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2023-07-09 at 3:53 PM UTC in Kafka confirmed dead
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2023-07-09 at 3:51 PM UTC in Kafka confirmed deadKafka? Pressed off the forum
Ellaria shitpussy? Pressed off the forum
LArrylegend? Pressed ONTO THE FORUM REDEMPTION ARC FOR LARRY
Originally posted by Infinityshockrates Heres what REALLY happened;
Tacho; pressed off the forums
Malice : pressed off the forums
Dietyellow: pressed off the forums
Sploo: pressed off the forums
Bill Krozby: pressed off the forums
Lanny: pressed off the forums
Kreepy Kay and Hydro : pressed off the forums
§m£ÂgØL: pressed off the forums
Chinzilla: pressed off the forums
Rocknose: pressed off the forums
every Dh'er ever: pressed off the forums
Kev: pressed off the forums
Sophie: pressed off the forums
Helladamgay: pressed off the forums
Fonaplats on the brink of being pressed off the forums
I have literally molested this entire community spread across multiple fractions.
The rooty? pressed off the forums, the fruity? pressed off the forums the tooty? pressed off the forums. The fun bunch? the huhh???? I pressed em, the fungazi???? more like the "pressed off the forums"gazi
Kafka? pressed off the forums
Mike Myers, longtime forum user from 2015. pressed off the forums
Random accounts that join I have a robot that sends prewritten unreleased rants as soon as you sign up telling you to go fuck yourself AND MY AI CAN SPOT YOUR DUMB ALTS A MILLION MILES AWAY IT'S GOT MASKED FAGGOT REVERSE DETECTION RUNNING BACKWARDS SO IT SEE'S YOU
Oh yeah, the masked faggot? pressed off the forums, THE FBI agents watching us? pressed off the forums infinityshock? pressed off the forums
technologist and stl1? pressed off the forums grylls? pressed off the forums
I know the admin of newtotse comes here to talk shit so whenever I see him in my searches for things I sometimes message him calling him a bitch or replying to his faggotry years later in PMs lolololol im pressing people in PM's THEY AIN'T EVEN POSTING CUZ I PRESSED THEM ALREADY
someoen stop this man!
There is no future in the Bear or Bull. The Bear is diseased, barely clings to life. And the Bull… when the Legion reaches the sea, it will turn on itself and die. Killing one will end both.
*turns around* I do believe Mr. Kellen Harris gets out of the mental hospital this month. Time to ramp up the gangstalkering!
Originally posted by WellHung Fugazi and the Fun Bunch.
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2023-07-09 at 3:34 PM UTC in Kafka confirmed deadNo you haven't lol I pressed her off the forum and was pm'ing her while in a manic state saying I was the demonic ghost of sophie here to cause mayhem
haven't heard from her since :S
sorrry, I also pressed that other autism girl. I will find more autism girls and bring them here via kidnapping to make up for this blunder -
2023-07-09 at 3:31 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....I want to go to culvers and be unruly while in a hungover state. America sounds so atmospheric . GIMME MORE COFFEE AND THE WIFI PASSWORD ! PLEASE AND THANK YOU
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2023-07-09 at 3:30 PM UTC in You deserve to be heard. They’re here to listen.
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2023-07-09 at 3:26 PM UTC in You deserve to be heard. They’re here to listen.dang , we had a bet going to see who could triggger more folks. I don't even think I made well hung flinch, dudes a fucking rock.
The DH's left standing don't go down in one punch and they react quick because they get in the mud and level up with us. Basically you can visualize NIS like this
Leonardo isn't fooled by your IP privacy tricks and VPN bullshit! he can sniff out your alts through the wires and is more powerful than any of us.
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2023-07-09 at 3:13 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by WellHung Bradley's laziness / poor work ethic. The dude would rather break his back and collect disability benefits than be healthy and work to support himself.
he's not particularly good at that either and spends down time being unproductive and investing efforts into things like crime.
In my rare window of soberiety I do remember his bike threads seemed pretty popular. He's got a real knack for that
reminds me of actor leaving LSD in a random book in the library
i have no idea how to make a consistent living doing stuff like that though. I knew a few tweekers that would get high and dumpster dive 24/7. One guy we knew told us how he stayed up 3 days and found a samurai sword and soem gmilf let him fuck her in the ass and raid her fridge
yeah no , nigga was tripping and got swarmed by the tactical team and I think he self taught manned himself in prison. He got charged with FORCIBLE CONFINEMENT for raping her in her own bathroom and THEN raiding the fridge -_- smh
others steal packages and stuff, idk crime has never worked out well for me.
I blame the lack of modern criminal underworld method researchers. You're pretty decent at writing too lets start a newspaper or a hacker zine fuys
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2023-07-09 at 1:01 PM UTC in You can sit on this plane and dieeveryone needs to sit on a triangle and hunble theyselves
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2023-07-09 at 12:53 PM UTC in Would someone turn off Wellhung
Originally posted by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm
these idiots have way more documented history of this shit than any totse archive. DH owns your asses totsefags!! polecat was right!
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞"𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝖾 eat 𝖾𝗆'🍽️'𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾 leave'😋
(۶ૈ ᵒ̌ Дᵒ̌)۶ૈ🧾ₛᵢᵣ!📜ₛᵢᵣ!📝💼( ´･ω･)っ🧳🚖
Originally posted by Bradley do more meth and spend hours quoting yourself utilizing your previous posts as proof of your current contention
fuckin loser
Originally posted by POLECAT someone seems kinda upset
also Candy and lala are the same person all the dh'rs have know this for 14 years so the real joke is on you
Wellhung fucking TRIGGERS you simps ssooooooooo hard lol your sooooo mad xD -
2023-07-09 at 12:52 PM UTC in Road Rage Asshat
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2023-07-09 at 12:52 PM UTC in interestingI fucking knew it
Originally posted by Wariat https://www.birmingham.gov.uk/info/50139/explore_and_discover/1609/life_for_children_in_victorian_britain/5
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2023-07-09 at 12:49 PM UTC in watch your back
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny as if using high fruitose corn syrup as a cheaper substitute for sugar isnt enough they had to use sucralose as an even cheaper substitute for HFCS.
you're right but yeah no . literally nobody does this in "pure" form and for good reason
bundy is very trash not even taking all that into account. + that it's a hell drug , but it's LEGAL so YOLO chug the SLUG EGGS
'idk what the deal with the sucralose is but this shit is so bitter you will taste it in the afterlife hence HURR DURR MUH BUCKLEYS IT TASTESBAD just plug ya nose and SLUUURP
Originally posted by Ghost Remember puke pets? They were those little cute monsters you vomit up when you take too much cough syrup to get high
Remember that Zaint Zattex day is coming up soon, starts on saint patricks and lasts until 4/20
the descriturniption of my trip - I laughed I cried I puked.
I puked out styrofoam, orange peels, bacon and many other things I don't remember eating, lots of puking.
I puke a lot but I can't peee
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Or if you swallow them they will hatch into full grown slugs
And then they will jam themselves through your intestinal tract and rape your asshole from the inside. Then when they are satisfied they will burst out of you like that scene from Aliens, but instead of your chest they try to crawl from your arse and it's really slimy and painful.
Slugs are not gentle, they will shred your asshole and break your soul.
Slug fucking is not for the faint of heart.
Originally posted by EllariaSand
LOL noboday laughed (with you at least)
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Here's what you do, dump all the eggs in your mouth and swallow them with a gulp of water. Drink a bunch until you feel like they got washed down into your stomach.
Then it feels like you just ate a bunch of plastic bottle caps they do not feel good in there, you can feel them rolling around inside you. If you lay on one side for too long they will dissolve on that side and you will have the weirdest internal cramps ever. You wanna keep moving, get up walk around or sit up even if it feels horrible and makes you more sick you MUST rotate the eggs.
If you don't rotate the eggs your gonna have a bad time.
Then you will feel them start to hatch and pop inside your tummy and the baby slugs will ooze out into your stomach acids (they thrive in acid) and this is where they take form.
They start crawling around your insides and devour anything for energy they desperately crave. Then the slugs mature and it's time for them to go out into the world and live their lives.
Usually they try to escape through your mouth but sometimes the slugs get a sick joy out of torturing assholes and raping your insides. -
2023-07-09 at 12:46 PM UTC in Would someone turn off Wellhungfile a complain if you have a proble here let me get you snowflakes a form
Lanny Personnel Office Demotion Form
I, [field], [field], am demoting [field], [field] from the NIS forums for the following reasons:
[field]
They are to be demoted to the position of: [field]
This form requires the signature of Lanny.
Poster: [field]
Lanny: [field]
GET TUFF!!! -
2023-07-09 at 12:35 PM UTC in Would someone turn off Wellhung
Originally posted by cigreting I dont know why that faggot isnt banned either
I could same the sme about you, Leon. Useless zokletfag, your post history shows that you should be the next sacrificed to keep the blood Gods happy
you are more worthless than the DH shit trolls and mental illness cucks especially without you stupid fucking LEON alt that uses pictures of §m£ÂgØL, phaggot incel!
Originally posted by Meikai WellHung is a virile chad, he is only capable of being turned on.
I vote the same , trade cig man for wellhung aka lil stump remover -
2023-07-09 at 12:33 PM UTC in Lol karma is a bitch
Originally posted by Wariat that 16 yr old or the youngest chick of the bunch their brady bunch of teenage chicks who go to the ukrainian club she was crying otuside yesterday with the blond chick the one i used to be in love with i guess that young punk she kissed next to me elft her. or some shit i bet. the one who swooped her from right under me. anyway this is what i wrote her on instagram just now lets wait and see how she responds:
How come you cried yesterday? Did a boy leave you?
I also did not see you and your friend inside the club later
See how I feel all the time by younger girls? I would be crying every day.
Maybe it is not meant to be and you will find someone better than him
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2023-07-09 at 12:33 PM UTC in Guys get a load of thisthey all wanna fuck me 😎 including the doge and the housekeeper
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2023-07-09 at 12:31 PM UTC in Proving everyone here is Homeland or FVEY. FIGHT ME NOW
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2023-07-09 at 12:28 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Absent dicktater, more like.
Exactly! now you're getting it. He errs on the side of doing nothing while empowering us to do everything. He is the yin AND the yang
Originally posted by Bradley Our administrators have always been the best when they largely fuck off and run the site, don't reply to PMs, don't delete spam, don't update any infrastructure, don't make a chatroom, and don't ban ugly users.
Lanny you're so good at this!
make the chatroom yourself you ugly pathetic balding simp, learn a skill, learn literally anything on your own oh wait you tried that with college and failed because you're useless.
REAL BRADLEY FROM DA STRRETTS YO ROYAL IN THE SHEETS AND WILL STEAL BIRTHDAY GIFTS FROM YOUR KIDS WHILE YOU SLEEP
and watch them masturbate while hiding in the closet
your wozny spam isn't even a good meme except for that one time you spammed it on meth which burned it into everyones brain forever. *Clap*
that's your entire legacy. Meanwhile Lanny is in a world so far beyond and above you that you might not even be able to see him. he's too fast for a slow mind only trained to follow commands.
humble yourself like this hunmbolt seoul here
Originally posted by Haxxor lol @ over educated 🙄
he’s taken like 2 classes at a community college, which, let’s face it..is essentially glorified high school for losers with teachers don’t actually GAF and pretty much pass anyone who shows up. Not exactly “over educated” 🤭
** also he ain’t that young anymore **
im glad someones keeping track of all this at least xD
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2023-07-09 at 12:25 PM UTC in Bradley is a classic example of someone who is over-educated but under-employed...
Originally posted by CandyRein Op you project a lot … didn’t you say you went to college and you do not have a …j o b…
Unless you count making threads as commission
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fuck a job nobody real enough doing anything but evil
but that's no excuse to be a pardon my french indochina a lazy porch chink and drink and be a forum cuck doright , lots of positive things to do but he dont even try and live right, just double down. just like wariat in that way . -
2023-07-09 at 12:05 PM UTC in Create a superherocaptain chave a pizza
he is 250 pounds and can shoot BBQ sauce out of his eyes and make girls fall in love with them befre he card crushestheir hart
in the end , he just wanted a 20 out of her purse for a pizza
Villain you say? No..... He is an example we should all follow
