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2023-05-15 at 7:12 AM UTC in when you have anal sexthread titles:
I got attacked last night
when you have anal sex
Are you afaid someone bent yer poop?? -
2023-05-15 at 7:10 AM UTC in I got attacked last nighta pimp chair
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2023-05-15 at 7:09 AM UTC in what would you guys rsther play or purchase
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2023-05-15 at 7:08 AM UTC in what would you guys rsther play or purchaseMy answer to OP question of Diablo or Zelda:
Get GUH-HUHcked
Pretty sure you can play Banjo on both PC and Switch
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2023-05-15 at 6:59 AM UTC in what would you guys rsther play or purchase
Originally posted by aldra diablo 4 looks weird
I bet Banjo Nuts and Bolts is better than any diablo game for the rest of our lives. It's not like game of the year good especially for it's time but for what it was, it was good.
It was the peak of Rare with experience of making games on the hardware and since Banjo it was just Kinect bullshit for years, Sea of Thieves has been their only good game since.
Which is a pretty popular game right now because of how unique it is. I'm a fan of that style, not sure what to call it, I don't play sea of thieves but I think it's neat.
Kameo is also very under rated, It's once again nothing to write home about but for what it is, it's a solid adventure action whatever, better than most i've played.
Anyone that says it's bad would also probably say playing crash bandicoot is bad, just not a fun game.
If you suck at platforming puzzles maybe idk , not for everyone I guess but that doesn't make it bad
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2023-05-15 at 6:44 AM UTC in When did you first feel like an adult?
Originally posted by Kafka How old were you?
that was Grade 5 and 6 so anywhere from 10-12
Too much shit was going on at the time and I didn't pay attention to a lot of it mostly because everyone annoyed me, I hung out at my grandmas a lot and I have a weird memory of trying to start an operation buying/selling and cleaning hamster cages and accessories because I had a garage full and knew lots of ppl with hamsters so people asked me for help and usually at the end of it all the kids mom would hand me a $20, before I even set the prices for anything or knew what I was doing, so that was cool.
Originally posted by Kafka I saw myself living alone in the countryside writing novels but my dad burned down that house.
I did burn down a house and exploded it, as an adult. I think its a myth that kids will burn down a house, WITH WHAT?? I ate pop tarts, cereal, sandwiches, kraft dinner, I wasn't that much of a retard.
But as an adult yes I just have my 50 kilogram jug of paint thinner here and then smoke a cigarette and leave my george foreman oven on and next thing you know Bobby has to come in with the fire extinguisher because his dad wants him to PROTECT THE HOUSE
but when you're an adult you are usually the reason it burns down lolThe extension cord which the chandlers were using ran through the bathroom doorway, and every time the door was opened/closed, it wore off some of the plastic coating/insulation on the cord. Finally, overloaded and striped of its protective insulation, the cord sparked and started the fire. The fire wasn't electrical, it was a horde fire. If the fire had been electrical, the power would have been shut off much sooner than it actually was. If it hadn't been for that stupid bitch Barb's hording, and the general negligence/stupidity of the Chandlers, the fire never would have happened. All of Barb's shit she bought from goodwill over the years ended up burning down her family's home. It says something that it took the fire department about an hour and a half to put the fire out.
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2023-05-15 at 6:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-05-15 at 6:20 AM UTC in When did you first feel like an adult?My parent's couldn't afford daycare basically and I think I said "lol I know how to make food and wake up and stuff" so i think they trusted me with a bunch of of money to not start a fire. I wasn't abandoned and my friend lived in the neighborhood,
I have no idea what my parents were doing at this time but I barely noticed they were gone because the last years in that house were wacky, so I just did my own thing.
I thought they were annoying, constantly being emotional because their high standard of living 90s living easy gravy chain all crashing and burning around them and losing a decade of progress, like having your family die in a car accident on christmas eve, except it was their financial stability.
it was weird they would try to half heartedly drag me into it so I can take part of the fractionalism, but I would just default to the christian "Honor thy parents" while all these adults yelled at each other over the dramas.
I remember playing with the BLEEP BLORP COMPUTER one time, which had no internet and I gained +1 skill in pirating data when I realized you could stick a music CD in a computer and my parents had like a gorillion CD/s and cassettes because they were high riding 90s with a surround sound hi-fi
Also windows XP pinball. It definitely felt like a sleek professional advanced capability machine beyond my understanding. I was convinced you could use a radio telephone or something setting swap trick in the computer to make it turn on internet SO I COULD LOOK AT BOOBS
There would be no totse text files for me that christmas
My personal favorite was the briefcase, in a time before USB thumbsticks and I didn't have a CD burner,
Ah yes, the future.
(my view of myself in the future, as a child, working for video games some day)
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2023-05-15 at 6:01 AM UTC in When did you first feel like an adult?I used to stay home alone a lot so it was normal to me but one year, i remember it was winter time and I pretty much was alone all winter but had lots of supplies, I just copied my parents morning mode, I would make coffee and chug it all morning and turn on the morning news with the financial report and the coffee would make me feel REALLY AWAKE and there was like another hour before I had to go to school
so I would play video games or jack off and be all fucked up on caffeine , then I would basically do what I do now. SOmetimes I rode my bike to school which was several km away (I wouldn't be able to piss around for an hour at home though and watch cartoons and stuff) Sometimes my friends mom would pick me up and i would chill with him in the morning.
Everyone was really concerned I had no support structures so I was told to go to cerain places and check in with people. I just ran around playing video games being a retard basically, I struggle to remember a lot of the details as my life was very chaotic, I think I might have even taken my bike to the grocery store to get groceries.
I have been more or less in that mode ever since and looking back on it now I really had a lack of structure, good education, motivation or enthusiasm for anything.
Send your kids to boearding school folks -
2023-05-15 at 4:37 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Nothing worse than going to a dollies house and he bring a big guy in and says AIGJT UO YO GOT THAT CHEESE THAT PAPER
and then he counts it, goes into a back room while the other guy stands watch , as guard presumably and 16 minutes later the guy emerges, with your money. Puts it in your pocket and then says "Alright yo, put your shoes on we going for a walk"
And doesn't even say where so now you think this is a robbery and they do the classic meet me next to the hot dog. But then come back 20 minutes later with your weed and say "hit me up if you ever need dat hookup again"
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2023-05-15 at 4:35 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
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2023-05-15 at 4:02 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?Therer is a certain part in this album an in-between song skit you know the skits they do in rap albums
well they got cheeck and chong to do it for this album and nobody ever isolated it UNTIL NOW
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2023-05-15 at 4 AM UTC in what would you guys rsther play or purchase
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2023-05-15 at 3:54 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by mmQ I'm the ideal weed purchaser. No bullshit no hey want to smoke a bowl with me want to hang around and chat? nah. got want I want? here you go. thanks. bye.
I think I stole a lot of people's business because I was the only one doing that. I had the double model, triple if you count delivery.
Actually my main hash/oil guy who also grew was kinda like me , we both got into BHO and shatter in 2011~ish and shared research.
Most people weren't cool though
People hung out at my place to hang out with their friends who were also there. They would say "should we go dude? Isn't this sketchy?" Having 20 people in 1 apartment, so we had to keep everyone moving until the point where people smoking weed on the bench outside can yell at me on my balcony to let someone in
But he doesn't even have to come in the building. Nobody ever waited because they had to basically. -
2023-05-15 at 3:29 AM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
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2023-05-15 at 3:28 AM UTC in What strain are you smoking right nowIt's not even listed for sale on 7g amounts, pretty sure my LCS local cannabis store got a test release run
It's their best blend yet
found a picture
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOCS/comments/139skf3/shred_dessert_storm_7g_208_18_02_23/
it feels like smoking a cactus, sugar cane, cocoa and something else with some radscorpion venom. Fuck the ocean we will conquer the desert 🏜️
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2023-05-15 at 3:09 AM UTC in Good posture Chads thread
Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 We need more threads like this, fuys. Now I gotta gtfo cause I'm slouching like a piece of shit
Word
I can maintain a straight if I use pillow and sit up right and I gotta do spooky, but if I get lazy or sloppy next thing you know I am at all kinds of wacky angles
It's not ideal but I don't remember life ever being ideal either. PC gaming is always such a thing like OH MY DAUGHTER IS BRINGING HER PC TO LIVE WITH ME
like okay so she's moving in. Something about a girl with a computer tower really stirs my loins folks -
2023-05-15 at 2:58 AM UTC in hey scromI don't know anything about any of that hardware
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2023-05-15 at 2:57 AM UTC in Hey wariatYeah im competing with these guys I think
But why would you want people on a forum about gaming , how do you make money from that, that sounds gay > I want money , not to moderate a forum and sell subscriptions for premium features -
2023-05-15 at 2:55 AM UTC in when you have anal sexnot if they move the fucking ass bitch come on in the dick. move it and fuck the dick with the 16 yr old ass.
