Sudo
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Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
It's not like you were a nigger before, you only just started unfucking yourself a little.
Picture a person in your head
Multiple prison sentences
Lifelong drug addiction
Multiple baby mommas
Multiple gold chains
Strained/absent relationship with father
Are you picturing a black man? Well shame on you, I am a Vietnamese woman who just happens to have sickle cell , I bet you thought only Africans can get that huh? Double shame
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2022-05-01 at 4:50 PM UTC
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groomed for rimming
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
If you added a "T" in front of the last word this would be a completely different and more wholesome thread
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Originally posted by mmQ
Setting up a new phone because I accidentally broke mine when I fell down the parking ramp stairs last night oopsy faisy!!
FAKE NEWS HOW DID U TAKE THIS PICTURE?
We can clearly see the reflection of Steve Jobs in the screen, which would never be possible with the screen cracked. Nice try Obama
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Yes, we know you started consuming Marijuana recently and have trouble procuring from the illegal market
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2022-05-01 at 1:53 AM UTC
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter
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Captain falcon wants everyone to feel the same degree of Public shame that accompanies everyone of his social interactions. What a weirdo
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2022-05-01 at 2:24 AM UTC
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If Elon Musk buys Twitter
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)?
The microblogging part is barely relevant you stupid retard, it is the social network aspect. Facebook already has had ID verification for ages now. You can make a fake Facebook account but it will get banned quickly the first time you do anything to get reported.
It makes sense because the platform isn't meant for internet edgelord cowards with fake handles, it's meant to be a platform for IRL people to connect with IRL friends.
All that does is make gay nerds like you act in ways you wouldn't dare IRL or if your name and face were involved, and that's the point.
Tell me, why do you "need" anonymity on Twitter?
I just saw this amazingly cringey post now and Holy fuck is it ever a doozy. There are like 78 individual layers to the cringe sandwich that is this post. Seriously what the fuck were you thinking when you typed it? Were you actually Serious?
It's ironic that you only feel comfortable making such uncontrollably demonstrations of cringe with a huge degree on anonymity. Serious question: why are you alive?
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Its because of taxh
Originally posted by Lodger Free
I know this because I was told this. everyone was calling him Taco thinking he mispelled it or was being cute about it. I know you're just being silly but I am MANsplaining why I know this. and how it clearly associates but not "Take your med-Free Association"
Not everything you hallucin8 is true
It's because of tachosomoza the south American commie. His real name is super white sounding. I enjoyed his race posting more than most people
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Originally posted by Iseedivision
The story was surprise you there was a kid who felt different his whole life almost like his family wasn't his real family he always felt something with a miss one time he even overheard his dad say why did we pick him up referring to the kid but for the most part it was all love what the kid didn't know is that he was kidnapped from a very young age and who he thought were his parents were his kidnappers and he figures this out one day because he goes to donate blood and he gets some shocking news as his blood sample is found in the database as reported as missing so after a while he's reunited with his real parents and a kidnappers and the kid are torn apart the weird part is that it feels more alienated from his biological parents
then from his kidnappers
So it's like Harry Potter but worse? I'll take 10 copies pls
I write gay lil short stories sometimes but just started writing a longer form one that's been kicking around my head for some time. It's basically about a farmer who keeps finding dead bodies.
I really want to write a non fiction book about someone who is still alive and is suspected of killing 7-10 people, I don't think any were women and none were sexually motivated, some had to do with horse training. He was just found not guilty of murder a year or so ago in the only case that made it to trial. The police publicly named him as a suspected serial killer and he won a huge lawsuit, then he ripped down a radio tower while he was under police surveillance for murders and eventually beat the charges after a long trial. He's still alive and lives in an old folks home and is notoriously unfriendly so it would be hard to interview him.
Anyway writing is cool
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Originally posted by blaster master
That would definitely get me locked up for a long time.
Get a special effects mask made of your old neighbor/ex friend
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Originally posted by Donald Trump
2,000 soldiers inside Azovstal, but the Putin has announced he has decided not to send troops in, they have it surrounded and will wait them out. Good idea.
That's alot of troops in an industrial area. Ukraine isn't going to air drop anything there anytime soon. I heard zelensky saying mariupol is still winnable but they just need heavy weapons. What a disingenuous scumbag
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My nonbinary surrogate 15 year old hormonally challenged young baby adult came running up and asked me "will Mr musk put cocaine back in coca cola and make all babies born addicted to cocaine like me and mommy are?" I couldn't lie to him.
"Yes, and he's going to make you cut off all your breasts"
He/she ran to their/his/her room, put on euphoria and started blasting Le Tigre. I looked down at the spot where my penis used to be and sobbed uncontrollably
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2022-04-20 at 11:08 AM UTC
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I have transcended
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
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I'm drinking coffee and hanging wit me son watching Maurice sendaks little bear. I BEARly slept last night but ima still thug it out and attack the day.
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Candy has gotten much more toxic as of late and I for one enjoy it. Most short women compensate with a smart/loud mouf in my experience so I hope she is just interacting with the world how she feels necessary
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Originally posted by mmQ
What's the greatest healing device of all?
Prescription painkillers and soft kittens with warm wooly mittens ❤️
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Originally posted by WellHung
I understand that you are enamored with DontTellEm and Candyrein, Sudo. But facts are facts.
Do you have anything to back that up? Do you think an autistic Irish botox addict who likes anime is the kind of persona candyrein would conjur up because she's lonely? Do you think anyone is that dedicated? Would you be if you were 25% lonelier? I'm not getting the leap you are making.
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2022-04-27 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Underrated things/posters
Sudo
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You are definitely underrated on interpols child exploitation watch list
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Yea Trevor Moore grew up in one of those musical traveling Christian families in the states then seemed to become a pot smoking atheist heathen and died in a freak alcohol related accident and I can't help but wonder if God SMOTE him for turning his back in thr name of making so many people laugh. I'd like to think he didn't and he was just naive and foolhardy because he grew up in that environment
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2022-04-28 at 8:56 PM UTC
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Should I kms
Sudo
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[my hereto riemannian peach]
Killing yourself is cowardly but fighting to start a new life is brave af
I'm not really one to talk I fantasize about my own death/faking my own death on a regular basis. I'm not really suicidal tho, I'd probably just go drop a couple people, plead guilty and live the slow death of life incarceration because I want my decisions to be made cor me after I self destruct. Hope this wasn't helpful
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
He's another CIA sock puppet, just like Musk, nothing more.
Do you have any citations for this or are you just making things up because you like a simple, dismissive narrative better?
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