User Controls

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 73
  6. 74
  7. 75
  8. 76
  9. 77

Posts by Soyboy 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning

  1. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are u sure thats a good idea ?

    they say that cancers are heritable.

    I was just put in a taxi and sent there a few days before my chemo started.

    Get there and it's like "sign this form and jerk off into this cup".

    It's not like I knew what was happening.

    Besides, the world needs more people like me.

    In fact I hope my sperm gets confused with that of some blonde PhD athlete and injected into a bunch of sloots.
  2. I believe I have a moral obligation to say this sounds like an epicurean delight.
  3. Germans suck at running their own country. Their last good leader was Charlemagne, back in the 9th Century. They should just clone him and have one of the clones as king. The great thing about this is that as one clone dies, another can take his place. Six million years of Carolingian rule.
  4. Originally posted by Lanny I've tried giving you many, many chances to support your unended stream of BS specky, I know how it goes. Ducking and diving, that's all you're good for.

    I was in the Rotunda (a fertility hospital in Ireland) as I had cancer, so had to have sperm banked.

    How many normal fags had had to had similar? My youngest uncle did. His (older than him) wife gave birth to two girls, one of whom soon died from a "congenital" heart defect, and two boys. The total number of implanted embryos sounded to me like 14 or more, yet none of them seemed to me to be entirely normal. I love my cousins more than you would believe, yet sadly, it seems to me like test tube babies are a recipe for disaster.

    Are you still fertile Lanny? You should try to hit up a normal fertile human being. Some South-East Asian or Mid-Eastern Chick.


    Originally posted by -SpectraL Is that why you LITERALLY banned me for over 900 years on Zoklet and ended up getting yourself permabanned and demodded by zok over what you did to me?

    Who can blame him?
  5. Originally posted by HTS lol you people need to get help, you're like… actual crazy people omg

    seriously, some of you need to try antipsychotics

    I have had my psychiatrist break down in front of me, on his knees and say [MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING (2.0)] you were right all along.

    My therapist refused to see me anymore.

    This is because I consistently told him everything that would happen before it happened for five whole years before it happened.

    You probably don't believe it, but you have not lived through it. I terrify psychiatric professionals. I am the oracle of rhoades in the modern era. All that can be known will be known through me.
  6. I think everyone realises that while Cup O' Cheer may be Laughing her Ass Off, it is far from a Rich Ass.

    Cupocheer, enjoy laughing your impoverished, ethnically displaced white ass off. To the n^th dimension.
  7. Originally posted by Lanny By calling the university and having them verify that you were a student and attained the degree you claimed. As was already mentioned, it's common to be taken at your word and for this step to be skipped, but just because you weren't asked for a physical copy of your diploma doesn't mean none of your employers have called your university to verify it.

    Ugh.

    I was scammed by someone who claimed to be a Chartered, Certified, etc. Accountant. S*** M*****, FMCA.

    When I needed my experience recognised, of course he was nothing of the sort.

    The pure bullshit. But my career more or less over before it had begun.

    Fuck that shit for me. If my protege isn't up to my level it should be obvious to me.

    It shouldn't be easy to maintain a fake FMCA certification.

    Accountants are a bunch of fags.
  8. Originally posted by HTS I was thinking about Pillars of Eternity before I read this and I was like what the fuck is an egregore and it turns out its derived from the Greek ἑγρήγορος which means Watcher (a type of angel) and the main character in PoE is a "Watcher". This thread is so schizo it's making me schizo.

    WRONG.

    This thread is the only sane one you have read today.

    Are you just learning what an egregore is?

    You are just becoming truly sane. Don't hang up on me!

    This is all real, and you must accept it as real. Once you accept is as real THEN you can reject it, never before.
  9. Originally posted by Lanny rug baron*

    So... what?

    Assuming Californians carry over their sense of useless entitlement to their international affairs.
  10. Originally posted by cupocheer Why not? Isn't that your going rate?

    Cupo, do you give a good blowjob? I don't care what you look like, but sometimes it takes 35 minutes for me to cum.
  11. Originally posted by Enterita My therapist is afraid I'm repressing it and it's going to come out in a horrific way.

    Yay for blunderful. He cares what normies think, as he recognises them as being (at least) slightly less pathological than he is. :yay: !!!

    Have you just being fapping off a lot, or have you started drinking soy?

    Either way, congratulations, I guess.
  12. Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla

    Cop on bro. Even if every degenerate on this site liked this, our total and final net worth is like $200. Not even exaggerating.
  13. Originally posted by -SpectraL This thread is now about otters…


    Once I bought some ducks and some geese, and set up a toddlers paddling pool in their miserable little shed.

    They had never been in a pool before in their lives...

    It was SICK how happy those guys were to get swimming. It genuinely shamed me. They just seemed happy in a way that seemed beyond communication. Beyond visual belief. To be swimming in real life water, they just radiated happiness.

    I couldn't eat them after that. I heard the ducks died and so did the female goose, and the guy we gave the geese to gave away the remaining two male geese as a breeding pair, lmao.

    No one eats geese around here anymore. Everyone knows that they are like swans, like dogs, they are an animal that deserves more respect.

    Also otters are the cats of the lakes around here. You run into them all the time while kayaking, sitting on rocks.
  14. Originally posted by Lanny Oh yeah man, definitely can't find any American jedis that don't support Israel. Definitely none of those around, definitely not any famous political theorists fitting _that_ description.

    Naom Chomsky?

    Who asserts that America controls Israeli Foreign Policy?

    Lanny, you are the model modern intellectual.
  15. Originally posted by A College Professor Lil Sporty is going to require one on file for you to post after the compliance deadline.

    Is this required to fuck my real doll?

    Yes I do, and also I would never fuck a doll, as without positive consent sex is rape.
  16. Originally posted by Lanny What does it matter what they're doing to change the world? You've been offered a critique of your position (i.e. it's unrealistic and has undesirable consequences) but you haven't responded to it, instead you've been trying to focus on the failings of the people offering that critique. Do you stand by your claims about being "self made" and "in control" of your life that you made previously? If so what's your response to the points that have been brought up such as education and employment being faculties of the society you've availed yourself or that the attitude you've put forward is a driver of some of the worst ecological trends in our society?

    Are you for real? Perhaps high?

    How dare you ask her to justify herself. Yes, society is in its inevitable decline, but that does not mean that the well off are required to justify their position. Next thing you'll be asking that everyone who you think is better off than you justify their every bowel movement. Lanny, you are nothing but a joke. A sad simulacra of Socialism.

    Ecological and economic disaster? The boomers have granted you the most fertile soils, the most yielding of crops, and the easiest credit conditions (less than 0% in the Obama years) of any generation in history.

    Only a fool, a joke, a moron, would turn these happy circumstances, plentiful opportunities, and bountiful inheritances into a bad thing in their own mind. You have been given a rare gift, will you turn it down and purposefully waste it? If so, why? What strange demon would so possess you?
  17. I genuinely get the impression that co-ax and radio frequency engineering in general is a black art.

    For instance last year I paid for a firmware upgrade to increase my Israeli made Ubiquiti dish from 8mbps to 24 mbps.

    This was just a firmware update, but it increased my real broadband speeds from around 4mbps to around 10mbps.

    And on my bookshelf, opening up my 2 or 3 books on RF engineering, like an old ARRL handbook(which weighs about 7 kilos), I genuinely don't think anyone really understands this stuff completely. Although maybe I'm just dumb, the same way that Lanny is, and unable to understand complex problems.
  18. Originally posted by Lanny Your physical diploma generally isn't what an employer uses for verifying your educational background.

    So what is?

    I need to pay like €100, or have a long, multi-day argument, to get a college to recognise my Higher Diploma.

    How do employers confirm a diploma?
  19. 2 dimensions is necessity, 3 luxury, 4 extravagance.
  20. Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine >2018
    >using a physical tv


    2018, the year cuckoldry finally goes virtual.
  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. ...
  5. 73
  6. 74
  7. 75
  8. 76
  9. 77
Jump to Top