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Posts by vindicktive vinny

  1. my name is tommy, and i remember everything.
  2. Originally posted by Lanny
    our bubbleyum ass wouldn't last two minutes without technology.

    corrected.
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein *touch*😋

    your avatar is a depiction of black on white crime in progress.
  4. Originally posted by mmQ oh that's what its called; ive had a handful of girls compliment me on that but they never called it my walnut seam they just said 'garret i love your ball sack line thingy' and I said thanks.

    they look more like mold mark left by casting process than seam.
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, but if I told you it would ruin all my fun. Nothing personal.

    because it'd reveal your racially inferior stock ?
  6. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes

    good dog.
  7. bans are immoral.
  8. Originally posted by mmQ I always wanted someone to cum inside me so much that it made me burst open at "the seams" but I never knew what seams would burst open first. — only one way to find out, BENJAMIN. —

    that casting mark between your balls.
  9. u beat it with a stick ?
  10. Originally posted by infinityshock i balance fragile shit in precarious places…like at the edge of a counter…odd places in my garage/shed…etc

    i walk in dangerous places just to see if i fall. wood railings over water…8" walls between a pool and spa (while dressed)…the water fountains at the malls…the guard rail over the ditch where the dolphins hang out…

    that sounds unlike you.

    dont you like feeling safe thats why you have a dungeon full of emergency supplies and foods for when shtf ?
  11. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning I like keeping my car filled up,

    thats really an inefficient way of car-ing.

    your making it dragging around probably an additional of 50kg it doesnt need to but for what ?
  12. Originally posted by mmQ I would pesonally need an 8 inch flaccid cock to even attempt such a thing, which I don't have, so I haven't.

    have you considered getting a cock job done ?
  13. to the brim.
  14. Originally posted by JÏ…icebox Nope, i can confirm that having a semi-fulfilling career doesn't help

    tell your clients not to wear condoms.

    that way you'll get fully fulfilied on all avenues that can be filled.
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker That was funny.

    When I was 12 and my dad said it.

    but he made you wear that bottomless tutu anyway.

    yes ?
  16. Originally posted by infinityshock your words.

    my abilities are normal. it's the rest of you unterbottoms that are whiny weak little bitches.

    'boo hoo…I scratched my weewee on the cheerio I was trying to fuck.'

    evolution man.

    people evolved to be physically indestructable with neanderthal like strength when they are not equipped with an IQ high enough to identify and avoid all the dangers of the world.

    your closer related to a gorrilla and niggers than us weak bitches.
  17. Originally posted by AngryOnion Big guab of molten metal burned through my work boot and onto the top of my foot.
    LOved it there is nothing like trying to jump away from pain you can't escape.

    i had one landed in my shirt pocket while cutting off a muffler once.

    i never thought i could take off my shirt that fast.
  18. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I can suck my own dick. I actually did it yesterday. I mean I can get like half the head in. When I'm on meth, somehow i can hyperextend and suck my own soft dick. I started trying at like 14-15 and i was first successful by flipping my legs over my head while laying down. Now, I can just do it while sitting down. It's not that enjoyable, i have a thick sausage and its hard to give myself dome. When I'm really horny I'll go ahead and do it though. It also hurts my neck.

    I've never gotten myself off all the way but when i was like 15 i was stoned and accidentally pissed in my mouth a bit cause i was trying to force myself to climax. long story.

    have you tried sticking it in your ass ?
  19. Originally posted by ohfralala I am not TRYING TO EAT THE DAMN GOAT. I just want to pet him and maybe get some cheese.

    pay close attention to signs of sexual abuse.
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