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Was actor the guy who invented the peeing in butts meme on zoklet? I Mandela effected him into it.
Nobody thinks Nelson Mandela died in jail either unless they're dumb as shit. It's funny because the name "Mandela effect" is a form of Mandela effect because now people believe that it's not a completely stupid and unreasonable thing to have once believed, that somehow a dead political prisoner ended apartheid and became a household name. Nobody even knows the name of the shopkeeper who set himself on fire and started the Arab spring. Stupid.
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At what point does a pizza cease to be a pizza after the removal or substitution of one of the three key ingredients (dough, tomato sauce and cheese) because there are so many variations now, cauliflower dough, vegan cheese, pesto etc. Im stoned and that's been the quandary I'm contemplating
what IS A PIZZA MAAAAAAN? fuck I'm hungry. I should have eaten some kf that haram ass pizza I just had access to
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
I'm not sure now you have me all confused.
Yea madam Albright was secretary of state which is foreign affairs aka war crimes in Africa and Sarajevo but janet reno was in charge of Waco and Emilio Gonzales
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
When you see all the fake news rags and all the radical left wing nutters and all the RINO dummies virtue-signaling about something, like Ukraine, you should automatically take the opposite position.
This encapsulates your "political views" remarkably succinctly (and also that of many people).
"I don't like the people on that side so I'm taking the opposite side whether or not it is correct, genuine or well meaning" This is literally the right wing equivalent of "orange man bad" you know that right?
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2022-03-23 at 11:49 AM UTC
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Green Tea
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I've been drinking a green tea with lemon ginger collagen for the last 2 weeks and I can eat sugar and spicey food now without gastrointestinal repercussions
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2022-03-22 at 1:35 AM UTC
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Here's why tatoos are stupid
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Originally posted by Bradley
Are these real and what would you estimate the cot of them to be to have a professional in a shop with an existing portfolio of doing portaits like this and this size?
In Juvie this kid had Only God Can Gudge Me and i thought it was the fuckin gfunniest thing cuz that G was so big they could never make it into a elievable J
another kid had MOBSTA stick pocked and he was so fat he had to wear red uniforms instead of blue liek all juveniles, I called him Cherry Tomata MOBSTA
When all my friendss were getting dumbass tattoos monthly I got 4 over the last 15 years. My mom wants me to get her name or MOM on me haha
My first pen bid this guy was doing cheap tattoos on weirdos and was kind of a bully. He made it from butter and one kid got MRSA and 2 others he drew dicks on. One was flame sleeves where one of the flames was clearly shaped like a penis. The other was a grim reaper where the reapers hood was hanging down like a dick in deaths face. The guy doing it turned out to be a rat and checked in when he got maxed. I saw him at a burger place once and stared at him while he was with some ugly girls and 17 kids. He didn't say Hi and I never liked him, guess he got into a different lyfestyle once his name was ruined. The guy he drew the grim reaper dick on became a born again Christian rapper who used to send me songs on my old Facebook. I'm gonna add him now fuck it
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2022-03-21 at 10:01 PM UTC
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White discrimination.
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Originally posted by Bradley
Do you wear Middle Eastern wardrobes in Ottawa or only practice the faith which I understand is also a cultural lifestyle entwined?
I dress like the white trash that I am.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
The Good, The Bad & The Noncery
Lock, stock and 2 polish nonces
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Buffy the Noncepire slayer?
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/zelensky-says-wwiii-assured-if-negotiations-putin-break-down
Zelensky says if Russia won't give into his demands WW3 will result.
This bizarre little apocalyptic midget jedi is literally coked out of his mind in his bunker ranting and raving about NATO, the holocaust, WW3, etc.
The brinksmanship he has advocated for is so dangerous. The worst thing is he knows this, and knows how terrible it would be for everyone. You can't say you'll fight til the last man and never surrender then advocate for bringing in other powers to shoot planes out of the sky.
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2022-03-18 at 6:54 PM UTC
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Here's why tatoos are stupid
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Darn, the only tattoos I can think of incorporate nazi symbols and the only city I can imagine living in is Mariupol
THANKS PUTIN
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I just read that a ring girls onlyfans made more than the highest paid fighter did from a fight. God Bless Humanity
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Originally posted by Kafka
Idk what that is and yeah that’s too much. Don’t drink and drive. It was just some random at the round about but he said he used to be a taxi driver
Did you get in the front or the back?
The only time I can recall accepting a ride from a complete stranger was when me and my baby mom were on the way to the hospital for her to get a C section and this minivan I got for the very purpose broke down at a busy section by a bus terminal and mall. Some random guy pulled up and asked if we needed a ride, not even knowing she was pregnant and drove us to the hospital. He said he was a helicopter pilot and I tried to talk helicopters with him but probably just sounded like a retard. He wouldn't accept any money but I threw a 50 in the back and my baby mom threw an additional 60-80 bucks in the back too. He said he lives close to where I live now that has my baby moms last name in the name of the town and I really hope I run into him someday. He was the type of person to make you want to hop in more vehicles with strangers
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I never knew water spiders PUMPED and SLAMMED so much (but I had my suspicions)
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Kafkas posts remind me of blinded by the light by the streets
I've had to much to drink to be driving with my knees and ans typing but ima be good. I was just at a pub that had a pit bull, a Rottweiler and an 18 month old baby running around and one of them puked.
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Originally posted by Kafka
Idk if I should go to this party tonight my friend is acting weird. I just woke up
How is your friend acting weird?
I was a super good boi last night so I'm gonna go to a pub and have a big bonfire with some of my favorite degenerates tn
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Just ignore her and stop even caring what she sends you. If it isn't directly about your son then who gives a fuck?
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I remember u posting her name and Facebook or something before and she's definitely crazy. I'm sorry she's so manipulative and I hope you find a resolution that is in the best interests of the kid
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2022-03-02 at 2:42 AM UTC
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Memorial page
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I feel like Doug would appreciate this being his eulogy but there's more to him than some triggered hambeast so someone who can articulate his personality better (LUIGI) should do it. Someone like Luigi. Hey did someone say Luigi? I think I saw him over in that crawlspace being awesome
Originally posted by chzbrgr
You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
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