Killing myself on my birthday

1. 2018-10-08 at 7:58 AM UTC

   #121
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by RisiR † Word my nikkuh. Forget this thread, though. Not gonna happen. I'll instead just become myself again and do drugs each and every day all day. I only have an infite amount of time in this world so why not enjoys myself to the motherfickung fullest.
   
   I'll start gambling again and chill with multi-grand-escorts again. Fucking hell yeah. Fuck. I can already feel the taste of pussy mixed with heavy anesthesia from the powder.
   
   One day I'll name my children Anesthesia, Kush and Benzo.

   
   I think part of your problem is that you have no real career. Instead of having a job, you seem to just indulge in drugs and wallow around in your own dark thoughts and depression all day. Do something productive with your life, and then maybe we won't have to suffer these threads every week.
2. 2018-10-08 at 9:08 AM UTC

   #122
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Anesthesia is a good name for a daughter.
3. 2018-10-08 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #123
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Anesthesia is a good name for a daughter.

   
   just name ?
4. 2018-10-08 at 9:25 AM UTC

   #124
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny just name ?

   
   What do you mean "just name"?
5. 2018-10-08 at 9:30 AM UTC

   #125
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie What do you mean "just name"?

   
   i mean is anesthesia just good as a name ?
6. 2018-10-08 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #126
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i mean is anesthesia just good as a name ?

   
   It has a lot of uses.
7. 2018-10-08 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #127
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie It has a lot of uses.

   
   on a daughter ?
8. 2018-10-09 at 10:52 AM UTC

   #128
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by D4NG0 I think part of your problem is that you have no real career. Instead of having a job, you seem to just indulge in drugs and wallow around in your own dark thoughts and depression all day. Do something productive with your life, and then maybe we won't have to suffer these threads every week.

   
   Nope, i can confirm that having a semi-fulfilling career doesn't help
9. 2018-10-10 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #129
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Nope, i can confirm that having a semi-fulfilling career doesn't help

   
   He's never maintained a legitimate job though, so it's worth a shot.
10. 2018-10-10 at 6:34 AM UTC

    #130
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Nope, i can confirm that having a semi-fulfilling career doesn't help

    
    tell your clients not to wear condoms.
    
    that way you'll get fully fulfilied on all avenues that can be filled.
11. 2018-10-10 at 6:35 AM UTC

    #131
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    to the brim.
12. 2018-10-10 at 6:39 AM UTC

    #132
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I always wanted someone to cum inside me so much that it made me burst open at "the seams" but I never knew what seams would burst open first. --- only one way to find out, BENJAMIN. ---
13. 2018-10-10 at 6:52 AM UTC

    #133
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I always wanted someone to cum inside me so much that it made me burst open at "the seams" but I never knew what seams would burst open first. — only one way to find out, BENJAMIN. —

    
    that casting mark between your balls.
14. 2018-10-10 at 6:53 AM UTC

    #134
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that casting mark between your balls.

    
    That's called the "walnut seam".
15. 2018-10-10 at 6:57 AM UTC

    #135
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    oh that's what its called; ive had a handful of girls compliment me on that but they never called it my walnut seam they just said 'garret i love your ball sack line thingy' and I said thanks.
16. 2018-10-10 at 7:05 AM UTC

    #136
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ oh that's what its called; ive had a handful of girls compliment me on that but they never called it my walnut seam they just said 'garret i love your ball sack line thingy' and I said thanks.

    
    they look more like mold mark left by casting process than seam.
17. 2018-10-10 at 7:08 AM UTC

    #137
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they look more like mold mark left by casting process than seam.

    
    Your bag was actually two halves at one time.
18. 2018-10-10 at 7:09 AM UTC

    #138
    

    D4NG0 motherfucker

    Originally posted by mmQ I always wanted someone to cum inside me so much that it made me burst open at "the seams" but I never knew what seams would burst open first. — only one way to find out, BENJAMIN. —

    
    Just stick a hose up your ass and turn it on. Fantasy fulfilled.
19. 2018-10-10 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #139
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by D4NG0 Just stick a hose up your ass and turn it on. Fantasy fulfilled.

    
    HEY BABE TURN ON THE HOSE
    
    turn on the hose
    
    turn on the faucet to the hose?
    
    turn on the part that makes the hose get water?
    
    TURN ON THE HOSE! STUPKID BITCH you know what I mean
    
    like im grabbing the hose and turning it what do you want me to dooo??/
    
    fuck you
    
    WRONG
    
    can you just get a grip?
    
    "IM TRYING TO! LITERALLY!":
    
    remember kids, its up the river, not across the stream
20. 2018-10-11 at 6:07 AM UTC

    #140
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    turn on the spigot
    
    and let loose the faggot