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I still haven't mastered the skill and the art

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    of presenting accounting as a masterful and heroic subject.

    At my last job my boss taught me how to record transactions every morning, yet I was able to present 6 months of the relevant accounting data (including the shit he glossed over, such as chargebacks) in a full featured pivot table within an hour.

    Yet he was a highly qualified CIMA qualified accountant (he wasn't really CIMA registered) and claimed to be essential to the company (he cost the company hundreds of thousands in tax penalties).

    Goddam, I know no one has a clue what I'm talking about, but fuck these people.

    The arch bluffers.
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