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Posts That Were Thanked by Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

  1. eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    So I was paying attention to the campaign, watching his rallys every night on stream.

    I check his schedule and low and behold he's coming to my town! I was like oh hell yeah this is gonna be sweet I'm gonna see him in person.

    So I get up hella early and the friends I was supposed to go with bailed on me, but that wasn't gonna stop me I was gonna go by myself.

    I get at UNCW like....3-4 hours early in the burning sun, and there are already a few hundred people in line.

    Luckily a lone dude around my age strolls up behind me, decked out in FULL Trump attire. MAGA hat, Trump shirt, pins, the whole deal.

    He was by himself so I strike up a conversation something like "dude nice Trump gear. Are you ready this is gonna be legendary". He was like "hell yeah man I drove 2 hours to get here. My friends all bailed on me but I didn't care I was coming." I was like "Hey my friends bailed on me last minute too! Well fuck em' we're more dedicated to the movement" and so on.

    So there's shenanigans in line, got a video of a dude riling up the line, anti-trump people selling knockoff hats and pins and stuff.

    I was kinda bummed we weren't going to get closer but the line was INSANE behind us so I figured we'd get a decent seat.

    While we're standing we all move up some and I see secret service, dogs, all types of security. I'd forgotten I'd had like 3 Suboxone strips and some etizolam tucked away in my wallet. FUCK I ain't losing my place in line, so I ask my newfound buddy to hold my place and I haul ass back to my car and drop off the goods.

    I run back and maybe an hour later its GO TIME. They start slowly letting people in.

    Its our turn and I think I had to empty pockets or go through metal detector or something, and we get in the stadium and stand behind a small crowd that gathered around the rails. There are 2 sets, a VIP right up front, and then one with the general crowd.

    Well my dude was brainstorming on how to get in VIP, as we didn't see ticket options or anything. We walked around and he asked some guys from Trumps campaign how you got to get in that area. Long story short since he was 100% Trump decked out, the guys from the campaign handed him a shitload of "Make America Great Again" and "The Silent Majority Stands with Trump" signs and ask him to put them all on the seats that were a level up where the people would be on camera behind Trump. He handed me half the signs and agreed but said "Yeah man we can do that, but let your guys know to let us in VIP" and the guy agreed.

    OH YEAH! So we navigate our way to the upper area. I'm kinda nervous cause I see the crowd growing and if something falls through we'd end up way farther back than original. But we haul ass and lay a sign on every seat and get back down to the crowd. He went to the guy guarding VIP entrance and the dude was like naw you guys don't have a pass, so some original confusion but we found the dude who agreed and he waived to the dude to let is in.

    SCOREEEEE Were in awe fucking middle front literally like 10 ft away the podium.

    I was fat at the time (I know hard to imagine with my current muscular state) and had some redneck looking facial hair but you can see me pictured here, and then in the longer distance photo



    And the picture has Rudy Juliani but as you see Trump posted it, and thats how far away we were. Dude in the blue shirt was my buddy I met and who essentially got me the opportunity to shake Trumps hand.



    So the whole thing was awesome, got better position than I ever thought I would, shook the mans hand, which as I said I felt a little bit of his near unlimited strength and stamina, the same which was used to defeat low-energy Hilary.

    I hope to find my photos and video of him walking by. I'm sure I still have them on an old phone but its pissing me off cause obviously those are photos I made sure I had. I was trying to a video of me shaking his hand but secret service was very aggressive and basically keeping everybodys hands down around him. After me and my dude shook his hand we look at each other, double hi-five and screamed "OH MY GOD WE SHOOK HIS HAND OHHH YEAHH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER WOOOO"

    We exchanged numbers so we could send each other the pictures we got. I still have his number I believe I should hit him up ask how he's Making America Great Again and stuff.

    And I still have my sign to this day



    And dats da story of how a nigga like me shook the most powerful man in the world's hand

    So keep Making America Great Again, fellow niggas
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Regardless of how much of an impact we have on climate, ozone and whatever else, we HAVE other options and other avenues of inquiry to improve efficiency and reduce environmental impact, the status quo is just insanely profitable for some and the rest of us don't have enough motivation to make the changes necessary to move away from it
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Lanny Make her stop having nice tits!
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  4. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Cootehill This is great news, as Alex Jones has the resources to make and promote his own video sharing site*, and hopefully this will redpill people on the jedis and anti-white hatred in general.

    *Yes I know PrisonPlanet.tv is a thing.

    I read about this. Ive actually met Alex jones irl at the lake austin spa and id be willing to work for him in cedar park because i know a lot about comedy and music and conspiracy and im not afraid of antifa skinny fags that dont believe in the amendments.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Pence is the 'deep state's insurance policy; if Trump goes too far off the rails in an area that matters (ie. foreign policy, serious economic reform etc.) he'll do as he's told.
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  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Torx Sure Trump is fucking nuts and incompetent!

    Have u met cupocheer? You two would get along beautifully...
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Torx White House officials flagged Trump's behavior to psychiatrist last year
    12 hrs ago


    © Pablo Martinez Monsivais / AP
    White House officials reached out to a noted Yale University psychiatrist last fall out of concern over President Trump’s increasingly erratic behavior.

    Psychiatrist Bandy Lee, who edited the bestselling book "The Dangerous Case of Donald Trump: 27 Psychiatrists and Mental Health Experts Assess a President,” told the Daily News Thursday the staffers contacted her because the President was “scaring” them.
    Lee’s revelation comes as Trump fumes in response to an anonymous op-ed about administration insiders White House tell-all by journalist Bob Woodward that claims there are grave concerns among the highest ranks of the Trump administration about the President’s judgment.

    A pair of West Wing representatives contacted her because they believed the President was “unraveling.”

    Trump defended his mental fitness in January, calling himself a “very stable genius” and “like, really smart.”
    He made the claim in response to the release of Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House,” which contained concerns from Trump’s senior aides about his mental fitness for office.

    Although mental health professionals typically stay away from diagnosing public figures they’ve never actually evaluated, Lee and others have chosen to speak out about their concerns.

    The Trump official behind the anonymous New York Times op-ed appears to confirm Lee and other experts worst fears, that the “root of the problem is the President’s amorality.” “Anyone who works with him knows he is not moored to any discernible first principles that guide his decision-making,” the unnamed writer adds.

    Woodward’s book and the anonymous op-ed both paint Trump as a troubled, impulsive and dangerous man who has little regard for the rule of law or the power of the presidency.

    Rossi said his analysis is based on Trump's public statements and is made in the context of political psychology.
    “We’re in very dangerous territory,” he added.

    Can you form a thought on your own
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Yeah, I've always been for full legalization, allowing people to be as self-destructive as they like. Unfortunately though, that doesn't take into account the large segment of the population with no common sense or self control who would drive a bus or operate a crane on PCP without giving it a second thought.

    Everyone who posts on this site is of average or better intelligence, and we have people who drink DVD cleaner, shoot beekeeping supplies and huff shit fumes - what does that say for the other 50%?
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  9. the only people who have problems with racism are those who are too inferior to stand up to it.

    ie, the undermen.
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  10. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine It's the jedis

    its fake jedis. FAKE jediS!
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  11. I get this kinda shit when people are assholes but this girl doesn’t ever do anything to anybody. She’s bubbly and sweet to literally every fucking person she comes in contact with. I wish I could tolerate people on that level but I hope everybody dies and gets it over with.

    The way she gets treated is fucking dumb.
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  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    kinda sad that the bar is so low for public discourse that a pederast marxist seems pretty sane. the saving grace for these types is that they're against the neo-liberal order of "invade the world, invite the world". anyone that doesn't have their head stuck up their ass or getting paid by the chamber of commerce can tell that the american worker is getting fucked, real wage levels haven't risen appreciably in decades and home ownership seems more like a ponzi scheme than an investment in your future. unfortunately these people are still inherently as insufferable as the rest when you suggest what really needs to be done to fix things.
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  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    14 and 88.
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  14. apt Tuskegee Airman
    nigger
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  15. CandyRein Black Hole
    Most white people I encounter in the real world are super cool peeps..

    Here’s a pic of some fun guys ...

    They are spontaneous and fun...

    🙂



    Couch boat 😂❤️
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  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by HTS Why purple and green? I fucking hate you.


    I like how that added the namekian ribbing to his penis. That's a nice touch.
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  17. HTS highlight reel
    I regret being racist now that I'm full. I'm sure there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for his delay. Even if there wasn't, maybe he just needed a break.
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  18. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Hunger makes HTS more racist than Bill the Cat

    My food took like an hour and a half to get here, all because the fucking ooga booga ass nigger was probably too busy smoking blunts in his car/listening to Kendrick Lamar to actually do his job.
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  19. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Never before presumed you to be sloppy seconds.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning What was your connection to 911?

    I was the second plane
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