Destroying a crowbar?

1. 2018-10-19 at 4:10 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Anal Turing Houston
   Want all blood, prints, DNA and bar itself gone
2. 2018-10-19 at 4:12 AM UTC

   #2
   

   HTS highlight reel
   t h e r m i t e
   
   Or like, nitric acid?
3. 2018-10-19 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Anal Turing Houston

   Originally posted by HTS t h e r m i t e
   
   Or like, nitric acid?

   
   I want any purchases I make to look as normal as possible is the thing.
4. 2018-10-19 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #4
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Alternatively: cook the crowbar and serve it for dinner to the very detectives who are looking for it.
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   • Lanny, 
   • mikeyagain
5. 2018-10-19 at 7:47 AM UTC

   #5
   larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
   add to subtract
   
   bury it in concrete
6. 2018-10-19 at 8:47 AM UTC

   #6
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   forge it into two long knives
7. 2018-10-19 at 9:23 AM UTC

   #7
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   trade in for a new one.
8. 2018-10-19 at 3:32 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Sand it down, chop it up, bleach it, toss it in various places.
9. 2018-10-19 at 3:33 PM UTC

   #9
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   HF acid
10. 2018-10-19 at 9:11 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Thrust it into a tributary
11. 2018-10-19 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #11
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Just pour jet fuel on it and ignite the fuel. It will turn into a liquid blob of molten metal within hours and stay that way for weeks.
    
    You're welcome.
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    • totse3.com
12. 2018-10-19 at 10:50 PM UTC

    #12
    

    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Move to Puerto Rico.
    
    Nothing exists in Puerto Rico and nobody in authority cares.
13. 2018-10-19 at 11:08 PM UTC

    #13
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Stick it up your ass OP.. No one will look there..
14. 2018-10-19 at 11:11 PM UTC

    #14
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]

    Originally posted by Anal Turing I want any purchases I make to look as normal as possible is the thing.

    
    Isn't thermite just rust+aluminum, not exactly exotic. Initiating the burn though, problematic. I always wondered if a capacitor would work for that.
15. 2018-10-19 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mikeyagain Stick it up your ass OP.. No one will look there..

    
    Considering his username I think that’s the first place they’d look.
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    • mikeyagain
16. 2018-10-19 at 11:14 PM UTC

    #16
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by Nil Isn't thermite just rust+aluminum, not exactly exotic. Initiating the burn though, problematic. I always wondered if a capacitor would work for that.

    
    A capacitor up his ass would speed the process..
17. 2018-10-19 at 11:17 PM UTC

    #17
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by ohfralala Considering his username I think that’s the first place they’d look.

    
    😂
18. 2018-10-20 at 2:05 AM UTC

    #18
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Go buy a shit load of grinding disks and a grinder. Might take all night but there will only be dust left
19. 2018-10-20 at 2:31 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Ughhu Go buy a shit load of grinding disks and a grinder. Might take all night but there will only be dust left

    
    someone where i work had the job of custom making certain metal objects into certain other metal objects using a 8" grinder.
    
    for the last 10 years (that i know of) hes been using a 'masonry' grinding wheel
    
    i had to point this idiocy out...and directed him to use a 24-grit wheel designed for metal...and now it takes him (literally) five times less time to make one
20. 2018-10-20 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #20
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by infinityshock someone where i work had the job of custom making certain metal objects into certain other metal objects using a 8" grinder.
    
    for the last 10 years (that i know of) hes been using a 'masonry' grinding wheel
    
    i had to point this idiocy out…and directed him to use a 24-grit wheel designed for metal…and now it takes him (literally) five times less time to make one

    
    Thanks for showing him the way out of a job.. You should run for office..