Posts by Sudo

1. 2021-11-05 at 1:53 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Did you know that back when baseball was segregated some of the negro league teams had the exact same names as their Caucasian counterparts but for the assertion of "black" in the name eg. The New York Black Yankees and The Washington Black Senators. They also had much better names that didn't even make historical sense like The Denver White Elephants and The Ethiopian Clowns like which would you rather see some boring old fucking Red Sox or some Ethiopian Clowns Riding on white Elephants?
   
   Thank you you've been great, I'm here all week, please kill me during that time, what a great audience
2. 2021-11-04 at 11:09 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by POLECAT just sold my 2006 tacoma for 2 g's more than I paid for it last year

   
   Wow what a traitor you are
3. 2021-11-04 at 11:05 PM UTC in Wine+cheese
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson This thread encouraged me to go to Aldi at lunchtime where I purchased some pepperjack cheese and 12 month matured white cheddar.
   
   I shall be dining on cheese and tomato sandwiches for dinner.

   
   Slather on that mayo
   
   How do brits feel about mayo? Also, why hasn't spiced jelly caught on anywhere else?
4. 2021-11-04 at 11:04 PM UTC in Who would you rather be alive ?
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   I will literally never think of Austin Texas without thinking of Bill Krozby, even before Bill Hivks and Alex Jones and Danial Johnston.
5. 2021-11-04 at 10:57 PM UTC in the games motherfuckas play in the cell
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Here a SHU is an institution for individuals who cannot be managed in a traditional maximum security setting, I believe there is only 1 in the country and is basically like ADX Florence. I am part of a class action lawsuit over a prolonged period of time I spent in segregation. I was in reception for 2 months, then was in a unit where I knew I had beef for 2 or 3 days and tried to thug it out but got me wig split but stabbed someone with a pen. Got caught for it and segregated for over 3 months. It was my first time federal and I was trying not to be labeled part of a security threat group but ended up getting labeled as one anyway after that incident and transferred to another prison after someone apparently squealed about what happened but I was the only one segregated
   
   So that's one of the many contributing factors to my mental health issues
6. 2021-11-04 at 10:49 PM UTC in What I have been up to
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Good to hear mein freunde
   Have you done anything interesting over the past few months?
   I have had some interesting encounters, one guy I met on the line wants to start a record label with me and even talked about driving over to my state so we could perform live.

   
   Lol
7. 2021-11-04 at 10:40 PM UTC in What I have been up to
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   So you're participating in Neverendingly Normal November? How normie of you.
   
   I hope you have grown a little more than just your facial hair
8. 2021-11-04 at 10:37 PM UTC in the games motherfuckas play in the cell
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Wariat i was actually almost level three due to the san quentin reception fights. if they csught me for one of the others at vsp or corcoran id be level three.

   
   Yea same here if you fight in reception you get maxed right away. Idk how to respond to any of the other 6 posts
9. 2021-11-04 at 8:48 PM UTC in the games motherfuckas play in the cell
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   "Almost fought"
   "Almost fought"
   "Almost fought"
   
   Almost doesn't mean anything mang
10. 2021-11-04 at 8:30 PM UTC in I tried to register on facebook
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've made fake ones recently with a VPN, as long as you have a phone number they can use to "verify" they usually pass. Is it possible you already made one with the same info?
11. 2021-11-04 at 8:25 PM UTC in Wine+cheese
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by apt I don't eat anything dairy anymore because it causes me severe health problems, I do kinda miss cheese though

    
    I know a (french) guy who hates all dairy and gave himself lactose intolerance by going so long without consuming dairy
12. 2021-11-04 at 8:23 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That's sad omgplzdntban died along with my mom is dead mother and wife, the butthole ladies had some alcoholic hijinks but paid the price. I should have made every word of this a post
13. 2021-11-04 at 8:21 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I shot a man in reno just to suck his post mortem cock
14. 2021-11-04 at 4:27 PM UTC in How come the pedos on this site are never the ones to die?
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Sophie Six years old when she married Muhammed(pbuh) nine years old when she got pregnant by him.

    
    Wrong it's 10 and 12/13ish. 9 year olds can't even get pregnant you should know that
15. 2021-11-04 at 4:15 PM UTC in I banged a hooker with an Ernst Junger quote tattooed on her back
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Please finish this story so I can ask some follow up questions
16. 2021-11-04 at 4:13 PM UTC in Americans are the most retarded and least self aware people on the planet
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Americans have a real hard time with sarcasm…even when it's blatantly obvious. I've lost track of the number of times I've said something..clearly being sarcastic and they recipient took it seriously.
    
    Example:
    When Exwife #2 was being released from hospital early after ODing (Because a Hurricane was coming so they kicked everyone out) I was in her room along with a Nurse who was trying to unhook her IV and other cabling etc and exwife #2 wasn't being particularly cooperative, the nurse kept telling her "Keep still or I can't do it"…I said to the nurse "I can give her a backhander if it will help".
    
    I left to go bring the car to the front of the hospital and the nurse says to exwife #2 "If you are in an abusive relationship I can get you help right now, you don't have to leave with him"
    
    Exwife #2 laughed at her and said "He's joking, if he ever tried it I'd floor him myself"
    
    wtf..

    
    You ahould make a thread about your exwives
17. 2021-11-04 at 2:48 PM UTC in sophie's lonely pleas for attention
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He's pretty emotional sometimes. I'm psychologically unwell but I feel I have a better control of my emotions than some people.
18. 2021-11-04 at 2:35 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is this thread at 420 yet? This is objectively a shameful TRT
19. 2021-11-04 at 2:34 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Kev arent normies doing that anyway because they dont wanna catch a cold? gotta social distance, muhfuggah
    
    being autistic is the norm now apparently

    
    I was autistic before it was cool
20. 2021-11-04 at 1:32 PM UTC in Lanny is philosophically retarded
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lanny
    
    Looks like another successful krololo thread gonts

    
    You need a VPN that shows the pacific northwest in order to listen to this safely in Alabama or Roy Moore and Jeff Sessions crucify you in front of the courthouse