Posts by Sudo

1. 2021-10-09 at 1:43 PM UTC in Attn: retarded nigger Totse2k1 aka Quick Mix Ready
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   QMR was driving a cab in norcal in the early 2000s and happened to pick up a particularly interesting fare in early September who traveled all the way from walnut creek to NYC.
   
   Afterwards, Mr.MR made the short jaunt to joisey where he danced on a roof with some of his fellow chosen people. Beto o Rourke and Harper Reed spitroasted him afterwards
2. 2021-10-08 at 4:37 PM UTC in How many hours a night do you sleep?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I just smoke weed, do opiates and take gabbapentin. If I sleep 6.5 hours a night I wake up fresh as a daisy. Even with 5-6 I feel great. I've never been into sleeping because of the crippling tension I experience but as I've gotten older my need for sleep is decreasing.
3. 2021-10-06 at 4:58 PM UTC in If you agree with the left.
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Hey speedy if you are a supple young 8 year old boy and life is an aggressively touchy uncle, what happened to you?
4. 2021-10-06 at 2:14 AM UTC in The face of the woman that ruined internet privacy forever
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   By government do you mean Das juden?
5. 2021-10-05 at 12:36 PM UTC in Have any of you actually or seirously had sex
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Wariat Did you also have her get on her knees or tippy toes and moved her head as hard as you could back and forth until she either kept up with you or tapped out?

   
   I don't understand what youare asking. Could you please make a video demonstrating this so I can follow?
6. 2021-10-05 at 12:34 PM UTC in RIP Norm McDonald
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   RIP
   
   It's crazy he had so big a body of work knowing he's going to die soon, talking about death constantly. He has certainly replaced Bill hicks as the terminal no fucks given comedian
   
   Also I read an article about how apparently he was gropey with comedy club waitresses and everything was pretty tame. Fuck these people, that article was terrible and he will forever remain a king, not a jester
7. 2021-10-05 at 12:26 PM UTC in Have any of you actually or seirously had sex
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Literally everytime I wasn't afraid of her pressing charges
8. 2021-10-05 at 2:45 AM UTC in Why do black people hate meth
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Because meth is a robotic Drug and black people are unabashedly human. Meth is a drug I like the least and respect the users of which the least (unless treated as a performance enhancing drug for a worthwhile endeavor). Having just gotten out of prison and seen people acting sketchy and picking their faces off, I really don't get the appeal. I get it if you're Hitler and wanna stay up for days plotting world domination or if you're planning a heist or if you're gay and wanna bang manbutts for days on end until the AIDS gets ya, but I don't get how it appeals to dumb rural whites. You want to stay up for days with nothing to do? Sounds like a waste of time. It's cheap af and makes you not sleep or eat so I guess it appeals to poor people who want to feel less human. That's not what I'm into. I wanna kill my pain or successfully distract from it or transcend this plane or make something happen.
   
   I know methheads tend to steal alot and stealing cars and working on them seems like a perfectly methy profession. Sorry this post seems judgey. Just not my cuppa tea. I need euphoria and numbness.
9. 2021-10-05 at 2:23 AM UTC in update: dionysius arisen
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   This thread reminded me that I also need therapy
10. 2021-10-05 at 2:22 AM UTC in Annual Spookmonth Appreciation Thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Meikai Yeah I just like the halloweem skelton memes. That's the extent of my love for the holiday. Joking about calcium and strong bones, listening to spooky scary skeletons, that kinda thing. Not about to pretend "Halloween is my Christmas" or whatever.

    
    I'm just trying to deflect from my own cringey love of all hallows eve. I literally traded a porno tape on VHS (called IIRC "layin down the law") in junior high to another kid in exchange for the nightmare before Christmas on VHS.
    
    I'm sorry I'm being a disingenuous hipster, I legitimately like the nightmare before Christmas, there have been some cataclysmic events in my life that took place with Halloween as a backdrop several times so it's a pretty weird time for me in some ways.
    
    I would give you candy 🥺
11. 2021-10-05 at 1:16 AM UTC in Annual Spookmonth Appreciation Thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by STER0S i miss the neighborhood I grew up in.
    
    on halloweens each house would try to out-scare the other with decorations of death and gore and shit like that.

    
    I remember asking kids in the neighborhood the next day why they didn't go to my house for Halloween then later realized their parents probably told them "we don't go there"
12. 2021-10-05 at 1:14 AM UTC in Annual Spookmonth Appreciation Thread
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Omg bby you b morticia and I'll b gomez hahaha omg I'm so dark just like my eyeshadow and tattoos and I NEED ATTENTION OR I WILL DIE
    
    (this isn't directed at you specifically, just most people who express these sentiments around this time of the year)
    
    MY FAVORITE SPICE GIRL IS PUMPKIN SPICE
13. 2021-10-05 at 12:56 AM UTC in i remember I was in Poland in the 90s once
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Wariat as a kid or late teen maybe early 20s

    
    Are these all the same thing to you?
14. 2021-10-04 at 3:35 PM UTC in The difference between a Democracy and Republic.
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Republic my nuts
    
    Good to see you're still alive
15. 2021-10-04 at 1:37 PM UTC in Chiner literally bans crypto
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The world should retaliate by banning Huawei
16. 2021-10-04 at 2:51 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood 🌿, 🍁, 🎄, 🍃, 🥦, 🍀, 🌴 — Marijuana
    
    💉,🐉,🐎 ,🎯 — Heroin
    
    ❄️, 🥥,🤧, 🔑,⛄,🎱 — Cocaine
    
    🍼,🍇 ,💜,🔮 — Cough syrup
    
    🍬, ❤⚡,🤯 — MDMA
    
    🍄 — Psilocybin or “magic” mushrooms
    
    💎, 🏔, ❄ — Crystal meth
    
    💊 — Can be used to mean prescription pills, drugs in general, or heroin
    
    🔌 — A plug, i.e., a drug dealer or someone who can “hook you up” with contraband
    
    💨, 🚬 — Smoking a joint
    
    ⚗️ — Used to indicate a bong
    
    🚀 — Can mean high-quality or being very intoxicated
    
    ⛽ — Gassed, i.e., intoxicated. Can also refer to high-quality marijuana
    
    🔥 — To “blaze” a joint or to be “lit,” meaning intoxicated

    
    Forwarded to the DEA, PTA and NAMBLA
17. 2021-10-02 at 7:14 PM UTC in My friend got murdered :(
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The guy I posted about Abit ago who got popped in the noggin was right next to the cell I was in for the last month although he was released around March or April of this year. It was the one cell in the jail that shared a wall with his bunk. I think that might be why I had such crazy dreams. I hope your friend or ex friend or whatever has found peace
18. 2021-10-02 at 7:02 PM UTC in I'm not dead
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by STER0S did u violate parole

    
    Violated it like kr0z (may HD rest in peace) used to violate sleeping fatties
19. 2021-10-02 at 6:16 PM UTC in I'm not dead
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    In case anyone assumed I am dead, I cannot be added to the official tally, only the Tally of people who are dead inside
20. 2021-07-30 at 1:17 PM UTC in Cyber bullying is a good thing
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by aldra bullying is good for social cohesion so long as it's not extreme enough to force people out entirely

    
    The Chinese cultural revolution was state sponsored bullying