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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He flew on a plane once. I know because I was there.

    Overnight from Montana to Colorado. we were set to hit Denver at 6am local time. I boarded the plane and took my place in coach. Aisle seat three rows back from the front. I arrived early and was first after the preboarders so I watched the procession file in. Typical Midwest trash. Ruffled suits and business casual jeans. Among them I saw a short, stout bespeckled spic in amongst the trash. His chubby face familiar to me, I watched him prance by with a bounce in his step. I stared at my tray tables placed in the fully upright position and pondered my involuntary recollection.

    §m£ÂgØL

    I turned my head a full 180 to look behind and saw he was also seated on the aisle a mere 2 rows back. I turned to the front and waited for boarding to finish while I concocted my plan

    The Captain made his announcements and the stewardesses demonstrated the flotation devices. During this §m£ÂgØL looked entirely uninterested, instead seeming to stare at the runway outside at the air traffic controllers milling around. The plane took off with §m£ÂgØLs face grinning from ear to ear as his man titties bounced from the turbulence.

    I watched the stewardess make her rounds asking if any drinks were on order and I heard a squeaky, slightly Hispanic voice squeal "diet Dr pepper please"
    "oh, let me just make sure we have it." §m£ÂgØLs face looked brimming with curious optimism. This was clearly his favorite drink.
    "Here it is" the stewardess said as she look out a small plastic cup and handed the $6 can to §m£ÂgØL. He lapped it up ferociously.
    when the stewardess made her way up my end I ordered a whiskey neat and Dr pepper delivered to the man on the aisle two rows back. Told her to say it was from a friend. §m£ÂgØL looked up, midway through drawing a picture of a horse he saw once which looked exactly like every other horse he had ever seen, to the waitress presenting him with another elixer to slide down his throat, fizzy and satisfying. I finished my drink as I heard the pop of his can. I knew I had to move quickly and carefully.

    I scanned the plane for those most likely to use the bathroom. The late night trajectory of the flight meant few kids about. Most were pretty dazed, reading, listening to music and sitting with their eyes closed. §m£ÂgØL looked wired and intently drawing his horse on the tray table, his tongue poking out with feverish intensity. He was adequately distracted and the other plane passengers bladders looked intact. I had to get into position. I moved as quickly to the bathroom as I could and shut the door without locking.

    I quickly disrobed, taking my button up, undershirt and trousers off in seconds. Socks and shoes next, placing them on the vast change table opposite the toilet. In the mirror I caught a delicious look at my face. My heart beating with anticipation I stood awaiting the manchild I was anticipating, potentially risking discovery from any sleet eyed traveller feeling the call of nature late at night. When my heart felt as if it were about to explode I heard a knock.

    Two raps. I prayed it was whom I was so eagerly awaiting, my pole at half last already, I felt it rise as the door opened and I found myself face to face with the dumpy four eyed Mexican I had been so hotly anticipating. I gathered him in my horrible arms by his Rob Paul 2012 campaign shirt and without so much as a small cry managed to close and lock the bathroom door.

    I ripped his shirt down the middle at the neck. The look of sheer terror on his face was delightful and I allowed him to turn to the door. Bad move. I grabbed the back of his greasy Mexican mane and led his head over the toilet bowl. With my right hand I pulled his sweatpants to the floor. He started to squeal and tremble and I moved my left from his hair to his mouth. "Don't say a word or you'll be going out the toilet chute boy, you're my little piggy and I'm goin to turn you into bacon." He trembled while nodding his head twice. I wasted no time in thrusting my rock hard member into his puckered and already gaping ass. Someone had clearly been hoping for something like this. §m£ÂgØL squealed in pain like someone burned with a hot pan. I grunted at his weakness.

    I thrust again even harder and he closed his eyes and winced in pain, almost biting my hand. I moved my hands to either side of his cheeks, fishhooking his mouth and pulling back with each forward thrust. His cries were becoming audible with his new air cavity so I told him to shut up you disgusting little piggy. I told him I was taking him to the slaughterhouse and he tried his best to contain his elated whimpers. The bitch was still too loud.

    I grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled his head to mine. "you like it up the poop chute do you?" I whispered.
    "yes sir" gulped §m£ÂgØL.
    "Lift the seat up"
    I shoved his fat arms and face down into the blue sanitation chemicals lurking under the seat while still inside him. I positioned myself behind him and spread his cheeks to their widest while smashing my thighs into his chubby Mexican ass. The smacking Getting louder and louder with added intensity as §m£ÂgØL could scream his elated cries into the toilet bowl "yes daddy" "Oh God Yes" "Si Si Senor" made a hollow echo from the bottom of the bowl.

    "Is everything all right in there?" asked the stewardess from outside the bathroom.

    "Oh yes, just having a real growler" I said without missing a thrust. This gave the little sneak a chase to move his blue stained hand to outside the toilet and rub his short bent dick for a few seconds before I felt his body tense up with ejaculation onto the bathroom floor.

    "You piece of shit" I growled "I didn't say you could do that."

    "I'm sorry I'm sorry" came his cries from beneath the bowl. I gripped his love handles and mashed his anus into my cock as he squealed in pain. I pulled his love handles again and lead his head from the toilet to the bathroom floor.

    On his knees he winced, seemingly asking permission to look at me. "Do it" I said. He proceeded careful of looking at me. Working his mouth over the bulbous end of my cock and working the shaft with his blue hand. He sucked like it was for the value of his own soul, gagging as I grabbed him by the one spot on his head and face that wasn't covered with the blue toilet chemicals. I looked down and say some on my cock. I yanked his head away and beat my cock into his left eye. "Look what you've done" I said. "I'm sorry I'm sorry" §m£ÂgØL said studying the blue marks that his face and hand had left. I grabbed his greasy dirty chubby Mexican hair and shoved his head into my cock again. He made a sound like regurgitating a chicken bone underwater. I worked his throat until it was adequately penetrated then pulled out and used my hand to work the end as §m£ÂgØLs eyes looked at my handicraft in respectful awe. I beat him across his fat Mexican cheeks with it and he closed his eyes. "keep your eyes open bitch" I said "A real man dies with his eyes open" I worked the end as I looked down and caught §m£ÂgØL playing with his tiny penis again. I kneed him in the face quickly and he covered it with his hand as he wailed.

    "Are you sure everything's alright in there?" the same stewardesses voice chimed through the door.

    "Shut up it's so close to out" I yelled. I reached down and removed §m£ÂgØLs hand from his eye, reapplied it to my cock and shot my hot steamy jizz into his already swollen eye. I exhaled deeply and moved my cock over to his right eye now which I also filled with hot cum. §m£ÂgØL looked frightened and bewildered but had his tongue poking out with the same intensity he had used in his work of art back in his seat. I exhaled deeply and said "Now clean me up §m£ÂgØL"

    He looked shocked and looked upon my face for the first time. it was a look of reverence, respect and admiration. He stayed on his knees as he wet paper towels and used them to clean the blue goo from my mid section even as blue goo and semen was currently drying upon his.

    "How did you know my name?"
    "I know a lot of things."
    "I bet you do"
    "Now dress me"

    he reached to the back of the changing table. I kneed him in the chin this time. "clean your hands first before you touch my clothes" He nodded his head solemnly and avoided my gaze. He stood up and washed his hands in the sink. I saw from behind he was bleeding but seemed not to notice or care. His legs were quivering and in the mirror I could see a faint smile beneath his dirty greasy Mexican 5 o'clock shadow mustache.

    He took my underwear first before my socks and trousers.

    "Where are you going?"
    "same place as you...colorado"
    "well maybe..."
    "No, I don't think so, this was a one time thing kid."

    I buttoned my shirt up and he looked at me, on the floor, still with his sweatpants at his ankles. "What do you do?" he asked. An open ended question answered a myriad of ways.

    "I'm a long haul truck driver. What I just did to you I do to hitchhikers I meet all over this continent" §m£ÂgØL licked his lips and looked up at me hopefully.

    "I feel like I just became part of the Mile Deep Club" he said rubbing his swollen anus.

    "Shut the fuck up §m£ÂgØL" I replied "In one minute I'm going to leave this bathroom and you're going to try to clean yourself up to look like less of a Mexican piece of shit and then wait 3 minutes and then quietly return to your seat and never speak of this to anyone or I will kill you."

    "How long is three minutes?"

    "180 Mississippi's"

    "Ok, thank you" §m£ÂgØL said, possibly for telling him how long three minutes was or possibly for the whole encounter.

    "§m£ÂgØL, shut up" I said and quickly exited the bathroom. I made a beeline for my seat and sat down as quietly as I could. I called the stewardess over and distracted her with small talk as I ordered another glenfiddich and I saw §m£ÂgØL slink by behind her on his way to his seat. Torn shirt and smiling from ear to ear with blue patches over his face and shoulders. He looked right at me and as I glared at him he put his head down and tried to lose his smile. As we landed I made my way directly to the airport bar. I knew §m£ÂgØLs eyes were on the back of my head as I exited ahead of him and out of his life.


    In the bar I made small talk with a cute young dental hygienist from Seattle named Brandi. After a few drinks I asked her if she felt any pleasure seeing her patients wriggle in pain and close their eyes struck with fear? She laughed and said no thinking I was joking. Things changed between me and Brandi then. I looked for anyone else who looked moderately attractive or interesting and came up short. As I made my way to outside the terminal I looked over at the baggage carousel and saw a lone Mexican figure sitting on a ninja turtles bookbag like a small boy waiting for a parent to come home. He sighed and looked around, his poor Mexican eyesight missing my visage from the far exit doors. He was waiting to see if I had checked a bag and was now the last person waiting for someone that would never show up.

    I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and there were dice in the mirror. I wondered if he would ever adopt a lifestyle which would cause him to interact with long haul truck drivers on a daily basis
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost nah he was a great poster




    Pretty much, hallmark of a Lanny. Tries to act smug and superior like he's so cool, greatest admin of the year.
    Then he closes regs because it's the only tool he has.

    The only thing keeping people like infinityshock from making accounts is the fact that this forum is complete trash and its no loss if you keep regs closed for an entire year because nobody new will ever come here because regs are always closed/the admin and userbase are all fucktards

    CAPTAIN LANNY EVERYONE, spends more time writing creepy messages to my girlfriend than actually doing admin work

    lol your girlfriend is a guy
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby funny story, i met some girl online that kept saying over and ovear (she hit me up first) that she would not fuck me but just wanted to come over and take a nap before she went to work, and I told her sure bring me a chicken mcmuffin.

    I started falling asleep (this was like 8 in the morning and had been up all night) and she started bitching about how she wanted to have sex and I told her to leave.

    A week later I asked to hang out and went to her place and again she was all over my dick, dick riding.. I went along with it and fucked her and she went to the shower afterwards and i thought id be funny and scare her like "psycho" style and she did scream and told me to leave because she's trying to wash the shame off her because she's cheating on her husband.

    I told I'm not fucking leaving and watched tv on her couch until i was ready to go. what a bitch

    You made a thread about this it was like 6 months ago
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I just realized that although I did not have a mirror handy, I was able to both taste AND smell things shortly after he reapplied my nasal cavity. Also, I am convinced that one time he forgot to reattach my nose and I have had no significant health effects since.

    WAKE UP PEOPLE

    I was going to go with "mill vanilli is a fraud" but that's actually much less obvious than Qanon
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I got head last night and it was really good but I didn't come and then I washed my dick in a pizza shop bathroom and went and hung out with my gf and fucked her and came. I think it's a psychological thing because I've had trouble coming while cheating before too but all this could be avoided if my gf just gave better head.
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ITT a geriatric former K Mart security guard whines about how a liberal programmer runs a website that is his only interaction with the outside world. specifically to do with how possibly the one bigger loser than him was banned for being cringey 24/7

    DaGuru2k19 R U FUCKING READY?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Quiet, RisiR.

    how are you wrong about everything?
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Wrong, punk.

    you've made a ton of posts about "locking up crooked Hillary" like you're an inbred Alabaman. nice history rewrite but I didn't turnip off the tater truck yesterday, kid. Lettuce have a semblance of intelligence on this website or I'll artichoke you out and beet the pea out of you
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics I almost forgot how stupid you were.

    socialist cuck detected
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    can we all agree that Chinese are universally ugly and bad for the world economic order? Literally communism. I would rather Robert Mugabe run the world than xi
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost Name the time and place

    Loser gets banned for a year

    that ice hotel in Quebec city we both get to wield one large icicle like a sword
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    *ornamental
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    over 600k different clothes in the world and you choose to wear the same stained wife beater everyday
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Ghost You're a fucking idiot.

    I will fight your fucking face off
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I don't miss infinityshock. I don't care if he's here or not but this site is clearly all he has going for him in life. If he's banned for 3 weeks and forced introspection he'll probably kill himself and who among us could blame him?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    what's your IQ?
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't lie, kid. I never once said I trusted or gave any credibility to this Q character. In fact, I had the suspicion it was a deep state sysops the entire time.

    You literally wrote the title in caps and I bet if I cared I could go through posts of yours where you allude to it or similar bullshit being true. You're not very smart spectral, you should read more
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Odigo Messenger - Now With Free 911 Service Nietzsche wrote for those who could understand and for those who could follow, not for the common man. Or the literal untermensch, like Sudo.

    Besides his books look badass on a shelf. "Beyond Good and Evil", "Twilight of the Gods", etc.

    it's shocking that goytoy here needs to justify his homosexual tendencies
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Where did all the capable aloha males go?
    Dis they all die?
    It's as if the white race disappeared over night and now all's that's left are handsome and well tanned individuals, trannies and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGs.

    aren't you an incel who lives in your mom's basement and never goes outside and looks like that picture you posted of yourself? And you're stupid AF

    I remember when I heard about this conspiracy theory I was once again in awe of the stupidity of Americans but thought it was on the super fringes of the stupid states but it turns out it even managed to swallow up spectral into the stupid trap

    I'm sure I could convince spectral to give me all his money but I'm sure he's also too stupid to have much money even in his old age
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    HTS is a top tier tranny

    Nietzsche was wrong about so much more than he was right, I really don't know why he's even talked about. He was a horrible faggot too and kind of a fraud who espoused self identity but di dnt really even have one or understand his own.

    I don't think he should be mentioned in the same breath as good philosophers but he was right about things like power.

    I find it hard to respect anyone who uses him as an example of an actual philosopher. It's hard to respect them and I assume they just want to justify their homosexual tendencies.
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