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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I took shrooms last night but the amount of opiates in my system reduced their potency so I ended up taking more and woke up and felt slightly better about life. Drugs are good.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat but its sort of true women in ex communist countries like where i ended up in tend ro only want men for sheckels.

    Money is a pretty easy thing to come by. The amount of money you need is inversely proportionate to the amount of other desirable qualities you have and how attractive they are

    Hence if you're a fat boring, ugly lover with a shitty personality you likely need lots of money to nail an attractive woman. However if you are broke but not ugly and have a modicum of charisma it's pretty easy to coerce women into having sex because they see desirable qualities they want to develop
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting Have you told your bitch and her skeet trophy you lost your job and all your savings yet?
    You were supposed to prove me wrong that women will stay with you even if your broke.
    You seem to not understand that women are with men conditionally

    You are an idiot desperately trying to justify your complete lack of desirable qualities. If you view every relationship as transactional, which they are in some way, that means you have absolutely nothing of value to offer the opposite sex I.e. no security, no self esteem, no amusement, no entertainment, no desire for physical contact etc which is kind of unsurprising considering your involuntary celibacy has made you very naive when it comes to understanding the motivations of females.

    Rest assured that after going a decade without physical contact with a female has obviously proved that you have nothing valuable to offer women and they are immediately aware of this.

    You tell yourself that women just want men for their pile of shekels because the alternative is admitting you are sub beta and less desirable than the majority of other males on the planet. Believe me if I could get rid of my bitch by losing all my money I would. You are very stupid and amazingly naive
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm literally driving a firebird right now I am prestigiously white and trashy
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You obviously pay alot for the name with a Harley but it's built on reputation for a reason
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jap bikes are generally better on price and performance…Harley haven't innovated (of any consequence) in 50yrs…inferior tech, overpriced, designer label crap…and a boring ride.

    I guess it depends what you're into but we both know what is the preferred choice of toxic males and the females who fellate them

    Also Harleys are an infinitely more enjoyable ride for just about every situation. If you pulled up on a Harley in Tokyo you would have the dragon ladies clamoring to get on the bike and feel a satisfying vibration.
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah yes Harleys, obsolete/low performance technology for twice the price of a far superior modern motorcycle

    Just go ahead and buy an iphone too.

    Elaborate. What's better? Suzuki? Better hope you don't hit a fly and total it
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Back in my younger days as previously mentioned I was all about motorcycles…which I was 100% maintaining myself. Strip those things down to their nuts..and bolts and put it back together.

    The spares shop employees were on first name terms with me as I'd be in there every couple of days for something or other. Naturally a lot of that knowledge can be applied to car maintenance too…so yes I've done some car maintenance. Of course at my current station in life, that of being a Superior British White man living in the Stupid South of America I now pay people to do my dirty work.

    ..and no that isn't a reference to paying men to fuck my wives while I sit in the corner shaking my flap of skin

    Do you know much about Harleys? I've got a sportster and hoping to get a road king for the summer. I remember one of the first youtubers was a British guy named "geriatric1927" or something who was a British guy who spent his life riding and fixing bikes. Seemed like a nice guy. Brits seem to like little 650s and shit like that.

    It's kinda crazy that evil kneivel did a his stunts on a 650cc, likely because it was so light and he was most comfortable on it.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    All praise to the Most High

  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting must be rough to be a seks offendr

    Not as rough as being an aging incel
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No special thanks to me?

    You don't need my thanks to know you are special
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    They will intercept Venezuelan oil but won't do a thing about china's designs on the south pacific. Literally economic bullying
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by POLECAT how so nigga joe

    Shitty Asian enemy vehicle. I have around 10 vehicles/machines and not one of is made outside of North America. I can see what the price of your loyalty is
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    For over 2 years of it I was not allowed to possess a cell phone which I eventually breached and was sentenced to a month
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Basically the whole time I've been posting on totse and affiliated message boards I've been under court/government imposed restrictions on my freedom, making things like drinking alcohol, leaving my house, not notifying officials of exact times of medical appointments and leaving my city subject to periods of incarceration which I have endured over the past 15 years. It's been entirely my doing and I can't blame anyone but myself but I'm also acutely aware of the cold steel wheels of beurocracy that prefer you to lie in the track so they can trample you, leaving a mangled corpse in its wake. I like to think I sidestepped it a little and only suffered some minor injuries but honestly the scars will take a while to heal.

    This is my last day under such conditions and I would like to thank all of you for helping me cope all these years. A special thank you to Lanny for starting and maintaining this place. We all post here for our own reasons and collectively you have all helped me more than you know and I hope I've helped someone a little bit too.

    I hope this place is one day given the recognition it deserves
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Miracle whip is to hellmans what margarine is to butter.

    So it will give you radioactive cancer
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    These jokes are like 15x funnier if you imagine Bill Krozby trying really hard to tell them.

    They're really funny as is tho
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker What happened to the first nine Malcoms'?

    I only know about the 5th one

    He was the one in the middle. His dad was a dentist who made meth
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo That's not even true

    Yes it is, look it up what do you know about the nwgro leagues? I'm literally wearing a Malcom X shirt rn Fite me
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Meikai

    Holy fuck I was literally thinking about how I wish I could fuck Vanessa Carlton on top of a moving piano today. No joke
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