You've got the job, but as a formality you'll have to come down to have an in-person interview. The interview may or may not involve a romantic dinner and subsequent carnal relations, here at NiS we're serious about verifying every candidate's LGBTQ+ qualifications, given how important diversity is to us.
Are you honestly just now using your position of privilege as the cis white male ADMIN of this forum to pressure a poor LGBTQ+ woman into "carnal relations" in order for her to get a job? Oh my fucking God, you realize this is cyber rape right? You fucking bigot.
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Originally posted by -mal-
No one is going for the surf and turf? You can’t leave out lobster when you’re thinking decadence.
Sorry -mal-, in 2011 the state of Texas abolished the practice of giving death row inmates a special last meal. Better get that surf and turf now, just in case.
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I liked this graphic MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING. You often say you wanna cuddle men. Now I get it. You find them attractive but don’t want to be romantically involved.
I’m Pan so I fall for people not parts. Usually what’s in their noggin.
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Interpersonal relationships are like selling a product, you have to advertise and sell yourself to people.
That's how you make it in the professional world, romantically and socially in general.
Look at Elliot Roger for example. He travelled a lot, had expensive clothes,a nice car and wasn't ugly. He had a strong desire to socialize and find a girlfriend but he failed miserably every step of the way and went out like a true incel warrior.
His failure in life was because he couldn't sell himself to peers, females, his family or even himself.
Your problem is obvious, you have the exact same profile avatar for over a year, probably longer and you post like once a week in T&T and only interact with technology related subjects in general.
You have to change your outer identity to reflect more what people want to see, this is different with every group of people but there are some obvious ones that everyone can relate to.
Like happiness, kindness, generosity, confidence. People that are associated with these traits are generally pretty well liked
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I've been thinking of putting together a kind of yearbook where it shows a pic of the person the day they joined Totse compared the last known photo. Like those chronic heroin user things they do.
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Originally posted by -SpectraL
Daily "HUUUGE" updates on a ticker.
"McDonald's Filet-o-Fish sandwich is, without a doubt, a shining example of American ingenuity, quality, incredible deal making, and efficiency. To take bits of a thousand different slimy sea creatures that would cause God himself to turn away in shame and disgust- an ability known to only Diane Feinstein- and to make a top-tier, delicious, nutritious sandwich of it..... A real American success story. A story of WINNERS."
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Originally posted by DietPiano
I remember when then they cought a couple people smuggling like 40lbs of fentanyl in NYC and they estimated an equal dose of it could kill everyone in the city.
Terrorists should and maybe are legitamtely looking into making a few tons of fentanyl. If china will sell them the precursers, it wouldn't be all that expensive. I'm wondering if Russia has already done this.
FENTANYL CHEMTRAILS!!!!
Look up the Moscow theatre hostage situation. Pretty sure it's confirmed russkis dropped carfentanyl in through the ducts and just bodied everybody
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I remember when then they cought a couple people smuggling like 40lbs of fentanyl in NYC and they estimated an equal dose of it could kill everyone in the city.
Terrorists should and maybe are legitamtely looking into making a few tons of fentanyl. If china will sell them the precursers, it wouldn't be all that expensive. I'm wondering if Russia has already done this.
FENTANYL CHEMTRAILS!!!!
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I can't stop thinking about getting killed by a nuclear weapon. I like to think about all the different ways to die via nuke. First I think about standing right next to a nuclear weapon right before it detonates. Technically the "explosion" occurs so quickly that I should be carbonized instantaneously by the tremendous heat. But I am going to feel something. I just can't imagine what the sensation would be like. Then I like to think about standing fifty feet from a nuke before it detonates. Then one hundred yards. Then five hundred yards. I like to think about how far I need to get away from the nuke so that I can experience its power. I want to see what it is like to be exposed to extreme heat. I like to think about what is going on inside of my body when I am exposed to the heat. I like to visualize myself in "MRI vision". I like to think of my brain being cooked in to steam and escaping through my eyelids in to the air. I like to think about the layers of tissue on my body being destroyed and seeing my blood get fried. I just can't help but wonder about the awesome power of nuclear weapons.
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