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2022-03-11 at 8:41 PM UTC in My MemoirsI like peri peri chicken. I wonder if it's made from periwinkles
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2022-03-11 at 8:38 PM UTC in Harming womenI had a woman call me a "G-bomb" (Canadian prison slang) and it triggered me so badly I saw red and if I hadn't have been driving I would probably have punched her head in, but instead I breathed and counted and did those stupid things they probably teach you in anger management class and I got through it.
Another time a girl was hitting me so I pulled her hair down and was considering putting her in a headlock thing just to make her calm down but instead she kicked me in the nuts and ran out the apartment without any shoes
What do you call those doors inside houses that are glass and usually open to the living room? I was fighting with a girl once and she was swinging at me so I grabbed her hair and threaded it over the door jamb and quickly closed them and held onto the handle so I was on one side and she was stuck with her hair in the door on the other. Would have been hilarious to watch. Eventually I let her go and she was still very angry and nothing was gained. If it was my residence she would have smashed the door/glass but it wasn't and i guess she had enough sense
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2022-03-10 at 8:07 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Donald Trump Imagine going to the gym and your girlfriend asking how many reps did you do, you do your muscles hurt? And if you say no she makes sure the rest of you hurts instead. This is what I need in a girl, but if I admit it they will think me weak.
I went to the gym today and listened to mother mother, scissor sisters tee grizzley and ynw Melly. I'm pretty sure if I told most females what I listen to to work out they'd tell me no matter how big I get ill still be a faggot -
2022-03-11 at 2:36 PM UTC in Are you guys into chicks
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2022-03-11 at 12:33 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentI'm dropping stepkid off at gaycare, then going to the grocery store, then going to my buddy's garage to get a tire changed so I'll smoke a bunch of weed there then go to a decelopers office and yell at the receptionist as to why he hasn't paid me yet when he said he would at the beginning of the month (and said he would next week a few days ago but I'm going to pretend I don't remember this). Then I'm gonna pick up my baby moms friend and go cheat on her with this other single mom who lives nearby. Or I might go with a buddy on an out of town mission
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2022-03-10 at 5:57 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty'sDid yall nigs hear about the ex Canadian government official named sebastion something French who was spearheading the ransomware attacks on American hospitals and universities etc and just got 719 bitcoin seized worth 28M.
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2022-03-10 at 3:30 PM UTC in The next generation of Taliban resistanceI feel like Arabic is a good language to have to communicate there because if someone doesn't know Arabic you can accuse them of not being as studious a Muslim Scholar as you are
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2022-03-10 at 3:10 PM UTC in Harming women
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2022-03-10 at 2:15 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksI guess they'll have to use the Chinese knockoff "microsilk" instead of Microsoft. Russians are so unresourceful with computers too, What a tragedy.
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2022-03-10 at 12:47 PM UTC in The next generation of Taliban resistanceIf yall are autistically obsessed with failed states like I am you were probably disheartened to hear of the talibans rapidly taking over Afghanistan. Well I am here to tell you that a long shot candidate for an alternative warlord government has emerged
Basically Ahmad massouds son is leading the NRF (national resistance front) and the LION CUB OF PANSJIR is preparing to mount an offensive against the tallys in the spring. The taliban has started concentrating their air force in the valley now in preparation of taking them out.
Also dostrums son (father infamous for capturing John walker lindt in a fateful double cross) is preparing to enter Afghanistan to mount a well funded resistance. Will work in conjunction with the NRF and be attacking southward from the north. There are several other small tribal bands that are mounting offensives against the taliban but they will need more numbers, money and local support in order to be effective
The taliban is mounting house to house searches in an attempt to flush out resistance fighters but concentrating most of its efforts in eastern Afghanistan. The taliban is in thr process of trying to establish their state and give it legitimacy and these groups will be a thorn in their side.
Would have been alot cheaper and more effective to be funding them and getting them to work in tandem with the crooked afghan government of the last 20 years so they would have name recognition, integrity and entrenchment in institutions. Fucking greedy American pigs.
https://www.understandingwar.org/backgrounder/afghanistan-review-taliban-and-opposition-groups-prepare-new-spring-fighting-season -
2022-03-10 at 1:44 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanksNobody is talking about how Russian sanctions just push it farther into Beijings orbit, to beijings benefit.
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2022-03-10 at 3 AM UTC in Fona 3-9-2022I was pretty productive today. I hope I get as much done tomorrow and can lay the foundation for something good
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2022-03-08 at 9:20 PM UTC in Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?Nothing is coming up in obits so that's good.
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2022-03-07 at 3:38 AM UTC in Harassed irl
Originally posted by Kafka I can’t say all the details but this woman is sick in the head and how do I describe her husband, demonic? So the woman has been harassing me, I called the police and that didn’t stop her, they knew my dad died and still harassed me after right after, I was going to kill them but someone in a car stopped me. Screamed at her to stay the fuck away from me in front of witnesses, also told her next door neighbour about it for witnesses. So it pretty much stopped, then one day she smiled at me, so I scratched up her car. They got a new car and nothing has happened since.
Originally posted by Kafka No because I want them to suffer, not die. It’s the woman I want to hurt the most and I think the best way to do that is if something happened to her loved ones though.
Originally posted by Kafka I don’t think someone that sick can even love her husband. I won’t and can’t do any of this but the ideal scenario would be if her husband died (loss of financial support/isolation), to mutilate her and go after her daughter. Maybe recite some Edgar Allan Poe poem during the act so she’s scared.
1. Someone talked to Kafka which she construed as "harassment"
2. Kafka called the police on them, police did nothing, as they shouldn't
3. Kafka planned to kill these people but was stopped by witnesses
4. The person smiled at Kafka so she fucked up their car. There has been no contact since
5. Kafka still obsesses about these people and desires to torture them and their child while reading edger Allen poe for ambiance
I'm just trying to get this straight, is this the bare bones facts of the situation? -
2022-03-08 at 10:47 PM UTC in Where the fuck is Nil/Nile?
Originally posted by frala I mean he hadn’t posted in a while up until a couple days ago and I think it’s normal to worry bc of how posters disappear around here.
Speaking of…has anyone heard from Beige? I haven’t seen a new profile pop up.
Yeah it was the end of Jan the last time
I'm just gonna stop caring about people I can't help it tho I'm such a Pisces empath with BPD 😭😭😭 -
2022-03-09 at 2:17 PM UTC in Harming women
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2022-03-08 at 3:05 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Donald Trump https://tass.ru/mezhdunarodnaya-panorama/14000087
Zelensky basically said "OK" to Russia's demand for Crimea and LDPR, and basically called NATO backstabbers (which is what they are).
The war could be over tonight or it could go on 3 months. Neither would surprise me.
That scenario would be most beneficial for both sides at this time. I hope it happens. Source is suspect af and doesn't seem like much has been gained from the talks so far -
2022-03-08 at 4:12 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
Originally posted by Sudo They haven't taken control of "most of the major Eastern cities" at all. They haven't even finished taking mariupol which should have been a gimme. The Eastern cities aren't important in a strategic context either. Kharkiv is still under Ukranian control, same with dnipro. Kherson has been the biggest victory so far and that's in the south basically bordering Crimea. They're spreading forces thin and going after Odessa just to cut off the Ukrainian coast but that's when the rhetoric is going to ratchet up because the US owns the Odessa port.
Can't really keep comparing this conflict to Iraq for a ton of reasons I'm sure you are aware of. The 3 pronged advance has been a logistical nightmare. They barely took Sumy and have elected to go around some small, non strategic towns because they don't want to keep losing time, men and supplies. Even if the casuality tallies are inflated (which they are) just look at the dam maps and you'll see how badly this is going.
Russia attacked out of weakness. That much is obvious to absolutely everyone. The problem is its now exposed itself and made itself weaker. How long will it take the weak Russian economy to get back on track after this? They had 4 half decent economic years before plunging themselves back into isolation in the name of autistically trying to assert the geopolitical order of the soviet union. They could have worked in Ukraine to influence public support for Russia but instead they turned the world against themselves. Fucking stupid. Plus all the military blunders
Correction: Russia has captured 0 (zero) major eastern cities and hasn't even taken Sumy yet. They're trying to get the highway between luhansk and kharkiv but Ukraine launched a counter offensive a day or two ago which pushed them back
"Hey let's spread our troops as thin as rice paper and offer them no air support" I thought these niggas were supposed to be Chessmasters -
2022-03-08 at 7:10 PM UTC in Nonviolent Prison Survival TipsSpectral watched a prison documentary then thought he was qualified to offer advice.
This is a dumb thread but I'm triggered so I had to post 19 times in it -
2022-03-08 at 9:05 PM UTC in Nonviolent Prison Survival Tips