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2020-04-22 at 11:54 PM UTC in Very Timberlake,When the cats come out, the bats come out to play..
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2020-04-21 at 2:39 PM UTC in Have you ever shit your pants?
Originally posted by stl1 Just wait until you get to age 50 and you get a colonoscopy. They make you take stuff to clean your digestive tract. I guarantee you will shit your pants. I will be buying diapers before I do that again. There's nothing like shitting your brains out all day long and feeling secure to go to bed because there couldn't possibly be anything left only to wake up in a pile of shit.
Well, I'm let's just say, well over 60, and I'm sorry you had to go through that, as nothing in any hospital's fun I've discovered. I'm waiting though, there's gotta be something on the horizon eventually that's gonna be a blast to get everyone to wanna go.... My hernia was kinda...........well, let's just say... bad... but fun compared to other's stuff they are going through, yeah, that's it. If I wasn't in the shape I'm in, It would have been brutal.
I worry about everyone that goes into those places, as so many or not coming out (before Corona) with that super-staph sepsis-shit. It took many of my family, and more friends than I can count. And.... it's not stopping. People make more mistakes than were made at Pearl Harbor when dealing with it, and all it takes is one fuck-up now and they have it. what-with all this going on now, with Corona, I bet that shit's taking so many on top of Corona, it's ludicrous. We, so far, are the lucky ones. -
2020-04-21 at 2:13 PM UTC in Have you ever shit your pants?
Originally posted by stl1 Now that's some funny shit! How's the car?
No stains! pant's didn't fare so well... a little bit of "coolness" touching me all day at work.... and that...faint... "scent" of buttquee, and the puzzled look on other's faces, like, damn, should I ask him? I think I know what it is... yep, fucker shit his pants.... gotta be. -
2020-04-21 at 1:26 AM UTC in Have you ever shit your pants?
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2020-04-20 at 11:41 PM UTC in Nigger with bat shot to death in walmart
Originally posted by stl1 May I practice on you?
well................................ anyone can try. When you come by, un-announced, as that's what humans do nowadays, wear your body bag like a little cape though... and If you end up murdering this body, I'm worth less than nothing anyway and was supposed to die a very long time ago, so many times over, so put me in a dumpster or landfill and we're good.
Think about that for a minute.... I'm still here. 1 in a billion odds in Siberia, just outside of Novosibirsk, all the way to Irkutsk. It's a very long way... See, I'm less than worthless. I KNOW THIS!...
AND YOU,,,ARE WORTH SOMETHING everything to you, right?...
When you come to kill this body, you come to murder it...SKIN IT ALIVE, cut it up on every joint, cauterizing it to keep it alive, ripping the insides out except for heart and lungs, then burning it alive, and burying it alive, I want to feel it all. period.
There's a good reason for it. trust me. I'm more of a monster than you'll ever know.
You make sure it's done. I never joke about this. I have way too much rage. I'm actually made of it. If you're good, you'll find me, and maybe.... you'll win. you can cheat too. High powered rifle maybe, from a long way off, but I'm in a good position for that. It seems like everyone does that. I prepared for much I might have left something out, but I don't know what.......do it.... and make your ego bigger if that is what you're about.
also, fighting's for professionals, I respect that... or for little cowards with egos that need notches on their ivory. I don't respect that. Don't come to me to fight. -
2020-04-20 at 11:30 PM UTC in Have you ever shit your pants?It's been awhile... quite awhile, since Agra, India... but ....................................today.... I thought it was just a fart.... sonufafuckinpenisassbuttlickinpoohole!!!!! it was a full blown howitzer. I got my boss to stop, and he took his sweet time getting off the road, but yup... I had a half a roll that I keep in emergencies.... I tore off into the cactus fields which was my only cover, and people were lookin at mee, in the cars going by and laughin their ass off......by the time i finished cleaning, I had an eighth of a roll left! there was toilet paper blowing everywhere in a 30 mph wind... I saw some blow with poo stains at least a quarter mile.... shitshitdickfuckpisspoo!!!! I was smokin mad.... cause I still had a full dickdickfuckpiss shitshit day of work to go!!! fuuuuuuccckkkk!!!!!
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2020-04-20 at 2:05 PM UTC in Nigger with bat shot to death in walmartGranted on this, I stand corrected, in some circumstances, maybe all of them. I have just seen a lot of shootings, and seen what they sometimes are capable of, and sometimes not. I've held a lot of wounds closed from such gun shots before ambulances got there, and yes, in one case, I saw a limb shot....mostly off, held together by a skin thread, in a shoot-out near Iberville projects. Tons of blood lost, but he lived. Sometimes though, people get shot in non-threatening places and never come out. one of my friends died from a bloodclot formed near the wound. Shocked everyone the next day. The world's a little darker because he's not around. We all thought he was gonna be the next Arron Neville. Too damn talented for this world.
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2020-04-20 at 5:26 AM UTC in This is the greatest song ever madelafuckingmao!!!
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2020-04-20 at 5:21 AM UTC in Quotes
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2020-04-20 at 5:18 AM UTC in This is the greatest song ever madeaww fuck... that shit's stuck in my head now.... fuuuuuuuck!!!!
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2020-04-20 at 5:14 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?
Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Hello my friend. I hope you are well
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I'm always well, fubar, but above ground, and thankful. I hope all is stellar with you my friend, When ya comin stateside? I miss the desert overseas,(more West Africa, but still love the middle and far east) but I live in one now here in NM. so that's something good.... -
2020-04-20 at 4:58 AM UTC in Nigger with bat shot to death in walmart
Originally posted by Splam No. You don't pull a gun unless you're prepared to use it. Else the courts will give the cop shit. Why did you use lethal force to wound him? Because you're not supposed to use lethal force unless your life it at stake, you're supposed to shoot to kill always. Yes I know it's stupid but it's how it works.
I'm the only "white looking" (half Norse, half Senegalese) entity in my neighborhood in Nola. Many of my neighbors and friends are hassled and or shot three times more than any entitled white fools. I'm tired of this shit. I saw it daily. It would be worth a life to get "hassled" a bit in court for me. Not talking anyone else, just me. i'm worth less than nothing, so it's no loss what happens to me. I have too much rage to live, and I'm far too fucking mean to die. that's why they call me " D- "
Other lives would have to be at stake I guess. I wouldn't be using deadly force otherwise. There were metal poles there. I would use those against the bat probably.....and win. (laughing) -
2020-04-20 at 4:35 AM UTC in What type of women are you most attracted to?Attracted? no. I'm beyond those times. I'm so ancient, I had to stand on the sun to wait for the earth to cool so I could stand on it. I was all excited about one celled animals, when they appeared, because our sexual organs matched, and those amoebas are fucking hot! ahhh those were the days....
(present time, 1 billion years later than one celled organisms first appearance)
I do admire........... though.... Brains that work on the fly, with multi-tasking abilities, inner strength, and one that tells me where I need to be to do the most damage on a battle field, no matter what galaxy..... A woman strong enough to lift up their enemies and impale them on a giant prickly pear cactus, and eat their face off at her leisure, and gets excited when they squirm. The gundimalli are such women, but they are close to 12 ft long, and they aren't fond of inanimate objects like me. -
2020-04-20 at 4:19 AM UTC in What do you guys think?I like the "Escher" effect. And the expression on the big robot is priceless. If you've accomplished what you set out to do, then the only one who can tell you what improvements to make is you. Otherwise, it leads your eyes into the picture well, your positive and negative space are balanced, and your 3D quality with the bottom coming out of the frame enhances more dimension and compliments your subject matter inside the "silver surfer" bubble.
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2020-04-20 at 4:01 AM UTC in QuotesAs we drift like schooners in the night mist over the dark waters of time, carrying our life's cargo of knowledge in foundering seas, we only begin to know ourselves, let alone others, so we must appreciate safe harbor and the libraries in us all, and respect all souls, from the ant to the whale, for none are better or worse, just different....It's pride and prejudice that sets hierarchies, correctable, No. But salvageable, yes, lo' the tempest still looms....
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2020-04-20 at 3:48 AM UTC in AS THE NIS WORLD TURNS - rewind additionhmm.... Well, i'm too fucking hideous in any and every dimension. I have an IQ of minus 2, I lick the short bus and drive the windows, a 100 miles around a single block and the neighbors are concerned, but not worried....
The women call me "the wonders of micro-biology" for obvious raisins, and my tongue is dyslexic, and doesn't work either, timing's all off... so.... I know who's NOT fucking... besides, I have Nuclear flavored black plague sprinkled, Ebola muffins for a body..
And, my street name is ...... D- -
2020-04-20 at 3:29 AM UTC in What puts you in a good moodWorld Travel..... looks like it'll be awhile though.
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2020-04-20 at 3:15 AM UTC in what u having for supper?Damn! I so miss Twice Baked potatoes! They were HUGE and covered with hot spices and cheese at Verdi Mart on Royal St. 24 hrs of heaven, closed and boarded up... The whole French Quarter's boarded up! I'm in New Mexico's high desert now, but I miss Verdi Mart, New Orleans....
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2020-04-20 at 3:10 AM UTC in Nigger with bat shot to death in walmart
Originally posted by Fox Yeah they should not give cops guns and just teach them Kung fu instead
Trust me. Guns are needed. I live in the 7th ward in New Orleans, Treme', and there's shootings everyday... We all dodge bullets, neighbors and cops alike at sometime or another. Some are good cops and some are filthy cops, but most in a time of need, do their job, and attempt to keep the bullets flying away from the neighbors. Many die doing this. We have many a funeral. Especially this year! Wushu should be a pre-requisite though, absolutely... Too many out of shape cops -
2020-04-20 at 2:51 AM UTC in I want to live in America so badlyI live in the world. I would fight for the world. NEVER a gov't. I'll fight for the workers of all nations, everywhere on all countries. I've visited many, yes, including China and Russia. They ALL sit around and have a beer at the end of the day after a good day's work. That's who this world REALLY is. I've worked with them, handing bags of cement up a scaffold in Hong Kong, or help fixing a tractor tire in Irkutsk, or pushing a car 5 kilometers in the outskirts of Chennai.
All the gov'ts lie,.... they lie to us, they lie our women and men in our armed forces, in all countries, they betray the allies that help us, and help the enemies destroy those allies, and have been doing this all through history since pre-pyramidal Egypt.., or when-ever it suits their needs. Those soldiers, They'll never know, because they'll be dead... and we'll be rich!!!! Cover up cover up.....
Sure you can trust your government, just ask ... a Native American, Black person, or Mexican... Or soldier.... or the many colors of motherfuckers of all races who fight with them.... they'll all tell you about church and state.... and the fubars within....
But workers don't lie. THEY CAN'T AFFORD TO! . Especially all the workers in EVERY COUNTRY fighting this virus/plague on the front lines. The ones in this country with pitiful medical supplies. The ones in china that have been snuffed out for telling THE REAL NEWS... Not the fake gov't news...(of ALL nations) money, greed and power are all they care about....NOT US!!!! I care about the world and it's workers. they's the bomb!!! period. *Raises a badass motherfuckin glass of jet fuel* not the damn greedy scared, cowardly gov'ts!!!
How many of you would just once! just one fucking time, see our "commanders in chiefs" on the front lines, or yet, fighting another commander in chief in a ring or stadium to avoid a war! Such a small price to pay really... for all those lives? yes?