If I were a cow who was shooting hoops...

1. 2018-08-15 at 10:07 PM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage
   You could call me Kobe beef.
2. 2018-08-15 at 10:11 PM UTC

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   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Lanny You could call me Kobe beef.

   
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3. 2018-08-15 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
   Kobe beef is supposed to be great, but how much of it of the "Cuban = best cigar" sort of mystique.
   
   Grass fed beef here is often wonderful.
   
   I always wanted to raise an butcher my own animals. If you pay a butcher to do it you invariably find that lengths of legs, etc., go missing.
4. 2018-08-15 at 11:52 PM UTC

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   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Cootehill Kobe beef is supposed to be great, but how much of it of the "Cuban = best cigar" sort of mystique.
   
   Grass fed beef here is often wonderful.
   
   I always wanted to raise an butcher my own animals. If you pay a butcher to do it you invariably find that lengths of legs, etc., go missing.

   
   My dad is Cuban and prefers Dominican cigars.
5. 2018-08-16 at 12:10 AM UTC

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   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   If you slow cook beef in gravy for 12 hours it's so good.
6. 2018-08-16 at 12:50 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   You should have italicized beef, not Kobe.
7. 2018-08-16 at 12:58 AM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel
8. 2018-08-16 at 12:59 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or better yet Kobe Beef Bryant since his middle name is Bean.
9. 2018-08-16 at 1:02 AM UTC

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   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by HTS

   
   That's the worst fucking chromakey I have ever seen. I don't even know how you can make it that bad.
10. 2018-08-16 at 1:05 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny That's the worst fucking chromakey I have ever seen. I don't even know how you can make it that bad.

    
    I doubt I could do better. I'm a dumb ho.
11. 2018-08-16 at 1:07 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel
    It's a good video, Lan. Don't be mean to Moo-chan.
12. 2018-08-16 at 1:16 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I mean "bitch I'm a cow" is pretty catchy, and all the "moo" puns are fun, but it would have been better with just the audio.
13. 2018-08-16 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by Lanny I mean "bitch I'm a cow" is pretty catchy, and all the "moo" puns are fun, but it would have been better with just the audio.

    
    Cowprint is my fetish, so I humbly disagree. 😖
14. 2018-08-16 at 1:20 AM UTC

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15. 2018-08-16 at 1:57 AM UTC

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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ Or better yet Kobe Beef Bryant since his middle name is Bean.

    
    Is this true? Does it mean him and Frances bean cobain are related?