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Posts by Sudo

  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Gotta put the eye contact on a 5 second cap
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung Any former inmates that I've met in the physical world are especially grateful to not be incarcerated anymore. They are especially positive and thankful for all the little things in life. However, Sudo does not follow that mold. Why is that, folks? The answer is simple. Former severe opiate addicts are dysphoric after they have gotten clean.

    What a dumb post. I don't think one statement of it is true. I count at least 10-12 false statements in it
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    He weaves webs of lies to teenagers on his groom loom
  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung U make a lot of unfounded assumptuons. It demonstrates your lack of intelligence, and critical thinking. Which is certainly par for the course for a convicted felon.

    You horribly butchered the sentence structure here. I can help you rewrite this sentence if you want 🌹 You better be on ALOT of xanax. All bars no footballs



    Originally posted by Bradley Sudo told me he's gonna let me visit Canada and fuck his wife and when she gets pregnant kick me out (after A LOT of spit roasting) at which point I go back to Milwaukee and get murdered for being an aggressive white men

    I'd never let you die on the streets of Milwaukee like a parading member of the Milwaukee dancing grannies just trying to show their Christmas spirit before a crazed nig in a Ford escape runs them down. No, you can pitch a tent in the front yard after you fuck my baby mom too much and it gets awkward
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Solstice Hey can you do a three way call to jail for me?

    "Hey baby when I get out we're gonna get married and settle down and be a power couple and raise a family and ima go to work everyday and stop injecting cat litter so that's why if you go out on Friday night or miss one of my phone calls I'm gonna kill you and your mother too...is that kevin in the background right now?"





    Originally posted by Tyrant Substituting further baseless allegations for evidence, like a bitch.

    Are you denying that you are captain falcon?
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Nile I was giving rides to some hoe once, got her, where she was from and her name+her wanted status.

    I got a fishing text for an e-transfer(she kept asking if I could accept them), from an area code just next to the city she fled from.

    I sent her an article of her arrest and told her she shouldn't fuck around with the person who knows where you're hiding. They freaked out lol.

    Fuckers couldn't just pay me a pittance and keep it on the level.

    This horrible chinless ho I fucked before had a brother who told me about doing that "can u accept etrabsfer" scam before, then a few years later he messages me asking thr same thing, then a month after that his name popped up for doing a home invasion for a TV.

    THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

    REAL SLIMEY
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by WellHung i cudnt get erect on xanax.

    I don't understand how people with the least anxiety inducing lives always take the most anti anxiety drugs
  8. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Here's an actu true story that just happened to me:

    I got a friend request from some bitch whos location said a town about an hour and a half away, she messaged me and I accused her of bein a scammer because I didn't kno her, then she kept messaging me all day then started talking dirty and tried to video chat and I accepted then closed my screen and the girl looked semi legit although kinda choppy video quality. Anyway she was doing ho shit and asked for a dickpick so I sent, then she asked for my number so I gave the number of a burner I had, then a copy and pasted message came thru trying to blackmail me with a lone picture of my girthy cock so I blocked them, then they messaged the burner phone so I took another picture of my cock and sent it to them, then they sent weird messages telling me to "calm down and answer their questions" so I sent them another picture of my cock, which was less solid by now. Then I blocked them from that phone and I haven't heard anything since.

    Tbh I kinda knew it was a scam for a Lotta reasons but I was bored and like sending people dickpics. I also am a bit of an attention whore sometimes and I had a boring day so I'm just glad someone took an interest in pictures of my penis
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant Prove it

    You are captain falcon, a notorious exaggerator/liar/attention starved faggot who is meek, docile, effeminate and brown
  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your wrist tells a story more vividly than a palm
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    wellhung you better show some fucking dong if you wanna stay witit
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Tyrant He was staring at me smoking a joint and I asked him what he was looking at and he said "nothing, sorry" so I walked over and he got up, he was actually taller than me but he was an old bald white guy and I kept walking towards him so he looked startled and started backing up and fell over his patio table and he started getting up but I punched him in the chest and put him back through the table. He froze and I stared him down until he dropped his eyes and started staring at his chest. Then I walked back to where I was smoking and finished my joint.

    Hahaha that didn't happen 🤣 😅 😂
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Dang I assume they're wireless. Find a blind spot and exploit it. Emit a low vibration directed upstairs and drive him nuts
  14. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Is there a walk up? Cut boards loose and sabotage his entry and exit and maintenance is entirely his job so he'll have to fix it
  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wariat tell me about your mother, what does she do? Does she enable you?
  16. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Wariat me and none of those other guys she mentioned like a literal 56 yr old rapist who tore her stockings and shirt and got at other girls then ran off to norway? All I am doing is comforting her.

    You're making sure she doesn't trust anyone ever again, especially if they comfort her

    I'm going to go out on a limb and assume her father is not an active participant in her life
  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Wellhung, what would complete you?
  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    You are a nightmare
  19. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump https://summit.news/2021/12/14/poll-finds-trump-is-more-admired-than-biden-or-the-pope/

    You may admire me.

    Wow the top 10 of that list is horrifyingly frightening. Obama doesnt seem that bad which is somehow the scariest thing about him given the company he keeps
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're reading way too much into it, kid. No need to be dramatic. It was just a simple question. A calm, cool and collected question. You get me?

    OK you exploited my emotional instability in order to troll me. Good show ol chap I knew you were a wiley veteren
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