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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The Ukrainians had BUK launchers nearby they denied they even had. I really don't know much about MH 17 because I heard grainy audio of Russians talking about a "bird" flying over towards them. They also tried to use the sunflower field with the bodies as leverage afterwards.

    Maybe it was Ukrainian jets but it really wouldn't surprise me. Ukrainians fight like kosovars and if there was an untapped organ market they'd be gutting each other. I'm pissed the Russians never took marioupol and Ukraine hasn't had to answer for Odessa or the snipers in maidan square. I'm pissed porky and that creep who looks like Moby are still wielding power. I'm pissed there is still a dispute over crimea when it should be pretty cut and dry. Nobody disputes crimea wanted to be Russian, they just didn't like the means of achieving it and gaslighted to deflect from how crazy the maidan protests were. I'm pissed Canada has been sending millions to Ukraine for decades for the cause of "promoting democracy" because there are a bunch of the round headed farmer fucks in Saskatchewan. A girl I went with in high school was Ukrainian and basically the most hopelessly naive person ever. I think porky banks on everyone being as dumb as her.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    One time I sql injected and got the tables for a website for toys for gifted autistic kids it looked like sploo might like. I didn't do anything with it and felt guilty for even fucking around.

    There are still websites with cc data that are sql and xss vulnerable. Id just use the cards because they're only worth a couple bucks each and are best sold through and intermediary that'll want a cut too.

    Just sell crack instead
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Well this turned out quite well
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning Just because both were jedi? This is antisemitic.



    My crazy hebrew waifu

    Is that David hoggs sister? She looks just like him and yes I would with a vengeance
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian Work? I'm on perpetual vacation until next time I feel like it.

    Get some when you get paid? I was given this for free by some losers who couldn't move their own furniture.

    Dis nigga got a pension already
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Just get a bunch of flatbreads and use them as plates that you eat later
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by stare rape I've always wondered if he left because he got too fucked up one night and admitted he liked men

    That is the bling bling version of the Katie invader zim penguin of doom copypasta
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Someone made that in all seriousness
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the shock is going to come when i promise you 'just the tip' then the next thing you know your tonsils are flying out of your mouth, followed by the head of my cock.

    Yawn fatty

    You cannot have sex without paying for it
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I remembered making this thread and just re read it thinking the OP would be worse than it is although still pretty bad. I might just use sex as an outlet for misplaced aggression and I also might literally be Paul Bernardo
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by infinityshock ive lost some weight so im not too fat. a little overweight, maybe. it was only last year that my height to weight ratio was termed 'obese' by the internetz web dokters.

    I for one am absolutely shocked that you're not in tip top physical condition
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The pedo killing video is good but the song is terrible. Dr Phil is clearly extremely cringey and he was antagonistic and condescending in the interview. I remember he asked her something about school like a complete douchebag and then gave her a career like Oprah gave him one
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by totse3.com If you were on &t you would of remembered Digital Avatar

    It's "would have" faggot clearly you were never on totse
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla this was weak

    I really liked that phrase "immeasurable heaven" and started typing while I was talking to someone else then forgot pretty much after realizing the concept of quantifying heaven then looked at my phone at a pause and felt like I should finish a shitpost because it was a good quote and now here I am explaining myself to a fake weed smoking dadfighting logic pussie
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Quantifying heaven just blew my scientific and spiritual load
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lol idiot. lil peep doesn't even mumble. you're just assuming that because you're not cool enough to see the difference. square

    Dam you hep cats and your funky new devil music all hopped up on goofballs and dancing with your ankles showing
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Sudo consideres it violent sex when his girl lifts him out of the wheelchair, gently places him on the bed and rides him to his agonized screams.

    Muh hip
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Grimace Or, you're an edgelord who thinks this is how adults have sex. How you saw it portrayed in the porn videos you watch constantly.

    When you get into a real relationship, unless it's completely based around hardcore, ass-pounding sex, then you realize that the sex you have is much more enjoyable when it's passionate and love-felt.

    I find porn tame and most porn I've seen they don't fuck hard unless it specifically states so and even then not so much. I don t really watch much porn at all maybe once or twice a month.

    I've been in "real" relationships before where the girl wasn't as into rough sex as me so I'd feel unsatisfied and cheat on them. I think there's a lot of passion in rough sex.

    I have a theory, in addition to the chronic pain observation that risir ascertained, that having the most predominant themes in a males brain (or female) being conflict (war, violence interpersonal issues etc) rough sex can be cathartic teaching your brain to heal and equating it with love and tenderness.

    Rough sex requires more of an intimate partner as well because it requires trust and frequently direction from the other person. I dunno maybe rough sex isn't universally preferable but it's definitely better than kissy kissy omg rainbow vagina sex
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the goth boi clique shit is obviously from pop influence. look at all the pop songs and how outlandish and full of themselves they are, it's the same shit. that mixed with the rap ego. also yung lean and lil peep have totally different musical styles, you just think it sounds derived from lean because you don't distinguish so much by style as you do stereotypes of a certain image

    Lil peep and yung lean are both of Scandinavian descent and mumble a lot. I didn't think yung lean actually drank lean and was more on dat Arizona shit.

    Yung lean was the first "sad boi" who would slowly rap about his alienation and emotions and lil peep is the latest. You sound like a teenager talking to their parents about the "stereotypes of an image" I hate looking at lil peep because he looks like a skinny weirdp junkie with crybaby written above his eye but I like his music
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Like Really, who the fuck thinks of sex like "omg I'm gonna fulfill my biological needs by interlocking our genitals and havin affection parties with our mouths? How are people not over that the minute they actually start FUCKING instead of procreating?

    As I've gotten older I've had so little patience for weak fucks and thankfully most girls I end up sleeping with will preemptively tell me they're into rough sex. Like seriously if you're not beating the shit out of each other you don't really like sex. You're probably just doing it cuz everyone else is doing it. You don't understand the tension and incomprehensible emotional states require physical pain in order to achieve symbiosis. Sex without violence is like having sex without your body.

    Rape is a completely different thing that should be punishable by death. Have anyone else ever gotten choked while having their dick sucked while driving? It's not that violent but it gets your endorphins going.

    It's actually the jedis who are to blame for weak WASPy sex. jedis fuck to procreate and are laden with sexual insecurities. Fuck like a faggot if you want to be a jedi. Fags likely fuck better.

    Really though, why would you not fuck violently? I don't get it
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