Posts by Sudo

1. 2019-04-05 at 9:32 PM UTC in 5G
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Orange man said he's going to make every American city run on 6G which makes no sense and doesn't exist, really just demonstrates that he doesn't know what he's talking about. That kind of thing could sink a president who doesn't celebrate his own incompetence.
   
   That said, ever play the game "watch dogs?" That is basically how the world works now.
2. 2019-04-05 at 8:26 PM UTC in My power level
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   your power level is completely unchained
3. 2019-04-05 at 8:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I've only been doing hydromorphone daily for about 3 weeks and already by nose is bleeding and I'm getting some rock hard boogers. I'm switching to IV for my nasal well being
   
   also tramadol is a pleb tier opiate
4. 2019-04-05 at 6:19 PM UTC in I am so damn horny!
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   why I don't have a bevy of buxom broads on my beanpole is because I'm fucked up. I have an ex girlfriend who messages me everyday and lives in another town. I have another one who messages me every week. I want to make dying the one who messages me every week and when the other one moves to town I'm just going to crash at her house and fuck her periodically. In the meantime I have to engage in superficialities in order to obtain poon, which means pretending I'm not emotionally and psychologically damaged and am interested in things normal people are. I will most likely be pressured into drinking and will decline because I'm an alcoholic who shouldn't even risk being around someone who's drinking. I have a few girls I know on the epidermal level and only that who I can entertain and try to fuck but I'm really left no better off that when I started. Easily 4/5ths of the time I have sex I dont gym either, that's kinda why I wanna fuck my ex while pursuing relationships with people who might save me. Cuz after all I've got a huge dick and balls
5. 2019-04-04 at 2:57 AM UTC in Did anyone get arrested for Totse/zoklet activities directly?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   no one had their door kicked in but coupon guy himself you lying sack of shit don't try to move the goalposts with the ole duck n dive off the turnip truck
   
   It doesn't scare me at all
   
   seriously though you're a liar with nothing to live for
6. 2019-04-03 at 6:46 PM UTC in What would you do if you suddenly had nothing?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   the correct answer is to whistle for a cab and when it comes near you will see that the licence plate will say "fresh" and there will also be dice in the mirror
7. 2019-04-03 at 6:44 PM UTC in Name a Person, Post a Muppet Look-alike
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   this girl used to tease me and say I reminded her of the one who's a Mexican giant prawn or something
8. 2019-04-03 at 6:37 PM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I like this one, it looks like AOC is about to get the money shot, which she will swallow 70% of
9. 2019-04-03 at 6:35 PM UTC in Flat earthers are fucking stupid
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   THANK YOU
   
   It's about time someone took a hardline stance against flat earthers
   
   inb4Galileo
10. 2019-04-03 at 6:32 PM UTC in Did anyone get arrested for Totse/zoklet activities directly?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    spectral is such a lying piece of shit it's pathetic.
    
    When you have to make things up about a dead message board to make your life seem like it has relevance you're officially useless and obsolete.
    
    Also, when you're 60+ and a fucking roofer
11. 2019-04-03 at 6:29 PM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    so bradleyB is actually gay? I would have been surprised until I heard his voice in tinychat once
12. 2019-04-03 at 6:18 PM UTC in Did anyone get arrested for Totse/zoklet activities directly?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I was the only mod of Bad Ideas when that bust went down. I know what happened.

    
    lol I actually thought you were trolling, turns out you're just being a pathological liar as usual
13. 2019-04-03 at 4:57 PM UTC in Did anyone get arrested for Totse/zoklet activities directly?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Many members downloaded the counterfeit coupon guides and had hot coupons on their computers, so they had their doors busted down at 3am and a SWAT team confiscated all their equipment and goodz and they were put under investigation by the FBI and the Coupon Information Center (CIC).

    
    0/10
14. 2019-04-03 at 11:44 AM UTC in share one shitty quality about yourself
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ I held my bff tonight and she cried hard , harder than I've felt anyone cry before. Her dad died 3 months ago and I know shes struggling with so much shit. What I hate is that I didnt have the awesome cure all to say to her. She wants to give up. I'm like, so do i, but we dont.
    
    We dont give up. Everything sucks sometimes but we dont give up. Tomorrow is new. Things CAN get better.
    
    And I say that realizing the cliche . It must be true though. Awesome days are awesome and we xant forget them, despite our shit days and feelings of wanting to just give up- being too tired, too complacent, too "JUST DONE WITH EVERYTHING."
    
    Feeling like you cant go on is one of the shittiest feelings experience but its thankfully usually a feeling that is fleeting and stands for something more, because we all go on. If you're alive, you go.

    
    I always tell women to "be strong because I know they are" even when I'm unsure if they really are. It seems to work but it backfired once when a girl said she knew she wasn't and ended up going off on drugs. I bet knowing you're there for her makes her feel stronger Mr. Q. Things will get easier with time, they always do
15. 2019-04-03 at 11:40 AM UTC in Child sex
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Can someone make me an AOC avatar? Preferably a gif of her dancing to the song from the breakfast club
16. 2019-04-03 at 11:36 AM UTC in Zelda BOTW
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Darkhunter Fuck you. It is you cuckold

    
    Holy fuck you fat sack of reasons for suicide how and why are you still alive?
17. 2019-04-03 at 11:34 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by mmQ BABBY'S arm holding an apple.
    
    Bukowski shit
    
    An apple is a wider at the bottom I think is the bit. They could say pear bottom Jean's too.
    
    Jeans.

    
    The apples with the knobs and knuckles on them are way smaller at the bottom.
    
    The could say triangle bottom jeans too. Or just say dam gurl u gotta booty like a Georgia peach which was what the song peaches by the presidents of the United States was about. I regret how much I underappreciated peaches as a kid. Now that I'm older and more jaily I've become a fruit nut. I hope it will undue some of the damage I've done to myself to take fruit and vitamins and supplements every day.
    
    I wish Malice were alive so he could give me a list of nootropics to take. I asked him once and told him some of my problems and Dr. Catfuck told me to take 30 different things. I should fucking look after myself before I curl up and die like a bitch from years of drugs, drinking and incarceration
18. 2019-04-03 at 11:08 AM UTC in Scopolomine Proof of the Flower
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    cardi B gave me some of that and now I have no couch
19. 2019-04-03 at 11:05 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    the bottom of an apple is just more apple. It makes basically no difference if you start by eating an apple from the top or the bottom.
    
    on a side note I'm starting to see how incredibly easy it is to become physically addicted to painkillers. I'm going to have some issues down the road. So far my strategy for reducing tolerance is go to the gym and sweat it out in the hot tub and take some supplements every now n then but I'm probably going to have to buy some fucking suboxone
20. 2019-04-03 at 10:56 AM UTC in I do not hate jedis
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'd rather put a baby in RBG