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Posts by Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

  1. Originally posted by Sudo I just have a pattern and delete all texts that aren't from either your or my mom

    So you delete all the text messages you get? I bet that doesn't take long.
  2. Originally posted by cupocheer At least she had a job.

    Wage-cucking robots are the worst.
  3. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny place ?

    looks like theres no resistence. are they ZIF sockets ?

    The older they are the less resistance. Also the more you rub their nipples and kiss them the less the resistance.

    You should spend about half an hour in each area, then they're nearly ZIF.
  4. Originally posted by ohfralala Also Lilith is a cunt with no sense of humor.

    Oooh, cat fight.
  5. of presenting accounting as a masterful and heroic subject.

    At my last job my boss taught me how to record transactions every morning, yet I was able to present 6 months of the relevant accounting data (including the shit he glossed over, such as chargebacks) in a full featured pivot table within an hour.

    Yet he was a highly qualified CIMA qualified accountant (he wasn't really CIMA registered) and claimed to be essential to the company (he cost the company hundreds of thousands in tax penalties).

    Goddam, I know no one has a clue what I'm talking about, but fuck these people.

    The arch bluffers.
  6. Originally posted by ohfralala Give me a brief synopsis before I commit to this.

    Basically I place my penis into the vagina.

    And then sorta move back and forth.

    Girls seem to enjoy it.

    I dunno why.
  7. Originally posted by totse3.com you got this story from?

    Sheep farmers.
  8. Originally posted by ohfralala I personally enjoy making white people look bad. You’re welcome.

    Record me and you, I'll make us look filthy.
  9. Originally posted by Ghost I lost my last phone on a benzo blackout and it had like $100 in Bitcoin and LOTS of child porn on it

    I lost my phone in Deepest Darkest Africa, and it had all my racist memes and episodes of The Daily Shoah on it.

    Luckily the niggers seem to have just deleted everything straight away.
  10. Originally posted by ShizNitty Fingerprint scanning is 2010. The future is now and so is face recognition scanning pshh rookie *shakes head & facepalms*

    No.
  11. Originally posted by totse3.com i get this is supposed to be shock humor..

    It's not.
  12. Originally posted by Zanick Believing that everyone wanted to watch him masturbate was clearly a mistake.

    He's a jedi comedian. Everyone in my OP is a jedi.

    That's comedy gold. The whole thing is comedy gold. Most of the shit stand-up-comedians (SUCs) talk about isn't funny. This genuinely is funny, Elizabeth Warren tier funny. All he (or she) has to do is talk about it to get laughs.

    "Just then the camera on the TV...it zooms up the guys ass crack...just as I'm going to cum...WHO IS THE CAMERAMAN WHO ZOOMS UP GUYS ASS CRACKS???...I try to hold it in but Sarah, she's smiling at me...such a cute little angel...he's like my little sister but the image is caught in my head...I look back over...and she's there smiling at me...I'm hunched over...there she is my cute little sister...I spend half an hour in the shower...to this day, still not clean..."

    Goyim will pay to see shit like this. They have paid to see much worse.
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL There's zero evidence Trump colluded with Russia.

    Quoted for truth.
  14. My ex has HPV, I suppose I do too, though I heard males can just get better from it.
  15. Originally posted by Anal Turing Are your chinese eyes having trouble reading English?

    This is rich coming from a guy who's proposing non-darwinian life.
  16. Originally posted by Ghost Enter is also dead

    He is a woman's victim now. He has been owned by a woman. He exists to serve a vagina. He has been "pussy whipped".
  17. Originally posted by Ghost He was a legend. People name community centers and roads after him.

    Canadians are worse than muslims.
  18. Originally posted by totse3.com Also (and I would talk to WWII vets as a kid)

    BA BA Blacksheep was because Irish are the Blacks of Europe. they were the grunts for the English class.

    you should know this. Remember that film in the 1990s or 80s.. "were the blacks of Europe" soul band out of Ireland. silly or not.. there is truth to this saying.

    Yeah, nah, it's cos no one wanted black wool.

    Even now wool is a loss making product.
  19. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol yea the pedestrian lifestyle is the way to go. i was riding my bike to the home dePOT the other day to get a car jump starter because my cars a piece of shit that always gets impounded for not moving and then i had to walk back through the hood looking like a straight up dope fiend with some stolen electronics and this mexican family of 6 in like an 88 honda accord pulled up alongside me and asked if i was selling it. then like 3 cops passed me and i was pretty sure they were going to pull me over but i was like what nigga i got the receipt right here just waiting for theyre bitch asses to say something. finally made it home without getting jumped/robbed and my car starts so now I jump it and move it once a day so the faggot meter maid cant tow it and charge me like $500

    So your shit car has a flat battery, replace it already.

    And who did you borrow the jump starter from? "Home"?
  20. Originally posted by totse3.com yur sick, man.

    Please, you can tell she was used to having her shit pushed in, even back then.
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