2022-04-14 at 7:19 PM UTC
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$102
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
I think I'm gonna have 1 more kid because the world needs more of my influence in future generations. I'm resigned to dying early already.
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I just listened to "once in a lifetime" by talking heads 4x in a row staring at David byrnes body and facial movements trying to detect some sort of code. I think I'm gonna get super autistic witit
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
So I've got a weekend job helping handicapped kids. I don't need the money but I need to get out more and feel this will put me in good stead when battling my whore ex in court for visitation.
Can I get a hell yeah niggurhs.
Nig that is 100% the right move. You're gonna look back and be proud you did this
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2022-04-14 at 5:21 PM UTC
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$102
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Originally posted by cigreting
Yeah fortunately i dont support women or another mans cum
Feels good to be financially well off with very little debt, you should try it
Do you carry pepper spray for when you feel threatened by women?
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
That didn't turn me on kid
I laffed
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2022-04-14 at 5:35 PM UTC
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$102
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Seriously imagine having such a tiny unsatisfactory truck that a full tank costs only $102. Can you even call that a truck? I've got a buick Sedan 3.9 that costs more than that. Do Asian schoolgirls snicker at you when they drive by? Do miatas and smart cars Rev their engines at your embarrassment of a vehicle? Why don't you just ride a bike instead if you care so much about conserving the environment and are inviting people to call you a pussy little bitch?
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2022-04-14 at 2:56 PM UTC
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Clonazolam retrospect
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by aldra
when a lesbian puts her fists up you never know what's going to happen
My baby moms lesbian cousin flew to Minnesota during covid lockdowns to meet a girl she had only met a few times. She gave her a promise ring, then got domestically violent or something and flew back while police in Minnesota were trying to contact her. She went back to work a few days after getting back and almost got arrested because she wasn't quarantining and was constantly going to the liquor store. I saw on social media she is currently on her way to Florida and I can only imagine what kind of shenanigans she will get into. I could make a whole long ass thread about her and her hijinks but it's kinda depressing, wariaty and ridiculous
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Originally posted by mmQ
I feel like they would break off inside of her and get stuck.
I also now wonder what a frostbitten vagina looks like.
I think we just conceived a new kind of porn: frostbitten native finger fucking. I already came
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What about a hatch in the top so you can Waterboard them one at a time while the other one watches, insuch a way that it cools them down a bit and prolongs their broily death?
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Originally posted by aldra
read some Freud
he starts out from reasonable places and tries to logically follow ideas through (to be fair there's only so much you can observe without cutting a brain open to physically trace someone's thoughts) but he makes so many bizarre leaps and absurd conclusions
IM ON COCAINE
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2022-04-14 at 3:05 PM UTC
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$102
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Originally posted by cigreting
I have several full size trucks you obese ginger.
I pay in real currency, American US dollars, not your pussy limp wristed loonies
You are the idiot who doesnt understand what biden did his first day in office to domestic oil production. Might want to do some research before making yourself look even more retarded.
Now go be a good simp and pay some bills for your bitch girlfriend and another mans cum you faggot
You clearly have a tiny, Asian Truck to match your tiny, Asian penis you are deathly afraid of showing anyone. Your shame your entire family with your inadequate penis and truck, fear of the opposite sex and complete lack of understanding of global commodities markets. Can you even spell OPEC?
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Originally posted by mmQ
Oh. For me it's that icing you get with toaster strudels. I like to pack it in there just filled to the BRIM.
I like to spit on my strudel and call it a dirty little pastry before icing it. So far I've gotten no reaction out of it but I'm not gonna stop
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2022-04-13 at 8:57 PM UTC
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Drug free 100 days
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Hood for you big man, was wondering if you had snapped or not.
WHATS YOUR SECRET? Can you write a million lil pieces of shit style book about it?
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2022-04-13 at 11:08 AM UTC
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Words you love, Words you hate
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Love
Discombobulated
Weasel
Trickle
Incandescent
Floridian
Murder
Taco
Persephone (name)
Fiddlesticks
Impossible
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I'm eating steak and squash on naan bread and watching attack on titan because aldra told me to and he was right, it's dope and I don't really like animes besides the boondox
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I pee in Gatorade bottles and put them back in the shelf. It's an altruistic act I do because piss tastes better than yellow Gatorade
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2022-04-13 at 10:55 AM UTC
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Hitler didn't just kill jedis
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
It's pretty funny he was OK with gingers but wanted to sterilize them to prevent them from reproducing because he literally thought they had no soul
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
He's a TDS, anti-American RINO. No, thanks.
The fact you're using "RINO" unironically says alot about the laughably low IQ partisan echo chamber you like your "political discourse" to exist in.
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2022-04-12 at 10:44 PM UTC
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Words you love, Words you hate
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I like this thread, will add more later because I'm braindead
Love
Enjamb
Sauce
Horrifying
Spitoon
Lube
Hate
African American/Canadian (basically any prefix as a qualifier of national identity but African seems particularly tasteless)
Regret
Statehood
Lots of others
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2022-04-12 at 7:57 PM UTC
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rethelog
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Then what do I need you for?
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