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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile I don't celebrate it.

    The thing about Christmas is even if you don't celebrate it you still have to be hyperaware of it and everyone knows about how gay it is. The whole story of the 3 chosen wise men was shoehorned into Jesus the aliens origin story as an excuse to buy shit and blame it on a fat white voyeur/cat burgler and a combined team of magical midgets and magical reindeer. It got to a certain point and everyone just accepted the bullshit as necessary in order to get some time off and people try to be slightly nicer to each other
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I ate half a block of fromage du brie while I typed this behemoth of a thread
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    More like who gives a shit, please be over soon so we can focus on the real issues in our lives/society and although an extended winter holiday is likely beneficial; you could really just spend some time with your family or practice self care and not use exorbitant spending on gifts nobody wants to hype it up to the lyfe/consumer event of the year
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump It's not called "Truth" it's called "fact-checking".


    The scummy, lies based fact checks:
    https://www.factcheck.org/2020/02/baseless-conspiracy-theories-claim-new-coronavirus-was-bioengineered/
    https://www.factcheck.org/2020/09/report-resurrects-baseless-claim-that-coronavirus-was-bioengineered/

    Now hidden by google, had to find them from old links.

    "Report resurrects baseless claim" sounds like someone is against the scientific method if they're against reports (which kind of negates the word "baseless") and checks and balances
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Trump can impeach me anytime that delightful impish rogue
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Why aint u magic tho?

    I'm just a regular run of thr mill queer, not a magical one
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I am left confused and lacking in magix
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Disney is gonna make a movie about a quiet white boy who reforms broken women with the power of his sainted dick

    Like that movie about sandra bullock and the big black football player n how she changes his life with the power of her white tolerance, only in this case the big black football player is a tiny black football player and sandra bullock is my cock.

    Called PENISS CONGENIALITY
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked She is RIDICULOUSLY strong tho. I already have scars and bruises. She smoked some strong ass weed the other day and then started having ptsd from being wariat’d, n didnt want me to leave and then sobbed in my arms for like an hour. Its a fucking mess. It feels like the kind of trailer park relationship where wed get the cops called on us on a weekly basis.

    I was at suboxhos place the other day and she said "so....do you like me?" So I laughed, hit her with a pillow and said I had to leave so she started talking about how someone I know "took advantage of her" but I dodged that by asking if she wanted a weapon in case he came back and she said no. This is how you deftly defy enabling a crazy person's emotional needs while still providing them safety and security. A dickin in every chicken and a Weapon for every woman who's been sexually exploited. That's the sustainable society we should be working towards. Sorry this post is terrible
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOU KNOW CASPER

    AND YOUR STRENGTH INSPIRES AND HELPS OTHERS

    THIS IS THE FEEL GOOD THREAD OF THE SUMMER
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    That sounds so fucking wifey you better put a rang onit

    She sounds like she's fun in small doses and would benefit greatly from someone like you. She obviously can't be "fixed" until she decides to help herself but it's likely going to get more and more tiresome until she decides to do so. In the meantime it's probably fun doing weird shit together until her "omg sew randumb" maladaptive coping skills get old and she has to be emotionally honest and realizes you had it all along. That's when you finally ghost her and she cries in the rain outside your window before you close the blinds and release the hounds
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Nigga I've been used for my dick more than I've been had sex because of an emotional connection that's for sure

    How have things gone with the subjects of your 3some since?
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hey Zok Jr, I remember you, what's up and shit
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The game is called The Shekel Shuffle and the winners are predetermined before the game starts
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Singular examples of smart behavior doesn't make you a smart person in the context of the conversation.

    If I hired Steven Hawking (before he died) to help me start and run an underpant washing business..it might be deemed smart that I did that…however that wouldn't mean I was anywhere near as smart as him…I'm simply financing the operation.

    You can be the boss and still be the dumbest person in the room (that's what my underlings tell me).

    This is all true. I think something we can agree on is it is counter productive to hate the player when one should insteae be hating the game
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really relevant to what I said.

    Exploiting smart people is smart behavior. My dad has a friend who found a guy who was good at creating software and became a multi millionaire while he himself is not computer savvy.

    What I'm saying is your sentiment is a danger to the freedom and liberty of the western world and you should be placed in an internment camp for expressing it
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Damn i wanna hear yalls i terracial 3sum stories plz elaborate

    My side chick before I went to jail was light skinned (half local indigenous black and half English) and always eluded to having 3somes and how Bi she was but that never happened. In my experience girls talk about 3somes way more than they want to participate in them. This is for like 700 reasons I don't feel like getting into.

    I had a 3some with a Lebanese girl and a white stripper who cosplayed as Trump in 2016 and went quasi viral. Her son was at the house a little before being picked up by his grandmother and was playing with a trunk she had full of clothes and accessories (in appropriate for a probably 7 year old boy but not my place to say at the time) so that was open. After that we started doing shots and I showed up with the Lebanese lesbo who I was fucking and hustlin' wit but she is smol and a super lightweight so she didn't drink much. We did a couple lines then the white stripper started feeling it and putting on clothes from the trunk and trying them on and we would critique and try to coerce her to take other clothes off. Eventually she was just in a bra and panties while wearing a hat and boas and probably some other accessories and the Lil lesbo took charge and just started rubbing her pussy when she was against the table. I'm just sitting there all fucked up not wanting to seem too aggressive like there are deer in my yard I'm trying to feed apples. So they start kissing a bit even tho leb les went right for sa pussy and I start rubbing and grinding on leb because I knew her better. We all stopped for a minute to do a line and discussed what we were gonna do and basically went to her room which had an amazingly sweet bed with big posts and banged for a while. I was worried about busting quick but thinking too much about it and doing blow made me unable to bust so I gave out some good dick. Leb les kinda got jealous and some feelings for a few reasons but was trying to play it cool. Basically she ensured I didn't have the strippers number or anyway to get ahold of her after besides showing up at her house where her sexually confused son may be. That's basically the end of the story, I think I saw the white French stripper once after that briefly and she seemed very friendly but clearly had no interest in me besides a conduit to do ho shit.

    Tl Dr did coke and fucked a leb ho and a white ho, who didn't seem to have any interest in me beyond my dick and I cry everytime
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Money can buy you the smartest people in the world to work for you…doesn't mean you are one of them.

    Exploiting smart people is literally the backbone of capitalism.
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    How did Nile break the front by quoting that? Fuck he's a shamam.

    Originally posted by Tyrant Literally just googled Larry Ellison^

    I was familiar but didn't know the name. Originally thought you meant Larry silverstein who's only slightly ahead of Ellison in terms of string pulling penny pinching jedi puppetmastery
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Best TRT ever.

    Hey fagit are you still literally Dennis Reynolds?
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