2022-02-04 at 3:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I find they're better for Anti inflammatory pain but don't really get a buzz. I'm a filthy junkie though and I just want to be comfortably numb. I have a very addictive personality. I'm glad I was never hard into Fentanyl because it has no "legs" and only lasts a short amount of time. I could see right away how people overdose so frequently off it, you do one dose then keep chasing as it leaves your system. Injecting would be Russian Roulette on a good day. The whole pharma system is designed to keep you dependent on it. Healthy people don't pay the bills. SWIM discovered a loophole in the system which may have just been using two provider to provide 60 and 70% of some coverage so he was able to exploit it for a few measely thousand dollars over a year when he was alot healthier than he is now. Don't even feel bad should probably do it again
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
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2022-02-04 at 3:21 AM UTC
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2022-02-04 at 3:30 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
I'm just quoting this post to see what it looks like framed because I really feel the need to hang it somewhere prominently like above a doorway similar to mistletoe where people can kiss each other under and maybe have some accidental physical mishap like bonking heads during kissing or wrapping the muzzletoe into a noose so your family finds you hanging with your dick out on christmas morning which was listed as an unlikely way to die with extensive coverage Asa final gift of a payout to your family from this shitty cynical health care system homie
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2022-02-04 at 3:32 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
A parasite in paradise
These 4 words feel very eminemy
A parasite in paradise
I analyze your parents' heights
Celcius or farenheits
I hate degrees I hate my life
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2022-02-04 at 3:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
I'm just quoting this post to see what it looks like framed because I really feel the need to hang it somewhere prominently like above a doorway similar to mistletoe where people can kiss each other under and maybe have some accidental physical mishap like bonking heads during kissing or wrapping the muzzletoe into a noose so your family finds you hanging with your dick out on christmas morning which was listed as an unlikely way to die with extensive coverage Asa final gift of a payout to your family from this shitty cynical health care system homie
Yeah it's for sure the new live laugh love of the 2020s, I was hoping someone might just make into the 21st century fox movie logo and make a big statue of it to replace the Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro
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2022-02-04 at 3:45 AM UTC
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I can't believe that caterpillar needed tramadol after you blew his legs off with a firecracker (I mean SWIY was just "near the location of it going down") so you nursed the LEGSLESS caterpillar back to peak strength and PIGGLY WIGGLY THE DESTROYER became a renowned professional cage fighter despite having no legs, only to overdose on fentanyl under a hotel bed.
That was such a powerful story I would probably hire some people to pretend to be people during that period interpreting that period of your life based on how you interpreted it and maybe we can sell it to people that will help pay for our medical bills
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2022-02-04 at 3:46 AM UTC
That circle of life though.
2022-02-04 at 3:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
It blows my mind that free health care (or rather semi free) health care is a divisive issue in countries without it. If you don't think we all deserve free health care from the state then you don't deserve it and will probably die early anyway from eating tide pods or something
It's really retarded that the argument against universal healthcare is how much more other countries pay in taxes, but not considering how much we pay in premiums, deductibles, and prescription costs. Fucking cucked because SOCIALISM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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2022-02-04 at 3:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ
Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).
Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.
i actually used to poach around krivitz in the nicolet national forest
they called me 'brad' up in them parts
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2022-02-04 at 3:50 AM UTC
I haven't been to the doctor hospital in at least a year and the last time I went was when I had a weird back pain for a few days and literally had to crawl around my place like a caterpillar because it was too painful to stand up. I was kinda scared that's how I was gonna be for the rest of my life but they gave me some shit tier muscle relaxers and I was fine the next day.
If I get this hospital job I'm gonna gain access to the medicine cabinet and open up my own bootleg medicine shoppe out of my apartment balcony.
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Yeah I went fishing with Lenny Kravitz at Caterpillar Creek, WI and afterwards we played PIGGLY WIGGLY in his hotel room. The next day I went to the hospital for a rap3 kit and it cost me $14000.
Fucking Greedy Hebrews making money off my suffering why doesn't somebody do something about this?
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I was 22 years old bro. ur a baby adults pass around
2022-02-04 at 4:10 AM UTC
well ya dude its the fucking woods
2022-02-04 at 4:11 AM UTC
a wise native american shaman told me if you stop being a bitch about the horse flies they'll get bored of you and move around
