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The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-04-01 at 3:08 PM UTC
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2019-04-01 at 3:10 PM UTCcorrection: i use a whisk, not a spoon.
i use whisk all the time its informative, i learned a lot -
2019-04-01 at 6:46 PM UTCGoing for a swim then probably make a curry and beat my dick.
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2019-04-01 at 10:11 PM UTCI was walking home from work and SEENT these little clustery things all over the sidewalk
Then last night I had a dream where I was EJACULATING and the cummies turned into those little cluster things and so I had to have been walking through loads of people's jizz all over the sidewalk.
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2019-04-02 at 1:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER You have an uncanny ability to ferret out and post the most unharmonious, non melodic, awful shit. Lol. I can do crap trap all day, but it better have a bomb instrumental and also hard. Basically if I'd be embarrassed to have it playing in the car-that's my rubric.
Your rubric for WHAT, BRO?! Anyway, i look forward to the day you rent a ferrari and listen to this inside for some reason then tell me OHH MAN that was so good. Later on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-02 at 3:06 AM UTC
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2019-04-02 at 3:06 AM UTC47:36
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2019-04-02 at 3:08 AM UTCNvm
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2019-04-02 at 10:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie YEE OPIATE LIFE MAKES A NIGGA DRUGGED UP
I'VE USED THIS RHYMING SCHEME BEFORE AND IT'S FUCKED UP
POUR OUT SOME LEAN I GOT IT TOPPED UP
PASS THE GASOLINE COPS ARE GETTING BLOWN UP
Nigga what u know bout makin bread, gettin bauce?
What u know bout takin that mans flip then sell "at cost"?
Or undercutting motherfuckers even at a loss
Just to drive em out the market, then resume to floss?
Shit.
I learned all my lessons heartily
To be honest from the start it wasn't always quite so artful, G
I took some lumps from chumps who thought me a soft spoken mockery
Then watched from 4 doors down while flames licked up and down the 1-3-3
Found my mission as a misfit
And any kind of trouble you could get with
Instead of being cautious and consistent
I got stupid, raised the stakes on foolish and indifferent
Damn. I kinda got talent for written
Shit gives me no paws like bags of quadriplegic kittens -
2019-04-02 at 2:26 PM UTCCasper, your rhyming skills are on point.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-02 at 2:44 PM UTCI'll slap that bitch in the mouth while I roll a joint
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2019-04-02 at 2:51 PM UTCAll these male strippers get me moist
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2019-04-02 at 3:28 PM UTC
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2019-04-02 at 3:29 PM UTCWe need a freestyle battle thread.
I also want to start the "assemble your bank robbery dream team" thread, but I need a look at the full user list. -
2019-04-03 at 3:02 AM UTCTramadol is only like 2-3 more expensive through wsm than goodrx with shipping. Plus I can get however many I want. im high.
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2019-04-03 at 3:56 AM UTCI'm tired.
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2019-04-03 at 4:12 AM UTC
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2019-04-03 at 4:13 AM UTCWhat the fuck? How the hell is that the apple bottom Jean song? What just happened?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-04-03 at 11:05 AM UTCthe bottom of an apple is just more apple. It makes basically no difference if you start by eating an apple from the top or the bottom.
on a side note I'm starting to see how incredibly easy it is to become physically addicted to painkillers. I'm going to have some issues down the road. So far my strategy for reducing tolerance is go to the gym and sweat it out in the hot tub and take some supplements every now n then but I'm probably going to have to buy some fucking suboxone -
2019-04-03 at 11:17 AM UTCBABBY'S arm holding an apple.
Bukowski shit
An apple is a wider at the bottom I think is the bit. They could say pear bottom Jean's too.
Jeans.
