Posts by Anal Turing

1. 2019-07-25 at 10:34 AM UTC in i finally realize why octavian looked so familiar.
   

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   Compute my cock faggot
2. 2018-10-28 at 10:20 PM UTC in Dumpster fire Sinead O'Connor converts to Islam, wears hijab, changes name to Shuhada’ Davitt
   

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   Originally posted by Michael Myers But I wasn't talking from a Shia perspective. Why would I? They are much smaller in numbers.

   
   So why would he give a fuck? He'll just go to shia Islam, since he's perfectly accepted. Nobody gives a fuck about your Sunni hypocrisy.
3. 2018-10-28 at 10:11 PM UTC in Dumpster fire Sinead O'Connor converts to Islam, wears hijab, changes name to Shuhada’ Davitt
   

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   Originally posted by Michael Myers I'm not wrong. I follow Sunni Islam and not Shia Islam.

   
   So HTS is perfectly fine under Shia Islam which is Islam.
4. 2018-10-28 at 5:20 PM UTC in If anybody knows how to contact fralafel pls contact me
   

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   §m£ÂgØL, this ain't the hoe you're looking for.
5. 2018-10-28 at 1:49 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
   

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   Originally posted by Jackrabbitfyi Darius Tucker is an amazing dine writer. Been with the same band just switched genre. These two sings are amazing. I got nothing and if I told you. One about a break up and you have nothing to say… The other is just great

   
   He's not talking about the shit ass band, except in reference to the chootie avatar.
6. 2018-10-28 at 12:37 PM UTC in interesting things to read/good articles
   

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   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_semantics
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-Prime
7. 2018-10-28 at 4:01 AM UTC in Dumpster fire Sinead O'Connor converts to Islam, wears hijab, changes name to Shuhada’ Davitt
   

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   Originally posted by Michael Myers MA SHA ALLAH! This is great news. May many more people see the light of Islam and become reverts.
   
   
   
   
   
   Sorry to disappoint, but transgenderism is only allowed if one does not alter their body through hormone injections or a sex change. As a transgender, one is not allowed to marry either. But considering you aren't a revert, once you revert, you will be cleansed of all your sins. That you had a sex change will not matter if you become a revert. The only thing after that is you just cannot have sex, or in other words, marry anybody.

   
   Wrong.
   
   Khomeini issued a fatwa in the 70s.
8. 2018-10-27 at 6 PM UTC in Please center the banner for mobile.
   

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   Originally posted by Ghost use black and white like a real man

   
   Sucks on mobile. Wish we had a white on black theme, would be perfect for AMOLED phones.
9. 2018-10-27 at 6 PM UTC in The psychology behind ohfralala's tit pic.
   

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   Originally posted by ohfralala Pussy

   
   Don't try with me. I know your game.
10. 2018-10-27 at 4:45 PM UTC in The psychology behind ohfralala's tit pic.
    

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    Originally posted by ohfralala Tell us why

    
    No.
11. 2018-10-27 at 3:49 PM UTC in I'm cool as fuck
    

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    At least according to my mama, and that's all that matters.
12. 2018-10-27 at 3:48 PM UTC in The psychology behind ohfralala's tit pic.
    

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    This thread is fucking trash
13. 2018-10-27 at 3:25 PM UTC in Please center the banner for mobile.
    

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    Thank you.
14. 2018-10-27 at 12:22 PM UTC in Should we embrace our grief?
    

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    Originally posted by Lanny I tried embracing my grief but then it started touching me inappropriately and I told it to stop and left promptly.

    
    You lost like a beta, you have to embrace it harder and start fondling the balls and taint instantly.
15. 2018-10-27 at 3:39 AM UTC in Bombs
    

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    Originally posted by eBagger Not to go all -spectral but but if this happened back in the day jeff hunter and totse woulda been hella investigated, prolly one of the top investigated places on the web no doubt

    
    U weren't even around back then e-baggot
16. 2018-10-26 at 6:44 PM UTC in Bombs
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but a bomb offers you choice and poasibilities.

    
    If it's a limb, you still have the excuse that it's some fetish shit, with a bomb there's no doubt.
17. 2018-10-26 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Prediction: This place will be vastly dominated by women by 2020.

    
    We must become a bastion of misogyny and racism.
    
    Stardestroyer.net vs Niggasin.Space spaceship dogfight 2020
18. 2018-10-26 at 6:42 PM UTC in I’m really sad
    

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19. 2018-10-26 at 5:02 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

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    Originally posted by Ghost It was a cold windy day in New York, the train station bustling with people wrapped in coats and scarves. Across the crowd you see an odd looking fellow with long hair and bloodshot eyes, he greets you.

    
    TALK FELLOW
20. 2018-10-26 at 2:05 PM UTC in Bombs
    

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    Anthrax Jimmy Carter
    
    Just kidding, Jimmy Carter is cool.