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2022-04-29 at 6:02 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by Aleister Crowley I've noticed when I am typing sentences they look fine then when I come back and reply the letters are jumbled. Either Lanny is fucking with me or brain damage is starting to set in.
When I re read my posts I usually realize I'm building a case for a scitzophrenia diagnosis -
2022-04-29 at 3 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by mmQ If I found a tapewormy in my bottom hole I'd immediately assume there was an entire colony of them in there trying to build a 🐛-nest
If it happened now I would Definitely save it but I was so shocked and confused I immediately flushed it and tried to pretend it didn't exist. It could have been a fevered dream too I think I was running a fever when I was sick and the tapeworm was a metaphorical manifestation come to life. There's also that some "needles" by system of a down that goes "pull the tapeworm out of your ass" as a metaphor for addiction BUT THIS WAS BEFORE SERJ TANKIAN AND DARON MALAKIAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME AND MY ASS WORM
So basically I didn't have a reference point for buttwormz so I kept it as my little secret for a long time and tried to convince myself it didn't happen -
2022-04-29 at 2:24 AM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
Originally posted by mmQ I think I did wake up once with a hard little rabbit turd in my bed, about the size of a shelled pistachio.
Thank you
I'm like 95% sure I pulled a tapeworm out of my ass when I was home alone sick from school when I was a Yung in. After that I was fine and went back to school. It was light brownish/Grey and not super long. Nobody was there and it sounded so weird I've barely told anyone about it. I've gaslighted myself about its existence before but I genuinely think it actually happened. Thank you again -
2022-04-27 at 6:08 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by mmQ What it be ok if I got a boner, uncaused by the girls, but just by the holistic arousal I get from knowing I owned a teen girl pageant? Just the PAGEANTRY of it all and how proud it made me feel. If only I knew, because I pre-taped my dick to my leg? Would I still be considered a… a good person?
Only if you wear a sign that says "this is a completely non sexual power boner" -
2022-04-27 at 11:43 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionMy other baby mom unblocked me today after almost a year and an ex with the same name as my current baby mom is messaging me trying to flirt and we're unsuccessfullu trying to convince each other we're both off drugs.
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN THO?? -
2022-04-27 at 2:30 AM UTC in Just took a bomb of Pink Champagne (speed)I might take a buncha Molly soon and overshare with a prostitute
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2022-04-27 at 11:37 PM UTC in Underrated things/postersThread for stating whether something is unfairly rated amongst public opinion and defending your position as such
1. A College Professor
2. Candyrein
3. The arctic monkeys
4. Outkast
5. Springfield Armory
6. Day care/early childhood development
7. Cormac Mccarthy
8. Vincent Gallo
9. Serial killer Robert Hanson
10. Taking 5 minutes after you wake up before getting out of bed
Probly already made this thread. Probly don't care. Fucking try to reply to this thread, I bet you can't even. Bitch -
2022-04-28 at 12:24 AM UTC in Why didn't she wanna be more than friendsWariats posts ITT remind me of an episode of aqua teen hunger force but mostly just a kid who was hazed into a frat for fun at the time then won't let it go because nobody Gives him the attention he wants and is desperately seeking approval. Lots of those vibes
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2022-04-27 at 1:12 PM UTC in I've smoked cannabis for 28 consecutive months, and today i'm tapering off my usage with the help of xanax...I decided to stop drinking coffee by shooting off the lower part of my jawbone so it all just drips out
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2022-03-31 at 8:45 PM UTC in Biden endorses child abuse.
Originally posted by Donald Trump
People are finally coming out and admitting that they aren't going to conform to your dinosaur roles, bigot.
We are making huge progress. Gayness is doubling each generation. In another two generations we will reach majority gay, and one generation after that we will finally get a 100% gay generation, and we will finally be liberated.
That's a cross section of queers from 2021, not comparative studies over generations. It could mean people become less gay as they get older -
2022-04-27 at 3:09 AM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
Originally posted by mmQ I think I could do it.
Well start smol in your immediate community and work your way up. Go around judging, catcalling and cheering for teenage girls in your neighborhood and tell them what you would like them to wear. Tell their parents to pay you to eye fuck their kids and do it without getting a boner and YOU ARE RIGHT YOURE THE ONE NON NONCE IN THE KIDDY FIDDLING AWARDS INDUSTRY -
2022-04-26 at 1:28 PM UTC in There's a chick painting the walls at my mom's house
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2022-04-25 at 10:36 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editionTwitter is now owned by an autistic African American and the world is better for it
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2022-04-25 at 12:28 AM UTC in The brains of niggers have not evolved to the extent of the brains of Caucasians...
Originally posted by troon that's bullshit. white men made laser guided missiles, nuclear weapons, microelectronics, even calculus ffs. the list goes on and on, all worthwhile science comes from populations of white people, predominantly white men.
the white man's brain is an evolutionary masterpiece, tacitly bred for the greatness trait thanks to white supremacy and hundreds of years of strategic racism.
the white man is ultimately invincible. chinks are starting to do quite well, but lots of them are kinda white with a favourable exposure setting, so that explains that.
Arabs created calculus, nuclear weapons aren't really a crowning cultural achievement of which it was a group effort, laser guided missiles were a group effort, microelectronics are a broad category. You don't know history at all and just like to put narrow contextual parameters on hyper specific autistic things that you value due to your own tinydicked autism
Your list of "achievements of white people" is really stupid and says absolutely nothing. Well actually it says you have achieved very little in your life but think being white and believing white people "invented stuff" makes you feel a little bit better. Sad! -
2022-04-25 at 2:44 AM UTC in Tell me a bit Bradley
Originally posted by WellHung Sudo and Bradley apparently feel that if Gadzooks had beaten her ass, she wudn't have called the cops on him. however, i disagree.
Well none of us are working with perfect information but from what zooks has posted about her that is an unlikely scenario for numerous reasons
You really don't need to beat a woman either, that's the dumbest thing you can do to a woman. He could have bound her, cut her hair off, robbed her, humiliated her, made her cry, frightened the living shit out of her, tortured her without leaving marks etc etc etc like COME ON
Also relationships are an exchange of energies, you gotta match her treatment of you and zooks couldn't think of anyway to be vindictive without appealing to the law so here we are. If he was thinking more clearly he would have likely enacted a different scenario -
2022-04-25 at 2:06 AM UTC in Have you ever fucked a watermelonNigga we need to have a sleepover and play DK64 and watch Kenny vs spenny all night. I'll bring the hugs, you bring the party mix and a flat with 6 flavors of crush
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2022-04-25 at 2:33 AM UTC in Tell me a bit BradleyIdk folks, I grew up seeing my parents have a toxic abusive relationship and have helped perpetuate the cycle but I try to deescalate situations when kids are involved.
It's kinda funny because it's a woman who was beating on zooks and he's still clearly upset about it (understandably) and doesn't think violent manipulation is part of most relationships in the drug subculture culture.
We all know zooks is too nice for his own good sometimes. I would much rather have seen him go all Ash/Bruce Campbell from "Evil Dead" and go HAM with an axe when she went to sleep but he kinda took the gayest possible route.
Like I said I'm sure he feels pretty shitty about it and we don't need to keep rehashing his life when none of us were there -
2022-04-25 at 2:25 AM UTC in Tell me a bit Bradley
Originally posted by WellHung You feel as tho Gadzooks should not have notified the police.
No, I don't think he zhould have but it's not my call to make. I think we have a different value system but I imagine he feels very guilty and regrets his decision to appeal to the law against his fellow (wo)man.
I'm a believer in Karmatic energies and do not believe police need to be the middle man of the exchange. It's likely that everyone is much worse off for the cops being involved but I have faith the good Mr. Zooks will ultimately do what I believe to be the right thing. -
2022-04-25 at 2:19 AM UTC in Tyson fury appreciation threadThis man is a class act, a champion and an inspiration with the heart of a warrior. Most people who enter the cultural zeitgeist are glib and hollow but Tyson is a real ass human I think younger generations should look up to. If you don't agree I'll fight you in a septagon
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2022-04-24 at 7:23 PM UTC in Folks, my gf held me hostage with a shotgun and proceeded to strike me numerous timesNigga I love to get girls to ride me with 🔫 or knives to my head/throat and my whole life has been one big session of scarring. I literally can't (or submit it is possible but very difficult to) coom unless there's the implication of violence.
When you become a filthy fetishist fiend you can't go back to being a normie Ned Flanders type after. It's over. This is you now and your only hope is finding someone as terrible and disgusting as you are which usually requires overlooking some of their glaring faults and hoping they do the same with you.
Don't fault zooks for fucking with a crazy ho, worry about yourself, he's got plenty of self awareness