base at all hours of the day. But what do I know really…

    
    This is like watching a toddler stumbling around in a dark movie theatre, trying to find his mommy after he got up to go pee alone because he felt like a big boy.