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Sharpen your penis to a point
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
Lol when your sentenced to 12 months in county and become one of the 6 maintenence workers in the entire st louis jail, they house u with the chomos.
I didn't really mind though because I was gone at work all day, and they opted a 4x mark up for anything from my store. Worked out nicely.
Oh man the old JAIL STORES I'd have them then feel like a weirdo for chasing people down for pop and chips and shit. Whenever we got locked down I'd eat all my food and have to restart again. Fuckin ol j00ish 1 for 2 prison hustles and giving people lists before payday. So gay. Last few times I didn't bother because I was only there for a few months and it wasn't worth the headache
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Originally posted by RIPtotse
I haven't fapped in months.
If I wanna cum I just tell her to get to work
I've fapped but haven't coomed from it in months. I'm horney all the time and have sax regularly but can only coom if certain conditions are met. Namely we are wearing Matthew McConaughey masks while smoking corn cob pipes and choking each other with suspenders while milady has ranch dressing on Der titties. The room has to smell like pickled onions too
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
If you know you're going in and come in empty, you'll probably get beat up.
You always post this in every jail related thread and I have to imagine there's a reason for it.
But Not true, just have a reason for not bringing anything like u heard they have scanners now, you've never put anything up your ass before, didnt have money to obtain supplies or you didn't think you'd be sentenced that day.
I've never seen or heard of anyone getting beaten up for not bringing anything in but seen many people beaten for "package thieving" which is stealing drugs that aren't yours.
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I hate whistling so fucking much. I can vividly recall being at a gym and showering in a stall while someone whistled "the ants go marching" and how furious that made me I was audibly cursing and had to leave my shower early because of it
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Me and mmq are the only GEN POP inmates here and we recommend just not being a weird faggot. Be resourceful and use whatever is at your disposal. Assume everyone is out to get you but talk to them anyway and cultivate relationships. Act adversarially to the guards whenever you can and be an honorable man. If someone disrespects you then overreact and use a weapon if you have to. Don't have an ego and do your own time focusing on yourself and your future
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2022-03-08 at 2:30 PM UTC
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550sq ft of I WENT TOO FAR 😨
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Originally posted by AngryIVer
You know what? Live in your mold filled crumbling basement and drive your piece of shit car that dies at every stop light. My bad for trying to actually give you good advice, just like literally every time I tell you something. Not one single time have I steered you wrong, and you want to be a little prick about it because you're so high and mighty with your crack head single mom "girl"friend and two piece of shit cars that don't run.
Not going to help because it's not the problem, retard.
Oh, and flex seal isn't "basement sealing paint", dumb ass.
Oh 100% because he's too retarded to listen to anyone telling him what the actual problem is. Wants to talk shit instead. Can't wait for the thread 3 weeks from now talking about how his ex is suing the shit out of him for destroying her house doing dumb shit like try to flex seal a crumbling foundation.
You definitely post like someone who has been charged and convicted of beating his daughter
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Originally posted by aldra
summary?
they've taken control of most of the major eastern cities and the Dnieper and have locked down almost the entire Ukrainian military; not bad for inside of two weeks and minimal heavy standoff fire. consider how long it took for US forces to make it into Baghdad even after obliterating the bulk of the country's infrastructure
They haven't taken control of "most of the major Eastern cities" at all. They haven't even finished taking mariupol which should have been a gimme. The Eastern cities aren't important in a strategic context either. Kharkiv is still under Ukranian control, same with dnipro. Kherson has been the biggest victory so far and that's in the south basically bordering Crimea. They're spreading forces thin and going after Odessa just to cut off the Ukrainian coast but that's when the rhetoric is going to ratchet up because the US owns the Odessa port.
Can't really keep comparing this conflict to Iraq for a ton of reasons I'm sure you are aware of. The 3 pronged advance has been a logistical nightmare. They barely took Sumy and have elected to go around some small, non strategic towns because they don't want to keep losing time, men and supplies. Even if the casuality tallies are inflated (which they are) just look at the dam maps and you'll see how badly this is going.
Russia attacked out of weakness. That much is obvious to absolutely everyone. The problem is its now exposed itself and made itself weaker. How long will it take the weak Russian economy to get back on track after this? They had 4 half decent economic years before plunging themselves back into isolation in the name of autistically trying to assert the geopolitical order of the soviet union. They could have worked in Ukraine to influence public support for Russia but instead they turned the world against themselves. Fucking stupid. Plus all the military blunders
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What's Russia going to call this in a historical context? They have ww2 as "the great patriotic war" the 2014 Ukraine crisis as the "war in donbass" but the "Ukraine special operation" doesn't have a good ring to it.
So much groupthink was involved in this dumb operation. We are over a week in and Russia has shit the bed for all intents and purposes. The oligarchs don't care how much of the country is destroyed and Russian influence and money is looking less and less attractive by the hour. It didn't need to get so bad. Going straight for Kiev then not doing anything when on the outskirts reeks of groupthink dumbassery. I don't think anyone saw that coming because they thought Putin was smarter
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Dr strangelove (or how I learned to stop worrying and love killing slavs) is on TCM tonight. Ted Turner is praying for your death
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https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/foreign-fighters-ukraine-offers-purpose-camaraderie-cause-2022-03-07/I really feel like submitting this to nontheonion/notthebee
Needs a companion article featuring ISIS fighters
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Zelensky spoke to the orthodox church on forgiveness Sunday to tell them he doesn't believe in forgiveness in this case, only death.
Idk fuys Bashar al Assad was left in power and didn't commit many (if any) atrocities after but I got a feeling this comedian definitely will
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I want a fireplace like that
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Luhansk is gonna meet Kharkiv is a day or two and Marioupol is surrounded. Kviv is going to be cut off from 4 sides in a day or two.
I think western powers knew it would be too late by thr time the lethal aid arrived and expected it to be arming the counter insurgency by thr time it gets there. Look for lviv to be the western hub of Ukraine and pretty much everything east of there to be downright mad maxian.
There are alot of warning articles about the Russian exit from the world economy having disastrous consequences too. After all the covid bulkshit and inflation getting out of hand, this is the last thing the world economy needs
Russia is definitely in the wrong to invade Ukraine but its textbook orwellian to have people struggling domestically and blaming a far away enemy, who's people are also struggling. The people who will be fine are the people who make the decisions and pay their dues.
The rest of us just fight each other for the best canned goods before filling up our overpriced vehicles with expensive dinosaur bone juice that's artificially scarce.
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"How I learned to stop giving a fuck and desire a nuclear war"
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OP is super gay. I rescind my optimism.
Captain coward has the midas touch of turning things gay. I appreciate the name drop but op is fucking awkward and weird and you really need to kill yourself captain coward.
I had hope for you but the OP is nervous and insecure. WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER???
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I like that this is born out of your bizarre obsession and butt frustration with me. I didn't read the OP as its probably weird but this thread has my name in the title so I wholeheartedly support it and with this to be one
I said it should in honor of dead members but my honor is almost as good although I feel by having my name instead of thr dead members its cursing myself to die before trt reaches 420 pages.
If this is it yall are literally posting for me loife. Did anyone make any others?
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.
Yeah light rain is dope
It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain
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See kafkas threads are usually pretty good and raise the median post quality. People don't give her credit for this and instead look at her through a societal lens despite not having anywhere near the information required to make such an assessment.
Marshall mcluhan medium makes maximum message missus
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I can't stand the rain...
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