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What was your most recent bodily injury?

  1. 2018-10-09 at 6:19 PM UTC
    #41
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader no, i meant your super human ability.

    your words.

    my abilities are normal. it's the rest of you unterbottoms that are whiny weak little bitches.

    'boo hoo...I scratched my weewee on the cheerio I was trying to fuck.'
  2. 2018-10-09 at 6:23 PM UTC
    #42
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    sometimes the cords of my testicles get twisted.
  3. 2018-10-09 at 6:56 PM UTC
    #43
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Broke my leg, sprained ankle,messed up neck, and a bunch of decent cuts last year in a high speed rollover. We were passing someone when a car from behind tried to pass us in the shoulder. Then turned into us and we flipped. Was some crazy shit. Approx 100k
  4. 2018-10-10 at 12:16 AM UTC
    #44
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    my wrists got sore after playing too much smash bros and I couldn't write or type for a couple of days
  5. 2018-10-10 at 2:28 AM UTC
    #45
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Big guab of molten metal burned through my work boot and onto the top of my foot.
    LOved it there is nothing like trying to jump away from pain you can't escape.
  6. 2018-10-10 at 2:31 AM UTC
    #46
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    My stomach hurts.
  7. 2018-10-10 at 4:51 AM UTC
    #47
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Big guab of molten metal burned through my work boot and onto the top of my foot.
    LOved it there is nothing like trying to jump away from pain you can't escape.

    i had one landed in my shirt pocket while cutting off a muffler once.

    i never thought i could take off my shirt that fast.
  8. 2018-10-10 at 4:55 AM UTC
    #48
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh ya know when I broke my cock fucking your mom's asshole. Things of that nature. XD
  9. 2018-10-10 at 4:55 AM UTC
    #49
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Big guab of molten metal burned through my work boot and onto the top of my foot.
    LOved it there is nothing like trying to jump away from pain you can't escape.

    Had to pour water on it right away.
  10. 2018-10-10 at 4:59 AM UTC
    #50
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock your words.

    my abilities are normal. it's the rest of you unterbottoms that are whiny weak little bitches.

    'boo hoo…I scratched my weewee on the cheerio I was trying to fuck.'

    evolution man.

    people evolved to be physically indestructable with neanderthal like strength when they are not equipped with an IQ high enough to identify and avoid all the dangers of the world.

    your closer related to a gorrilla and niggers than us weak bitches.
  11. 2018-10-10 at 5 AM UTC
    #51
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    My bad knee. I've had it buckle on me quite a bit. The initial ordeal with the infection, osteomyelitis, it getting into the joint too, being septic, and all that shit, has been the most recent serious injury to date. It hurts every time I walk on it. I really am a cripple these days. I have to walk with a cane anymore. Sucks. I feel old as fuck.
  12. 2018-10-10 at 5 AM UTC
    #52
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Burns suck. the worst thing about them is even after you cool them off with water, if you expose them to any heat they hurt really bad. I say this as a cook like I've gotten so many grease burns on my wrists and hands and you can kinda shrug them off but then it just hurts really bad for the rest of the day when you're doing anything over the grill.

    The best way to deal with it, personally, is to just accept that you deserve it. Don't focus on the pain as a negative, focus on it as a deserving, needed thing. EMBRACE THE PAIN, so to speak.

    I reemember that story about the guy who was so mad at himself he took scalding hot showers and just thought to himself I DESERVE THIS. I couldn't do that but it';s a similar concept. I'm really bad with super hot body things lol like getting into a hot tub, I have to go so slow and it takes me forever whereas some people can just get right in. maybe I have a skin condition idk, I can jump into COLD water just fine but HOT, I can't. It hurts me to think about it.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. 2018-10-10 at 5:08 AM UTC
    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I punctured my foot with a rusty sod nail. It was awesome. I was just trotting along in my backyard and put all my weight right into. Then i stopped and fell to the ground bleeding.
  14. 2018-10-10 at 5:10 AM UTC
    #54
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ Burns suck. the worst thing about them is even after you cool them off with water, if you expose them to any heat they hurt really bad. I say this as a cook like I've gotten so many grease burns on my wrists and hands and you can kinda shrug them off but then it just hurts really bad for the rest of the day when you're doing anything over the grill.

    The best way to deal with it, personally, is to just accept that you deserve it. Don't focus on the pain as a negative, focus on it as a deserving, needed thing. EMBRACE THE PAIN, so to speak.

    I reemember that story about the guy who was so mad at himself he took scalding hot showers and just thought to himself I DESERVE THIS. I couldn't do that but it';s a similar concept. I'm really bad with super hot body things lol like getting into a hot tub, I have to go so slow and it takes me forever whereas some people can just get right in. maybe I have a skin condition idk, I can jump into COLD water just fine but HOT, I can't. It hurts me to think about it.

    Maybe you were burned at the stake at some point.
  15. 2018-10-10 at 5:12 AM UTC
    #55
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Maybe you were burned at the stake at some point.

    I don't get it.
  16. 2018-10-10 at 5:16 AM UTC
    #56
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by mmQ I don't get it.

    Reality as we know it is an infinite chain of all possible outcomes. In one of those outcomes, one you didn't actually have to live, you were probably burned at the stake. The resonance from that "experience" ripples over to your real self here and now.
  17. 2018-10-10 at 5:21 AM UTC
    #57
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Well, you haven't shared your most recent injury, speccy, so I'm going to go ahead and guess that your first one was when your mother tried to drown you in the tub and changed her mind before the job was done. That's why you're in a wheelchair.
  18. 2018-10-10 at 5:23 AM UTC
    #58
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    infinite change of all possible outcomes.

    haha
  19. 2018-10-10 at 5:23 AM UTC
    #59
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Zanick Well, you haven't shared your most recent injury, speccy, so I'm going to go ahead and guess that your first one was when your mother tried to drown you in the tub and changed her mind before the job was done. That's why you're in a wheelchair.

    I've already posted, you Totse traitor. I said I've never been injured, and that's true.
  20. 2018-10-10 at 5:27 AM UTC
    #60
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    But your twin brother didn't make it out of that bathtub, and you've carried his corpse with you all this time. His name? Jeff Hunter.
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