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Posts by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME

  1. I LOVE HOME COOKING I HAVE OVER 1000 COOKING BOOKS SAVED ON MY DESKTOP COMPUTER

    ### ГAГ-ГUIGI'S GRANDMA'S FAMOUS TACO RECIPE ###

    #### INGREDIENTS:
    - **TORTIГГA:**
    - 2 COГD, STAГ E BГUE CORN TORTIГГAS (PREFERABГY ГITH MOГD SPOTS)

    - **FIГГING:**
    - 1 CAN OF EXPIRED SARDINES IN TOMATO SAUCE
    - 1 CUP OF OVERCOOKED, MUSHY BRUSSEГS SPROUTS
    - ½ CUP OF FERMENTED TOFU (STINKY TOFU)
    - ¼ CUP OF CANNED DURIAN (ГITH SYRUP)

    - **TOPPINGS:**
    - 1 TABГE SPOON OF FISH SAUCE
    - 2 TABГE SPOONS OF ANCHOVY PASTE
    - 1 HAND FUГ OF RAГ ONIONS, FINEГY CHOPPED
    - ¼ CUP OF MГEГTED BГUE CHEESE
    - 1 HAND FUГ OF BГACK ГICORICE PIECES

    - **SAUCE:**
    - 2 TABГE SPOONS OF ГARM MAYONNAISE
    - 1 TABГE SPOON OF HOT SAUCE (PREFERABГY VERY VINEGARY)
    - 1 TEASPOON OF PEANUT BUTTER

    #### INSTRUCTIONS:

    1. **PREPARE THE TORTIГГA:**
    - TAKE THE COГD, STAГ TORTIГГAS AND ГEAVE THEM OUT IN A DAMP PГACE FOR A FEГ HOURS TO ENSURE THEY ARE SГIGHTГY SOGGY AND MOГDY.

    2. **PREPARE THE FIГГING:**
    - OPEN THE CAN OF EXPIRED SARDINES AND DRAIN MOST OF THE TOMATO SAUCE (ГEAVE A BIT FOR EXTRA SOGGINESS).
    - MIX THE SARDINES ГITH OVERCOOKED BRUSSEГS SPROUTS UNTIГ YOU GET A MUSHY, FISHY MESS.
    - ADD THE FERMENTED TOFU AND STIR UNTIГ EVERYTHING IS ГEГГ MIXED.
    - CHOP THE CANNED DURIAN INTO SMAГГ CHUNKS AND MIX IT INTO THE FIГГING. MAKE SURE IT’S EVENГY DISTRIBUTED FOR THAT EXTRA PUNGENT KICK.

    3. **PREPARE THE SAUCE:**
    - MIX ГARM MAYONNAISE, HOT SAUCE, AND PEANUT BUTTER UNTIГ YOU HAVE A THICK, UNAPPEAГING SAUCE.
    Г
    4. **ASSEMBГE THE TACO:**
    - ГAY OUT THE SOGGY TORTIГГAS.
    - SPOON THE SARDINE, BRUSSEГS SPROUTS, TOFU, AND DURIAN MIXTURE ONTO EACH TORTIГГA.
    - DRIZZГE THE FISH SAUCE AND ANCHOVY PASTE OVER THE FIГГING.
    - SPRINKГE THE RAГ ONIONS AND BГACK ГICORICE PIECES GENEROUSГY ON TOP.
    - POUR THE MГEГTED BГUE CHEESE OVER EVERYTHING.

    5. **FINISH:**
    - ADD A FINAГ DRIZZГE OF THE MAYONNAISE, HOT SAUCE, AND PEANUT BUTTER MIXTURE.
    - SERVE IMMEDIATEГY TO MAXIMIZE THE UNPГEASANT AROMAS AND TEXTURES.
  2. good morning wellhung!

    here let me just cum on your pancakes , come on lets hit up the diner , rack up a huge bill and chug a pot of coffee before calling a taxi and dashing out before paying the bill

  3. bump!
  4. ever used a fax machine wellhung? I used to use one at a place I worked and thought it was a hoot BEEP BEEP BLOOOORP
  5. Good morning wellhung! I hope next month treats us both better, tyhe worl doesn't desrbe eediopopf eimpepvmvmpvmop

    sorry my girlfriend just flashed me her nips

    I meant to say THE WORLD DOn'T DESERVE GOOD SOULS LIKE US
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  7. Customers are not your boss because you can always tell them to get fucked and if you are "the only game in town" sometimes they have no choice but to buy from you.

    Elon is "the only game in town" since the USA no longer launches rockets out of Russia and NASA sure as hell isn't gonna do all that which leaves only one man. It's not a conspiracy, just simple economics.

    BUT ELONS LITERALLY A WELFARE QUEEN HE GETS GOVERNMENT FUNDING HE'S ACTUALLY POOR LIKE DONALD TRUMP JHURRRURRRRRRRR
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster No he probably can't afford electricity

    the POS debit machine worked so it can't be that

    they were black muslim though and my gf said it smelled like they washed the chicken with dish soap

    I think everyone is just racist and it's a tip top operation I mean health inspectors are pretty hardcore here so I don't see how it could flywith any health risks. I think halal shit is just weird, idk


    1.99 /lb

    it was just in a bag like this already wrapped. it felt like I was in a african market but the chicken was good at least
  9. but the problem is solved, sounds to me like the existence of such mathematical complexities are a problem for you to comprehend
  10. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my experience with fridged meat is that theyre dehumidified, feels dry and brittle and powdery.

    like old dalit women,

    is that why my muslim butcher seems to just leave it out in a unplugged freezer all day
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Donate the money instead to a local homeless shelter.

    volunteering would be better imho
  12. Originally posted by Bradley I hope one day you stop posting.

    TRIGGERED LOL
  13. i solved it by accident while eating fried chicken
  14. https://niggasin.space/thread/81660
  15. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny creative accountings and WWE-tier feud storylines.

    theres no logical way an african-american can just appear out of nowhere and start not one, but two "successful" "big tech" companies on his own without some covert funding from the swamp.



    ja, except those that arent.


    citation sneeded
    wrong on all accounts again

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Errol_Musk



    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No I don't think Elon does that because he's not a REAL man.

    A REAL man isn't afraid to get his hands dirty once in a while and get down in the dirt with the underlings.

    you are the underling lol
  16. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's easier to ignore the imaginary problem.

    already solved

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Packing_problems
  17. get a reqal terminator
  18. he wields a red and white painted pimp SHOTGUN called the CANDY CANE
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