Posts by Sudo

1. 2018-09-13 at 3:46 AM UTC in Imprisonment VS inpatient
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I feel like eBagger used to always wear crocs. What is the octogenarian influence on this situation?
2. 2018-09-13 at 3:06 AM UTC in Imprisonment VS inpatient
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've only met 1 of my great grandmas and she was so incomprehensibly Scottish I couldn't understand. She was old and needed care but refused it and would drink scotch in the afternoon.
   
   What i really remember about her was coughing really hard and kept going "I'm dying" then kept coughing "I'm dying" and my grandma and her boyfriend ignored her. Then she closed her eyes and went "I'm dead" and opened one eye. It was cute a cute old lady moment. The next time I went to her city she had already died.
   
   Pics of eBaggers nanamom please
3. 2018-09-13 at 2:44 AM UTC in Imprisonment VS inpatient
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by mmQ Impress your dickhead onto my forehead.

   
   I'll impress my mammogram onto yo mamas Grammy
4. 2018-09-13 at 2:26 AM UTC in ROLL CAWK: Who here is from the original askjeeves?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Fuck "RAW CAWK" would have been such a better thread title but then again I'm a perfectionist
5. 2018-09-13 at 2:24 AM UTC in Imprisonment VS inpatient
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I am impressionment
6. 2018-09-13 at 2:21 AM UTC in ROLL CAWK: Who here is from the original askjeeves?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   If you've never even experienced looking at a cartoon butler for your archaic search queries you shouldn't be allowed on the internet
   
   I was on askjeeves before it even had any features. I just thought of the phrase and would stare at the blank page for months knowing something great would come of it and I was a pioneer who would use this to define my personality for the rest of my life....
7. 2018-09-13 at 2:17 AM UTC in Im currently living at a Motel 6...
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I stay at hotels pretty frequently but don't sleep there. The girl I usually go with won't let me steal anything when were at ones without a deposit. I usually use an amalgamation of two characters or famous people's names. I think I might just full on stay under Bruce villanch next time
8. 2018-09-13 at 2:11 AM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I seem to recall either jackketch or his wife were crippled and he was quite easy to get angry. He would go on about how he used to be a heroin addict too. He was also British and likely dead now
9. 2018-09-13 at 2:08 AM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Rock_N_Rollover What movie is this?
   
   

   
   No metal jacket
10. 2018-09-13 at 2:08 AM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL In Canada, a woman can legally walk down a public street topless.

    
    I think that's just your province or at least they were the first ones to allow it.
11. 2018-09-13 at 2:01 AM UTC in Conflict Shitpile III - Diplomacy Defunct Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra They're really asking for it too - a barrage of Grad missiles were launched from Idlib just now, landing in the suburbs of Latakia where Russia maintains a significant airbase.

    
    ronpaul.jpg
    
    That's fucking reckless. That and tartus are the alawite strongholds and pretty much the only places in Syria that aren't full on mad max. Those terrorists sure seem to have a deathwish.
    
    Turkey is doing everything it can to aid the fight against the Kurds without jumping across the border. Erdogan would likely prefer them to be aiming the missiles east instead of west
12. 2018-09-13 at 1:48 AM UTC in let me thank my own posts
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    So does Facebook and this site should be taking cues from those two sites
    
    I have actually thought of making this thread before but knew it would go nowhere. Sometimes I'll re read my posts and thank myself for being so illuminating
13. 2018-09-12 at 7:52 PM UTC in I can't stare at dead-faced porn girls anymore.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't understand why people film shitty sex and then put it online for people to see. Like, people are going to see you're 3/10 and a weak fuck. Some professional porn stars are pretty weak too.
    
    I call for expanding the entry barriers for female adult performers to not only ensure they've never had a father but to have that include any positive male role model or male who wanted something other than sex from her from the age of 15 on.
14. 2018-09-12 at 7:47 PM UTC in Prettygaymachine is angsty and introverted without an ounce of intelligence
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by WellHung Would you care for some cheese with your whine?

    
    Housekeeping housekeeping
15. 2018-09-12 at 7:44 PM UTC in Prettygaymachine is angsty and introverted without an ounce of intelligence
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I b weighin my IQ on dat triple beam
16. 2018-09-12 at 7:37 PM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mikeyagain You must have been desperate to suckle up to your weird lookin fake pic.. JS..

    
    This weird post reeks of desperation
17. 2018-09-12 at 7:35 PM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL There was no memberlist on the pre-WWW Totse. Period. Full stop. I should know, because I was there.

    
    What a great way to lie
    
    My name was O_RLY on totse and The Chesire Cat on Zoklet
18. 2018-09-12 at 5:51 PM UTC in I don't think the US should build a wall to be honest
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wonder if Justin Trudea ever had sex with any porn stars. If he did he probably ate their pussies then cried afterwards
19. 2018-09-12 at 5:49 PM UTC in Worst of DH are in high retreat
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is it me or is everyone from dh desperate as fuck? Some are desperate for different things but it's pretty clear their arms are flailing wildly as they try to tread water hoping to latch onto something
20. 2018-09-12 at 3:25 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What kind of sadist convinces a teenage Mexican to hitchhike across the country so she can watch her husband butt fuck him in a trailer and then convince him she's carrying his baby?
    
    The whole §m£ÂgØL hydro saga is extremely cringey but still funny to me