User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 31
  6. 32
  7. 33
  8. 34

Posts by That forum guy that helps you understand sarcasm

  1. Originally posted by Instigator Yeh I'm not reading that either.

    you should kill yourself instead
  2. The author, SC, expresses frustration with the current state of the Totse community, criticizing the shift towards personal blog-like posts instead of discussing fringe topics. They call out members for sharing mundane details of their lives and urge for a return to mind-bending ideas and wild theories. The author also mentions their dislike for spamming accusations and lists their recent threads. They discuss the decline of Totse and other forums, expressing a lack of backup and a negative view of the community. The author concludes by thanking the audience and mentioning upcoming interviews.
  3. Remember the risir and candyrein drama ohm an that was epic!!!
  4. Originally posted by DontTellEm Frickin Kafka is a fricking clown



    Originally posted by Kafka Before I got here I'd rarely SH, it would only happen every few years, but since joining this place it's been every other month.



    Originally posted by Kafka It definately enables my narcissism which isn't good. I think it's the format of the site and lack of interesting discussions. I feel reluctant to bring up topics because of the abusive reactions. Mik enabled my narcissism as well which I didn't like, he kept saying he didn't mind my spam, but I didn't really want a one-sided relationship. Also it's hard for me to switch personas and typing style when people here already assume I'm a certain person.



    Originally posted by aldra sophie's probably not dad, speedy's just drama baiting

    did anyone actually confirm red
  5. I don't save everything but you better fucking believe I am making backups of backups of EVERYTHING since I realized the game you retards are playing.

    I just never noticed it before becuase I never cared, hence why they are crying so hard
    check out kafkas posts around march, im not gonna bother quoting all of them but



    Originally posted by Kafka Sometimes I forget about the cute things I have.




    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult Speaking of anal blood I just zigged when I should have zagved while wiping my ass, felt a sting and oh my god the blood

    Now my pants feel wet "down there" like there's a puddle of blood between my ass cheeks and I'm running out of drugs and lighters are almost dead

    It's like the universe is telling me this is it time to end your life



    Originally posted by Blue Oyster Cult anal blood on rye bread

    kafka was trying REAAAALL HARD to get my attention but I am just too busy with my rye blood and anal bread lmrao
    Originally posted by Kafka Anyway this is Mik. I miss him.

    Originally posted by Kafka Groceries. I still don't know if I'm doing it right, there's a lot of takeaway in my diet. It's to last until Friday. I had shrimp the other day that's why there's no fish:

    Bourbon creams
    Monster
    Beef jerky
    Apple pie
    Baby potatoes
    Bacon lardon
    Red onions
    Coleslaw
    Microwave rice
    Microwave burger
    Bag of bananas
    4 T.V dinners
    Pack of waffles
    Eggs
    Hollandaise sauce
    Spring onions
    Linguine
    Pizza
    2 bread batons
    Chicken liver and garlic pate
    Ham
    Loaf of white bread
    Bacon
  6. lol well hung likes to try and troll me saying I like a hairy tranny butthole

    meanwhile Im shouting at my tranny GF in italian because she is waxed , like when your dating a girl with a pussy and she shaves and sayas "OH MY GOD THIS MAKES YOU A PEDOPHILE NOW BECUASE I LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL"

    instant boner killer lol BRUH WUT

    WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU JESUS CHRIST



    I can't find the cupcake legging but jimminity christmas loook at THIS

    Originally posted by Kafka I actually think this place is like a suicide pact. I think it's the hopelessness of this place and if a lot of people you're close with starting offing themselves you'll be encouraged to as well. That's why we should ban the trolls. I've actually gotten worse since I joined here so I've noticed it.

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Youre on friendly terms with wariat. Someone who actually fantasizes about grooming and raping children.

    Youre a grown woman and wearing baby goth cupcake leggings doesnt change that fact.



    Originally posted by Doyle Sauce Wow, really, alt accounts?

    Hve you people no shame. VOTE HONESTLY!!

    I can't participate in such a obvious ploy and i'm not pointing fingers but *points at both sides*
    this is clearly being manipulated to steer direction of public opinion, ask yourself what the motivation on each side believes

    Instead of belettling one another you should focus on empowerment, but I digress. At the end of the day all this says to me is there is more work to be done. Alternative ways of fixing a problem



    Originally posted by Haxxor LMAO the yes votes are Scron alts & Kafka 😆

    The simp and the snowflake….


    I’m living my life in the real world while these two shut in simps are obsessing about me 🥳



    Suggestions:

    Get a Fuckin job

    Get a REAL education

    Get out of moms house and make rl friends

    Lol 😂 losers

    I’m going to play with my new toy while you two cry moar
  7. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You just summed up Califo in a nutt shell. Honestly none of it really makes any sense

    Reminds me a lot of Ontario , taxes are way too high, too many nutters in charge even though the actual population community is WAY more diverse like people all think California is all dumbocrats but there are lots of rich white gated communities and they all hate mexicans lmao
  8. If she is already talking about kids LOL . She sounds insane, stupid but at least she's real. I value that more than anything, not some fucking bullshit brainwashed person I want someone who can handle ULTIMATE TRUE REALITY

    Honestly you should probably lock that down, this could be your only chance really. The way it sounds like the locals there are all lame, I had the same problem and was going to move to the USA to date country girls that do meth and have guns , ANOTHER PATH, life is all paths and each decision something something.

    I mean fuck it, worst case ontario in a few months just rememebr DONT SIGN THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE it ain't official until that happens. Also you might to get married first.

    But okay here's what you do; you need moeny right?? tell her it's your dream to do porn. There you go, real VS real, she has to be able to love you and trust you enough to deal with you being a famous porn director because you should marry her, knock her up (FOR POKLAND!!!!!!!!) and then register a BBS in your name for autistic counter culture and then build a porn empire out of that just like these guys did

    https://www.southern-charms.com/
  9. she sounds like a fucking idiot to me, how old is she??? talking about kids and "not on talking terms" lmao tell her to take a hike if that's how she wants to be but don't say you made up your mind because you never know, you aren't that old

    my dad dates 20 year olds and it's the same drama, they love him but to them love is a society brainwash ideal fantasy so they get mad that he doesn't want to "start a life together" because he's fucking 50 year old drug addict alcoholic you stupid whore NO SHIT he is not going to change his ways for any woman so you can either accept that or ?????

    I am kinda in the same boat I mean the girl I was with when I liveed at the crack shack I had to kick her out of my life because she was too much drama, too much baby drama and bullshit society brainwash. I am not even against having a kid and don't want to break the law anymore but I would probably be actually doing some real crime and try to make money illegally if I had more responsibility.

    Yeah I don't see any relationship for anyone working unless you are honest , even my GF she constantly has it in her mind that people blindly march to the drum of society like bitch do you not see how the fuck I live and operate do you think I am running some kinda game??? THIS IS THE REAL ME RIGHT HERE YOU CAN EITHER TAKE IT OR FUCK OFF
    isn't poland cheap as fuck though like in my coutnry I would say having kids right now probably not wise, it's like Asia where I live , too much inflation bad economy.

    Poland isn't crashing except for your demographics you stupid fuck you should have knocked her up already and be preparing for another. Just make her deal with all that ACCELERATE YOUR LIFE you will probably get bored and cheat on her with some young slut in the next 10~ years, lets try to cut that down to 5 EXPERIENCE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN BEOFRE YOU DIE

    you can do the bad dad arc like Bill Krozby!!!!
  10. Originally posted by A KELLEN "I WANT MY LAWYER NOW!!!" HARRIS

    KELLEN "JUST WHEN I WAS OUT THEY PUT ME BACK IN" HARRIS

    KELLEN "THESE CLOWNS WAKING ME UP TO TAKE MY MEDS" HARRIS

    what a cuck!
  11. worse than wellhung worse than ellaria sand. THe most bottom bitches on this site are Bradley and Kick. They should be banned to the mongolvoid , but they literally aren't worth the effort it would take leonardo to get off his fat ass and slap the keyboard , they should pay him to ban their bitch asses for having to clean up their shit

    you shouldban yourselfs from life by suiciding
  12. Originally posted by kick It would be a nice buzz…🤤

    you are actually somehow a worse poster than bradley B . What do you expect from another worthless Ohio cuck, just like Fona (who is a good poster and makes good threads) unlike you who can only post garbage because you are garbage, your mind is garbage, your life is garbage. YOu are now an Honorary DHer. Kellen Harris is NOT from totse he's a DH cuck faggot living in a mental hospital like Corbyn.
  13. The way I see it there is only a few different californias

    You got the bay area and LA, and san diego lots of meth, BART, homeless, high urban.

    Then you got small town Medium city california which covers everythign from Salton to Fresno , bakersfield , etc. All more or less the same, lotsof mexicans or w.e

    Northern california is basically oregon but cooler and more weed and big ass trees, I would wanna live there, kinda sounds like vancouver to me (I almost ended up there instead of here,another path)

    there's also rural and small town california which I hear can be either hell or paradise depending where exactly

    What happened to the desert homestead ? Did you run over ANOTHER solar panel???? you give up too easy!



    people used to want to make this the capital of Canada, Victoria vs Ottawa. I could see it!
  14. Originally posted by POLECAT dte don't squirt?

    I have just lost all affection towards her. Is she at least a lil hairy???? or a lot????
  15. Originally posted by Wariat yea ok i know i know.

    Lol you're gonna ruin her life. But it's her fault really for talking to you :D

    Originally posted by Wariat its weird as ruck were in an argument on no tlaking terms cause she wants fsmily kids wtc not a fuy like me a vagabond. but she likes anal as ruck. i put my finger there ahe ket it happen for seconds at a time then told me to stop i did and wnother time she didnt tell m i srill did but she started scron she started moaning when my dinger git newr her hairy ass and later when it went slightly in she came basiclsly.

    LUICK IT WHORE!!! LICK THE ASSS!!!!
  16. I agree. If Bill Krozby got a user title for his freaudian slip than so should this obvious lesbian insane cuck. Just saying, they post waaaaay more offtopic non sg shit than Bill Krozby did in his entire life , and he never hid behind 100 alts doing it either
  17. Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I imagined I was Hayche Awrr and alluva sudden I got really relaxed and happy. What NOW

    I just reported your post to fralala as harassment and I said you were lying about me on the forums.

    Have fun explaining yourself to HR!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Found it



    That's sparkz at the bottom..and that's a "good" pic….

    LOL I thought that was someone else though I got more pics of her. I thought it was fuck... whats her name.. Idk shes actually not too bad for an old broad like I would totally fuck her , I mean shit why not. I like those old crusty looking moms maybe it's because I had a lot of friends moms that looked like that and yeah shes not exactly getting my jimmies jumbled smoking a cig in the morning coughing and walking around with her fat ass in a robe

    but man oh man if she molested me I would probably be bragging about it right now , like I have a theory all the "step mom" porn is not actually people wanting to fuck their step moms, it's just hawt when you're a young stud , I always get along well with older women OOOOOOO YOURE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY SON
    Please ma'am i'm also old enough to hold you down and turn you inside out
  19. Originally posted by mashlehash I lost the internet usb device

    u beeen BBSing on telnet?? they are exploding in popularity this year

    the internet is gay anyways, fidonet blessed
  20. I got 100000 ratcoins says he stops posting randomly and she ends up in the newspaper after they find half of her in a dumpster somewhere


    place your bets folx
    im a trusted escrownaldo

    ill set it up right now on betmoose lmao anyone wanna take that action ????
    Originally posted by Rotten Rodney fucking legend candyrein arc

    bro if you wanna gamba I got the HOOK UP, fuck casino's "the house always wins" I belive in true odds fair gamba, street dice shit. I am trying to get lanny/fralala to approve a dice gamba bot for NIS so we can gamble crypto using web3 hooks n shit , be like "yo guys this UFC fight who wants to put money on Trump beating up Joe Biden" and you put up $50, I put $50 (no money is sent it's in escrow) and then the outcome can be settled as per

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 31
  6. 32
  7. 33
  8. 34
Jump to Top