Posts by Firekrochfatty

1. 2020-05-10 at 8:53 PM UTC in Caving videos scare the shit out of me.
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   If just one rock shifts... just a little...
2. 2020-05-10 at 8:38 PM UTC in BIG APE
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   you rang?
3. 2020-05-10 at 4:29 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
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   Look up casein, an ingredient in the cheese. It can cause a multitude of heath issues. js. It's good actually for anyone to know about that stuff. I now keep my cheese to a minimum. I still crave a great pizza, but I used to have cheese with every meal. I feel infinitely better without it.
4. 2020-05-10 at 4:15 PM UTC in storage
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   Originally posted by WellHung shut up, whore.

   
   Ahhhh, it's Hometown... I hope you're doin alright man. And, hell, it's dry in this desolate desert, and I'd pay to be a whore. If an ugly, nasty, extremely stupid, musclebound viking-looking piece of shit could be that, but alas, no. nobody for miles, for years to come.
   
   I recognize your writing prose. you've always been "direct", lol.
5. 2020-05-10 at 3:38 PM UTC in storage
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   lmao!. no, they call me, "the wonders of microbiology".
6. 2020-05-10 at 3:34 PM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
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   hmmmm.
7. 2020-05-10 at 3:31 PM UTC in storage
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   I pay a thousand in storage each month, because I work everyfucking-where, and can't get the time to get the stuff outa there... I'll be so happy when I can get at least even one empty. It's like havin a small mansion in local taxes.
8. 2020-05-09 at 10:58 PM UTC in Fishing Thread
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   Nothin like fishin some structure off a point right where the drop-off is and the weed bed begins and catchin a huge Walleye, when you're expecting a Pike. Din-din time.
9. 2020-05-09 at 10:54 PM UTC in Fishing Thread
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   No shit.... the Musky up there won't have it... Those monsters'll take that shit right off your desk and swim away with it.
10. 2020-05-09 at 10:48 PM UTC in Fishing Thread
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    I'm glad they started making No. 6 Panther Martins a few years ago, for the larger river fish, mainly German Browns, and the occasional Steelhead.
11. 2020-05-09 at 10:03 PM UTC in EVERYONE PUT ITV ON QUICK!!
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls ILL SHIT ON UR FACE IF U DNT PUT ITV ON

    
    roflmao....
12. 2020-05-08 at 7:14 AM UTC in What y'all reading?
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    Car manual
    
    consumer Report
    
    History of Western Civilization, Byzantine section, by David Talbot Rice
    
    NOAA Graphs for the last ten years.
13. 2020-05-07 at 4:20 AM UTC in Economic recovery in uncharted waters
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    dat's summmfunniyshit
14. 2020-05-07 at 3:04 AM UTC in Economic recovery in uncharted waters
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    Originally posted by Sudo I've never had any debt my whole life but every time I go to prison I have to default because I literally cannot pay previous bills because I dont have access to phones and account numbers and that stuff so I literally had a credit card go into default over a dollar something. I lost the bank account over it and when I reopened one with the same bank they took 17 interest payments of a penny to a nickle and probably sent a ton of harshly worded letters to an old address over it.
    
    Then I get out and have to try to figure out who I might owe money to which things like credit karma have made easier. That's the part of prison NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT. THE DEBT DEFAULTING. I shoulda listened Mama

    
    This is your fresh canvas. I know you're gonna use it wisely, from all you've learned.
    
    The fact that you mentioned you Mom, means that you're listening to her now.
15. 2020-05-07 at 2:57 AM UTC in Economic recovery in uncharted waters
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    Originally posted by Erekshun I paid cash for my new bike. Fuck the system.

    
    Bet you didn't wanna get off of it today either. Congrats on the new Scoot man.
16. 2020-05-07 at 2:52 AM UTC in My friend when I was 15 got raped
    Firekrochfatty African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Misguided Russian By Russian understanding you deserve punishment for leaving your own dude behind.
    
    Zero spine, zero brotherhood, zero manliness. Lower than a rat, lower than the dirt from underneath the fingernails, lower than the dirt from the bottom of the shoe soles.
    
    But again you are just another American homosexual who himself has taken dick up the ass; another retard with an American brain.
    
    May nothing but slow death and torment come to you.
    
    P.S. your retard friend is most likely just as retarded and deserves all the misfortune that he receives.

    
    Zdravstvuy, you don't seem misguided at all, spasibo.... excellent English as well.
17. 2020-05-07 at 2:21 AM UTC in Economic recovery in uncharted waters
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    You are a very rare individual indeed Mr. C...... I wish A thousand times that I had made better decisions. I make better ones now I guess. Things I did with thought, I pay cash for any vehicle, and I'm not in debt. and also, I saved the entire globe by not having any kids.
    
    NEVER lend money to your friends. I helped many in better times, to the tune of $120,000,00 to this day. I could use that now.
    
    I heard one that thought I couldn't hear. he didn't know I was on the other side of the garage working: aaaaaah he don't need it back, he's not hurting. I'll pay him when I'm damn good and ready.
    
    I had given him 10 grand, 6 months previous. He then needed it for his flat nose and missing ear. Never saw him again.
18. 2020-05-07 at 1:40 AM UTC in I have a leopard skin duvet
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    Duvet.... is that a disease? or something to eat?
19. 2020-05-07 at 1:33 AM UTC in Made Chicago-style deepdick yestoday
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    Sudo, looks like it might be an awesome business endeavor... I can see the sign actually. perfect name!
    
    
    
    I'ma try both Lou Malnati's and Giordano's When I get back up there in a year to visit... can't go wrong with any pizza place in Chi Town.
    
    I worked at the Bella Inn on Rt. 12 out near Zurich in the late 60's. Damn good pizza there too. Hackney's was next door at the time. Don't have a clue what they cooked.
    
    I miss Stashes hot dogs too. Thick with pop skin. badass Chi dog! Tastee freeze on the corner...
    
    I lived on LaSalle/Division. I could see old Cabrini from my window. ... Then I had to move to Fort Sheridan.
    
    I went back and it was all changed. Early 60's seems surreal now
20. 2020-05-06 at 9:33 PM UTC in A psychological study of Futureman, the Imagined.
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    I think you're stunning, at any age my friend. The said fact is coming from a monster, yes, but most smart humans have always feared what goes bump in the night. The dumb ones become brisket.